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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRY2l5jmIpo
See? If he can do it, so can you.
>first chick literally walks off
>second chick nervously laughs as shes pressured to hand over her number
Stopped watching after that but that's him "doing it", is it? Jesus christ. I wonder if people who make these threads even watch the videos they're trying to promote.
>>26058954
Keep watching, he got some guy's numbers.
>>26058919
2016 and still caring about girls.
faggot detected.
ITT: Best fictional robots.
>>26058789
He's not a virgin tho
He fucked the incest girl
this beta provider
>>26058804
And Satou fucked his senpai in high school.
It doesn't mean they aren't robots. There are different rules for fictional characters.
Just fucked a 7-8/10 prostitute.
Ask me anything.
Is your dick burning yet?
Get off my board you fucking non-virgin.
>7-8/10
>prostitute
Is this some sort of achievement to you and how phat was her ass?
what is it about normies that is so detestable?
I'm trying to figure it out but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's just a feeling a I get when I look at them.
>>26058670
Is it that they're better than you in every possible way?
>>26058696
Nah, i think it's just unsettling watching such mindless beasts who somewhat resemble us.
>>26058670
I'm a normie. How do I make you feel?
So the government put out this propaganda to the people of Flint, Michigan, where they explicitly state the water is "safe", as long as people don't drink it.
How much longer are we going to let these monsters get away with this?
>Yuck!
>>26076675
I don't even live in Michigan and my water is about the same. It's not terrible, but it's expensive to buy drinking water.
Is this some sort of oddly mild bait thread?
>>26076747
>Is this some sort of oddly mild bait thread?
No, just hostile and sarcastic by using >Yuck!
The lead content is high and it's making the people there retarded. Literally retarded.
>>26076767
I've been showering in my awful water for like a year, and it does suck. It likely contains trace amounts of heavy metals including lead, and there's sometimes carcinogenic fumes. I should see a doctor and get tested and stuff, but I don't have insurance.
>Be a Normie.
>Visit r9k
How does that make you feel robots?
>>26058568
Annoyed and confused. A bit sad that no one can even do us the tiny decency of leaving us in peace after being isolated and pushed out of society. Amused because normalfags wonder why some of us snap and kill their people after treating us like this.
>>26058604
Everytime I visit here, I see robots ridiculing each other, curse out women and fantasize about murder. I don't think I've ever seen robots being genuinely nice to one another. I even gave some advice to some anon about women, and got greeted by the typical "cuck" and "whiteknight faggot". you'd call that being left in peace?
>>26058656
Yes. We don't need or want your useless fucking "bee urself" platitudes, and we act this way because society made us this way. Just go away, we're happier this easy.
I need your help family.
There's this girl I'm talking to atm
>solid 5-6/10 qt
and she's pretty much my only shot at ever getting laid.
There's just one problem.
This girl, is so fucking stupid, I think she literally might be retarded. My palm connects to my face at terminal velocity almost every 20 seconds when we're talking.
Yeah, she also writes ''hahaha'' and ''xD'' before, in the middle and after every sentence.
She barely knows me but we've already ''sexted'' she seems to be a horny little bad gril which I think I can take advantage of.
But she IS SO FUCKING STUPID holy shit you guys, for every ''xD'' I've read from her my brain tumor grows a bit.
So... is it worth it?
Putting up with her retardation in hopes of losing the V card?
I would post examples but english isn't our native language and I couldn't be fucked to translate all that shit.
But trust me, it's so stupid to the point of being cancerous.
Pls halp
>>26058480
Do it, just don't let yourself become obsessed, if you lose your virginity to her, you probably will.
>>26058480
If 22+ plus then definitely if under, and she is a clean non disgusting person then Fuck and leave, if disgusting then wait
You might be retarded too.
Who Elder Scrolls Online here? Can anyone review the game before I purchase it?
biggest bait in human history
>>26058243
It's not good enough to stand as an mmo or rpg on it's own but the weird combination it is can be plenty good if you're a fan of Elder Scrolls and want more time in that world.
>>26058298
Thank you I appreciate your honesty. I did enjoy the previous games. How is the pvp?
>tfw your anime collection finally broke 1TB
>tfw you cleared your backlog a year ago
>>26076020
w-what's going on in that pic
>>26076020
>tfw 500gb of porn
>tfw 70gb of hentai on an encrypted drive
Feels great, I'm going to encrypt all my porn so no one when can talk shit when I die.
Can females take hormones to become more feminine and better looking?
Or is it just a trans thing?
I don't know anon
Can't men take testosterone to improve confidence/ their build
>>26058103
Because estrogen and testosterone are the same and work the same, right? dumb cunt.
>>26058114
call me dumb again and see what happens, you limp dicked fuckwit
Im starting to hate women
Im starting to see things iv never noticed before
Guess it was true what you guys been saying all along
Tbh I've tried my best to look past those things
Now how do i get over this initial hatred im feeling and not be bitter.?
Use and abuse them
Love thy mom!
>>26057991
Realize that they're just acting in their nature. They can't help it. They're incapable of self awareness or introspection on any deeper level. Don't try to call them out or show them the truth of their ways either. They will never say anything that isn't benefiting them. They don't have any reason to break the act or ever admit fault or flaw. They don't tell the truth for the sake of truth, or out of honor or anything. They are designed to lie, to deceive, and to deflect like their lives depend on it.
Eventually you realize it's just the way they are. It's disgusting still, but nothing worth hating. They're not worth the emotional investment. Just use your knowledge to your advantage.
>no will and reason to live
>no way or reason to die
Is anyone else stuck in this sea of despair?
>>26057939
Sea?
Sea's usually aren't infinite and at least have the occasional shore for waves to break on to.
>>26057939
Yup. Dying is retarded and living is pretty boring. I look forwards to the nice things in life but fucking hell is everything boring, every person I meet is just a distraction. Nothing feels real, it never did and probably never will.
>>26057983
>I look forwards to the nice things in life
What if I can't see them? I can literally not think of anything which would make me feel different. Not even the thought of a loving relationship, which everyone on here seems to long for, makes me feel good. On the contrary, it only makes it worse by making me feel ungrateful for wasting this life.
>>26057969
Sorry but my metaphors and vocabulary aren't up to the task of describing this.
>have the occasional shore for waves to break on to
Complaining about my situation on here helps a bit.
What is the saddest thing to happen to you?
first forbeing born
>>26075171
being bornn
My best friend dumped me
Hey robots, what your favourite shape?
Trapezoid masterrace
>>26057583
>Trapezoid masterrace
It's just a normie square from a weird angle.
You're a cunt, mate.
>>26057583
Icosehedron f'life grim famdango
>>26057603
You mean the top face of a cube in perspective?
Is it possible to beat depression?
God what a shitty movie that was.
I did it bro.
>>26074560
What was it again, elephant?
