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>tfw no job
>tfw failed college
>tfw can't bring myself to find a bf or f even on dating sites because I'll have to divulge how much I failed at life
>>26057510
come up with a fake life
some guys dont even mind NEETs
I'm a college dropout too OP. I got a wageslave job and worked my way up to general manager. I have a qt bf as well. No real friends because they all moved away but I've gone out with a some co-workers a couple times lately. The point is, life goes on. Maybe college just wasn't for you. You can succeed at other things.
Its funny seeing the girl frogs
Have anyone tried any of those? Does it feel better than total PVC ones without vagina/asshole mold?
i often feel the current girl i am seeing needs to be like this just to make things easier between us
>>26057538
and its cheapeh
>>26057439
the picrelated stuff doesn't worth shit, better off buying onehole
Who else gets terrible anxiety from weed?
Like I feel I'm going to die, every task gets complicated as fuck, feel sleepy and dreamy, but too afraid to sleep because I feel like I'm never getting up.
>>26057422
Yea i used to smoke weed everyday for 5 years with my ex gf. Then we broke up. Now whenever I smoke weed I get the same symptoms you do Op.
Feel exactly the same. Fuck weed , drink booze and smash cunts.
who else smoked way too much their first time?
i believed some peoples advice on the internet and smoked at least 2g in a few minutes, was tripping worse than the time i tried DXM.
weed does nothing for me now, its mostly good for long drives, putting the cruise control on and listening to podcasts.
Why are women so much uglier than men?
Because men are meant to look crude and women a rarely healthy.
>>26073455
because you're actually gay
>>26073455
Because a man who is 7/10 is just a pure raw genetic success.
A girl who is 7/10 is boosted to that level because of her makeup and not to mention the inflation in the sexual market due to thirsty betas.
BARELY 6INCHES
5'10
KILL ME
I'm barely 5". Stop fucking whinging.
As long as you're not bellow 5'9 you'll be fine.
>>26057386
>Tfw 5'7" and almost 6 inches
If this guy can why haven't you been able to yet?
I haven't found a girl with low enough self esteem to settle for me yet
>>26073317
i'm uglier than him
i'm maybe the ugliest person on earth
He must have a very good personality.
Hey r9gay,
Post/Describe your ideal gf/bf ITT
>tfw no mahou shoujo short hair cutie gf ;_;
>qt
>likes adventures
>independent and doesn't live with their parents
>healthy weight
>artistically inclined, interested if not talented
>intelligent (i don't care if they're good at math, but they need to be capable of in depth thought and expression)
>21-30
>can be male or female, don't care
Blonde Skandinavian sissy bitch boy
>>26057593
>can solve a cube in 1min or less
Literally what
>be squib
>incapable of magic
>born to pureblood parents
>forced to take a menial job for privileged magical children
>forced to live in a dingy and windowless office
>only friends are cats
>hated by those that he serves
Of course, though much of that is kept from the reader at first, so you don't learn his unfortunate circumstances until after you've already come to resent him slightly.
>>26057239
Yep. Plus he constantly got shittalked by Chad teenagers like Harry for just doing his job and trying to preserve decency.
Poor guy.
Back then I didn't really think of it in terms like that though, I just recognized the tragedy of his figure.
>>26057239
I didn't read Harry Potter as a child.
Your personal most cringey moment?
>Finally get a date for the first time ever
>with the girl of my dreams
>we go to listen to music in my car
>don't know how the Aux wire works
>Call up my brother and ask him
God... what was I thinking?!
I dont even know what an Aux wire is m8
>>26073213
plug your phone/ipod into it and the music plays through the car speakers
I could have figured it out mang. I'm my own worst enemy.
>>26073200
Jesus your a special sort of stupid op. Did you get it in?
>claims to "hate men"
>still fucks them
You claim to hate women and fap to them
>>26057233
I never claimed to hate women
>>26057233
But you're wrong :^)
I suck cocks
CUTE GIRL DECIDES TO SIT ALONE INSTEAD OF NEXT TO YOU ON A CROWDED BUS AND THEN A FAT PIECE OF SHIT ENDS UP SITTING NEXT TO HER AT THE NEXT STOP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANTED TO SMELL HER HAIR
Just bee Youssef
>>26056518
just ree yourself
>>26056518
>I wanted to smell her hair
Now you know why she didn't sit next to you, she felt you were creepy.
How can I get a qt Latina gf?
if amerifat or canadian offer her a greencard
>>26072918
well, I mean aside from the dumb greencard jokes
If you have to ask here... you can't
Any tips on making a shrine to a celebrity?
>>26056305
Use animal sacrifices.
>>26056305
>you can be prosecuted in australia for having pictures of a celebrity
how can you have so many cool animals trying to kill you but still be cucks?
>Bill Cosby as an aspect of Satan shrine
>A photograph of earth, taken at a distance of 3.7 billion miles, by the Voyager 1 spacecraft.
How does this make you feel robots?
like its been faked since why would it be that big
>>26072777
It's zoomed in you retard.
>haha man, like, everything is so pointless because the Earth is smaller than other spatial objects
>bro just smoke some weed
Fuck off nigger
You're all a bunch of pathetic misogynists.
Enjoy your sour grapes :)
Roastie detected
Beep beep make way for pineapple vadge
Go away mudshark
But I have to spend the whole time trying not to enjoy it, because it's over the moment I do.
>>26056230
>emotionally stunted virgin detected
Have fun being alone for the rest of your life.
