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I want to quit so bad, but I have no one in my life to talk to. I also have no job atm (I hate being a neet). I know you guys aren't my friends and you don't like me, but this is all I have.
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normies spend the whole day talking and drinking wine like fags
this is the only method of communication people like us have, even if most of us have very little in common other than racism and misogyny.
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>>26048577
>I want to quit so bad
why?
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>>26048577
Just get job where you work from home. That's what i did it's great.

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Is anyone real?
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>>26048222
Wat? litrally wat?
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No. Nobody is really G E N U I N E.
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>>26048222
nope
original4realz

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>Not lifting, buying a gun, growing a beard, and becoming a BIG BOY

Why aren't you a BIG BOY yet?
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Because I'm a delicate 5'9 ;_;
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Because I can't grow a beard
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>big boy
>no trigger safety
Fucking scrub

>post what you are listening to if anything
>post what you are feeling
>post what you are doing
>are you happy with the direction of your life
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Mac DeMarco is fucking amazing, 10/10 taste OP

>one of my best memories is making out with my oneitis with "Another One" playing in the background
>little did I realize how relevant that song's lyrics would become...
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>>26047689
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG5T251zXqo
>I'm just sitting here after a long days work, trying to calm myself down from the adderall with wine. its not working. feel pretty anxious, trying not to think about interviews coming up. Feel like im lost in the sauce
>playing online poker, trying to force myself not to look at porn and organize it for hours because fucking adderall so I am browsing endlessly and playing pot limit omaha break-even
>I am happy with my major, I live with gf but we are only somewhat happy with each other, but we are madly in love, so I guess I have no choice, feels like im watching a movie when I look at my life, and I have a tendency to get real fucking bored after awhile so I take any fcuking drugs that are put in front of me impulsively....guess I get good grades and my family is far above average. so Im 'happy' or thankful at the least
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bump
no1 wants to feel?

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Asians not welcome edition
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HAAH
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i really like Jun, please be my friend.
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>>26067497
>Asians not welcome edition
Does that include super kawaii japanese babes?
I'd like them to post here.

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Why do men commit so suicide much more frequently than women?
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>>26047402
>the more muslims; the more equal ratio.
Well what'd ya know
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They don't commit more suicide, we're just more successful.

As usual.
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>59.4

Holy fuck, portuguese robots, chill out, it'll be all right

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>start dating 6/10 from work (cute face, chubby, tiny tits, nice butt)
>been with a lot of dudes, says I'm the only non douchebag she's dated because I'm full beta male
>she takes my virginity
>things are going great
>suddenly she dumps me over facebook because of personal issues (anxiety, insecurities, abandonment issues so she thinks I'll leave her when I didn't plan on it)
>know she needs space but I keep pestering her and she's getting more and more cold
>really feeling shit over it all

what do, she said she still loves me and wants to get back together when she's over this rut, but she gave me a 2 month figure, like shit man, that's a long time and she told me that it wouldn't be fair to ask me to wait for her and wanted us to be friends, and at first I was like fuck no but then I realized that was childish and said sure we can be friends. SO I can't help feeling it's over.

Help I don't want to be alone for valentine's day.
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>>26047297
>she said she still loves me and wants to get back together when she's over this rut, but she gave me a 2 month figure

>she's going to fuck other guys for two months and then get back with you

you'll reach your sense and cut contact any minute now

you can be friends years down the line if you still care by that point but all it's going to do now is make you feel like shit
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Forget about her because she's already a write-off.don't be friends .let her know you're available but it's her problem

if you let her dictate the rules you'll forever be dragged through the mud with this female horseshit. Got to let them know you're the stronger party
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>>26047297
Hahaha my sides you said "6/10" and "chubby" haha whos scale are you on nigga, let me read the rest of this filth you wrote

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No memes, no irony, no bitterness, just the sober truth of it


I can't help but agree with most everything believed here. Its depressing and ruins you, but in my experience that usually means something is true
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A collection of rejects from the island of misfit toys. I'm sure everyone here is possible of great thing, they're just too damn arrogant and too broken.
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>>26067179
It is a good place to laugh about people. And boy, do I laugh about you! And it is a sad place. I laugh about the sad things, too.

But most importantly, 4chan is my home. And I even if I wanted I could not leave.
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>>26067231
>everyone here can do great things

Don't feed their egos please. We have enough "smart but lazy" types

What are your dreams?
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>>26047239
To play fighting games all day and marry my gf. Maybe I should aim higher though
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I once had a dream that some classmates and I were Spanish Conquistadors being stalked by a xenomorph in the jungles of Mexico.
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Got none.

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MBTI Thread, get in here robots
Who /infj/ here? INTPs can get fucked

http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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Glorious INTP race checking in
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>>26067061
I said your kind can get fucked idiot
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>>26067017
>16personalities test

t. INFP with "le organized and well-planned lifestyle xD"

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I am feeling happy right now.
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>>26047185
Imma bout to shoot a nigga head
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Tell me how, I could use some happiness.
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>>26047214
Happines is about having nothing to worry about.
I've not left my basement in two months. All I've done is eat, sleep and play videogames. No worries, no obligations, just leisure.
And 2D.

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Filed my taxes today and am getting back 800 from the Fed and have to pay 25 bucks to Virginia. What should I do with my tax return wagie brothers.

also
>2016
>being neet
>not getting a comfy tax return along with your biweekly checks;
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>>26047109
>twf i calculated my taxes and im getting 4 grand back
>too depressed and lazy to actually sit down and submit them, so Im just going to forget about it.
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>>26047109
>Bi-weekly pay
How pedestrian.
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>>26047183
turbo tax my nigga, it took me 30 minutes and it's easy if you're single without dependents

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>have a coworker from Vietnam
>her husband's cousin wants to come to US
>I'm a mildly successful but 4/10 at best robot
>coworker wants to hook the two of us up
>she's my age (25), qt petite Azn, speaks english, can cook, clean, etc
>divorced
>has a 5 year old daughter
>daughter is in legal custody of grandmother in Laos

despite the negatives, I'm still seriously considering it...
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Considering what?
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>>26066934
hooking up with the single mom
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What negatives?

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ITT WE PUT HOW WE REALLY FEEL INTO PAINT IMAGES
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I'll play. Gimme a sec.
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I love making friends
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fukdu mup do pa didduh

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>yfw you realized that all women, even the most radical feminazi SJW womyn, have rape fantasies to some extent

Don't believe me? Go to tumblr and search "daddy". The results will amaze you.
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>>26046534
t. professional armchair psychologist
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>>26046606
>sjw apologist
How's the kuklyf 4ya
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>>26046534
Haha like everyone on tumblr is the same person haha.

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