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Why aren't you born into a multi-million dollar family, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8EeyEbvK6s
>>26040901
But I was though. I spent New Year's yachting. I'm just not a dick about it.
I didn't try hard enough
At about 3:30 the girl is asked how much she thinks average people spend on shopping each month.
She guesses around 3-5000 pounds (with her spending 15k a month)
How can I /chadscend/?
Am I redeemable, or should just anhero?
>inb4 'bee urself'
>>26040866
Become super mutant
>>26040866
go return to the cave which you were born in, orc
Are bridge trolls alpha?
Say whatever's on your mind.
>>26040814
You, sir, saved the thumbnail
I need to wrote an essay, deadline is tomorrow. I am too tired tho. I need to choose fast, sleep or essay?
>>26041014
sleep is always the answer
Did you ever have a goth/emo/retarded phase?
>>26040689
>goth/emo
no
>retarded phase
currently
>>26040689
>goth/emo
no, but i love LOVE fucking LOVE girls with THAT style.
>retarded phase
hum currently im socially retarded so idk if that fucking counts.. i mean i dont ahve any friend or girlfriend and the last message on facebook is from last thursday so i dont fucking know.... i wanna kill myself but my parents could be kinda sad.. and they dont deserve that.
>>26040689
went through my emo phase when I was 15-16, that was pretty cringey, but at least I looked cute
Do you like big round tits or small perky ones?
Big round ones.
>grope a girl in real life
>she doesn't go red and freak out like in anime
>>26040588
I like all of them. But perky is really swell. So i'll go small
Is this real? I feel like I've just been scammed.
enjoy your tea
Only one thing you can do. Smoke that shit and find out
First time buying this shit, what's it supposed to smell like?
Will Occulus Rift make anime real?
>>26040359
You can make anime real.
You know how?Tulpa.
>>26040381
>Tulpa.
That's a meme though.
But anime is real.this is the nightmarewake up
I asked someone "Why don't girls like me" and they told me "You look like a rapist" and "You look like a school shooter". Why would they say those things? Anyway it looks like I'll be a virgin forever and I'll never get married. What am I supposed to do with my life?
>>26040337
Is that you in the pic? You don't look so bad, how are your social skills?
>>26040337
>What am I supposed to do with my life?
its your vibe combined with your par looks
get off this website and go in the world
No fucking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2skmGoRk1FE
just be yourself dude, yeah be your shitty self.
Attractiveness is associated with good values and intelligence.
>>26040305
>implying looks don't reflect your personality
Unless you have some legitimate deformity, it's a pretty good indicatorLike how ugly people are always bitter as fuck
>>26040567
Jesus fucking CHRIST!
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF! I have NEVER hated a stranger so much in my whole, entire life. Please die. Please.
>>26040602
Ummm, sorry for having a point?
Imagine if a girl did a mass shooting.
Is it even possible? At least then the "im a fembot" shit would be slightly more believable.
They can't even fucking commit suicide without pills because they think it'll make their corpses look bad.
>>26039958
The closest we've come in that girl in new brunswick who was planning one.
>>26039980
sides, tears, orbit
Are white females the most priviliged human beings?
It's tall white men. Fact.
>>26039784
Yes and anyone who disagrees is a roastie.
Women in general.
yes, they even get to claim to be oppressed like racial minorities when they have it better than any other group.
My ideal relationship would be sitting side by side next to a cute girl at our computers and holding hands and talking to each other and never leaving the house.
Are you the guy who posted this picture earlier?
>>26039807
No. Is there someone else that actually wants this? I feel crazy when I try to express it.
>>26039770
Yeah me too, shame it will never happen. I currently live with 3 girls and next year I studpidly set myself up to live with 5 girls.it's helljust fuck my shit up onii-senpai
ITT Post a pic of your qt stacy thundercunt oneitis that got away
More like chubby fat cunt. Kill yourself op
>>26040044
You don't deserve these dubs.
>>26040076
no hes right
If I brutally killed this Chad with my bare hands in front of all his roastie students who are wet for him would they want to fuck me on the spot?
The laws of sexual attraction dictate it, after all.
>>26039503
I like to cum lel
I like to cum
Lel lel
Holy Jesus that is one attractive man.
> implying you could take on this herculean love machine
Why do parents with mentally disabled children lie to themselves and say god has "blessed" them? Every time I've talked to somebody with a mentally disabled kid they call their child a miracle.
>>26039312
In that family not only the kid who is mentally disabled.
>>26039312
Because people are naturally inclined to try to make their burdens/hindrances out to be strengths. It makes them feel better. We all know their kid's a fuckin' 'tard, but think about how they feel. They waited on a nice, regular kid for nine months and got a mistake and they're too socially conditioned to be bleeding hearts that they won't just do the right thing and euthanize it.
tl;dr - Let 'em have this, they're just working through the denial.
Maybe because they love their kids and are happy to have them even if they are flawed
