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>mfw I see my first naked female
God dam guys it's nothing like you see in porn. Be prepared for stretch marks, unwanted hair in weird places and other nasty shit.
I literally closed my eyes and thought of hentai while fucking her.
What the hell is up with females? They are so fucking disgusting. 7/10 with clothes and 3/10 with them off. FUCK OFF
>he fell for the "women are pretty IRL" meme
lmao they got another one
Why do you think we call it 3DPD?
>I literally closed my eyes and thought of hentai while fucking her.
This will probably happen to me if i ever get laid.
3D girls just can't compete with my waifu.
"oh anon you still awake. I'm hungry go out to the shops and buy me a snack"
Wat do?
You'll survive the night, rotunda.
>>28603819
THAR SHE BLOWS
MAN THE HARPOONS
>>28603819
Seeing that? I'd probably vomit
Don't be shy ! Record yourself reading something and share it with the rest of us.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PVnIt6eUNa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TpybQK4H5i
thats not an argument
>>28603394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VOlW9EFIjL
>>28603394
Are you foreign? You don't sound american.
any more images out there similar to this one? im really diggin' these scenario type questions
>>28603153
another one thats kinda similar, just shit like this
Does the Garden/Greenhouse include windows with sunlight coming in?
>>28603231
no way bro, otherwise why would there be a skylight for 2 points?
How much money do you currently own? 40$ here.
About $380
I get more neetbux tomorrow, but I probably won't spend any
$15k in savings.
Doesn't matter. Still want to shoot myself.
>>28602902
$2700
It's nothing. What can I even do with it? I can't get a house. I can't get a gf.
Quads names my kid
>>28601953
yankinit
original comment
>>28601953
Little faggot
Meme. Freshhhhh
/interpals thread/
Please keep the attention whoring to a minimum, try not to post your profile or pictures.
>checked email
>FINALLY got a message back from a girl i messaged like 5 days ago
>She has been away it seems
>A fucking real qt that lives on the isle of man and knows what the TT is
If i get her nudes i'll be the happiest man in the world.
Lets go you lousy cunts
>Korean views my profile
>She joined 2 minutes ago, profile is blank
>ignore it
>she puts some pictures up, total qt
>messages me
>her English is terrible
>reply to her a few times but get bored of carrying
>stop replying
>she keeps viewing my profile every few minutes
>been doing it since yesterday
I feel bad.
Talked to a Ukranian girl for a while and she clearly was into me (sending hearts and selfies and shit)
Now im completely ignoring her and shes clearly sad
Who else /e-chad/ here!?
Do you guys smoke weed?
I smoke weed every single day and have been doing so for 5 years.
Anyone else in my position?
And how old are you? I'm 24.
Weed is degenerate. Next you will tell me that you suck cock to afford it.
Drugs are for niggers.
>>28600914
Smoked almost every day of my undergrad.
Never in massive amounts - I like to puff a little at the end of the day once I've got my tasks sorted out. Feels good man.
I smoke 2-3x a week now. Same amounts.
Pretty cozy, honestly. There are tons of potsmokers I laugh at but I feel like I've benefited from my time with weed. I'm sure there will come a day where I stop for a while but I'll always look back on it fondly.
The smell just reminds me of good times honestly.
Love lighting up at concerts and at the beach while stargazing.
>>28600962
>Weed is degenerate
That's not very consistent with reality of you.
Didn't get much sleep since I went to bed wearing my chastity device edition
morning lads, what's everyone got planned for today?
Oh, these shit threads again.
>hide thread
Fuck off, faggots.
>>28600624
pop down spar to get some baccy, drink more coffee
I probably only sleep every other day now, too anxious to go to bed
can we have a comfy A E S T H E T I C thread?
>>28600454
Fo sure homie
bumping need more d r e a m
what is it about blue pink and purple?
There is a lot of talk about rejection here, have you ever been on the other side of it?
How did you feel? Guilty?
I'm 5'10, 165 lbs.
She was 300+ lbs and an exchange student from Kenya.
>Robots
>rejecting a girl
u wot m8
Yes. I talked to this girl from my school a lot on Facebook, but eventually I got annoyed by her because she kept messaging me at a time when I was heavily involved in Red Dead Redemption. Eventually just started ignoring her. She was thinking we would start dating and was putting all of these passive aggressive statuses on Facebook. Never really talked to her again. She was a very average Latina.
I'll start:
>actually manage to talk to some normies once in a while
>normies ask me about my hobbies
>tell them I like watching documentaries, reading internet articles/books, history, reading about philosophers and what not
>they glance at each other, then turn to me and reply with something along the lines of "wow, that's so boring, why don't you go outside and hang out with your friends, it's like you have no life."
>mfw
When they start talking about personal sexual experiences that arent masturbation i get irrationally mad, especially if they are younger
>>28596708
>what are your hobbies, anon?
>uhh I don't know. I like to sleep and watch movies
>oh.. Alright
What actually happened
>>28596888
>personal sexual experiences that arent masturbation
i've heard them talk about masturbation too, like as if it's an everyday topic of discussion
makes me feel awkward as hell around them while they're talking about it
This thread is a safes pace for all things related to women's feet.
If you're going to come into this space with anti-feet rhetoric, please issue a trigger warning beforehand.
Post feet
Rate feet
What is your opinion on feet
What are your feet fantasies, normie or farfetched
>talking with close female friend
>kinks come up
>"I knew a few people and they had a thing for my feet and wouldn't stop talking about I had nice ones and such and so and I just don't want to deal with foot fetishists anymore"
>Don't know whether to be mad at them for ruining her view of us or envious for seeing them
I have a foot fetish but I really hate other footfags. Anywhere you go on the internet, if there's a qt who happens to be barefoot, you're guaranteed to see the most autistic comments once you scroll down. There's nothing wrong with having a fetish, but there is something wrong when you can't shut the fuck up about it.
I like cute girls feet but I always get weirded out when my friends or family members are barefoot. I guess it's sorta like if you're attracted to penises and you saw your dads penis, it'd weird you out too.
ITT: Post your real name and rate others.John.
>>28592042
John.
Now what.
>>28592042
Nice try, FBI
0r1g1na1
>>28592141
you don't think the nsa already knows your name?
Describe your ideal bf, robots.
im a guy
why would i have a bf
>>28580415
>has similar interests to me (some video games, computers, cooking, guns, nature)
>caring but not afraid to tease me sometimes
>is fairly romantic
>likes to wear cute clothes
>thin/fit
Oh andis dominant
>>28580480
Obviously if you're straight, you don't need to post ITT.
