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Does anyone else have really narrow, specific interests?
I spend at least a couple hours a day playing video games, but only platformers, adventure games, and RPGs on Nintendo systems. Rather than branch out, I'd rather discover increasingly obscure games fitting those criteria even if the quality starts to dip.
Likewise, I pretty much only listen to music from the 50's/60's/70's. Lately it's been almost nothing but country and rock 'n' roll from the 50's and early 60's. The other several-thousand CDs in my collection have been gathering dust because I'm rarely in the mood for anything else.
So no one else gets fixated on one interest at a time?
>>28737376
if shitposting in obscure niche threads for years on end and autistically memorizing their meta counts, then yes
I usually only play the same two or three games at a time over and over, until one of the games becomes shit and I stop playing it.
For example, I used to only play Killing Floor, TF2, and WoW, but when TF2 went to shit, I replaced it with Hots.
I also pretty much just like 70's and 80's rock, and I'm really obsessed with Alice Cooper.
Why can't I have beautiful Slavic waifu.
They are so pretty. So much more than all others.
I love my Slavic women. Incredible.
They have such grace.
Is my taste in music okay? I posted my music in the R9K dubtrack and they all laughed and skipped my music.
Please help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBlLPxb7Etw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6svDxxU4lfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJ68kPdYclc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU54WpQNYic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR7GAvKBIO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mglsgLyD6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe58pVV8WbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvRpigH_9ww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhI2mp-WIck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwsREhrT8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaHzS8nvtIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlTujf3fle0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_B_GalsJrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGqiwr3HnCY
>>28737060
>Weebshit
pls stop
>>28737060
Surely nobody listens to this shit unironically?
Nope you're a cringeworthy moefag.
why is everyone on 4chan so obsessed with getting a gf. cant you just go out and do something else
no beacuse im fat and ugly and butthurt
>no gf
>no reason to fucking live on this shit planet anymore
We wanna nut
I feel like I probably should kill myself before my 24th birthday next month..
sounds good mane.
Do death by cops, don't be a pussy.
>>28737038
I've been in trouble with the law before.. Never been brutally assaulted to the point of near-death, though.
>average guy eats pizza
"Ewww, what a digusting slob"
>Chad eats pizza
"Omg, good looks and he knows how to eat! Marry me!"
thank you for yet another example of why attractive people can never be robots
>>28736881
Well it would be cool to devour a pizza and then run a marathon or do a thousand pushups and have all the protein from the cheese and meat bulk up your muscles, carbohydrates give you energy, and nutrients from the vegetables help your body function rather than just shit it out the next day and have your body store some of it as fat.
>i can eat as much as i want and never gain any weight XD
Hey r9k. I've unlocked the secret to eternal youth and curing your depression, and the best part is that anyone can do it! Even you, reading this in your mom's basement weighing 400 lbs. You can't even smell how bad you smell right now, can you? Don't worry though friend, I was like you once. Not 400 lbs, but I might as well have been. My method of thought day after day was just "I'm not going to leave my house or see people anyway, and they all resent me for existing so I don't care." And I couldn't smell myself because I was super dehydrated and really used to the stench, once I showered and drank some water I realized not only my body was decaying but so was my mind. My muscles had all atrophied and I was getting 16 hours of sleep a day and staying awake for 16 hours, but I wasn't doing anything with my time. I was only 19 and I basically had the metabolism of a 90 year old on their death bed. I guess you could say I am a normie now, I don't think I am. I still am not gonna interact with real world people beyond when I have to and I still won't trust any of them knowing how they treat people who are below them. I am gonna hide in plain site and then get above all the normies using my skills and my cunning, I just have to build myself up first. Its a slow process, and I first started trying to get healthy last year because but I couldn't do it for a long time. Its just been 2 months of getting back into my routine after failing a bit but I already feel like a new person. Its amazing and I certainly wish the best for all of you too, I believe in you!
Love, your friendly neighborhood recovered robot.
>>28736814
>Hey r9k. I've unlocked the secret to eternal youth and curing your depression
so what is it op?
Is the secret suicide?
OP as left us blank posts to fill in with our own dreams to achieve..
where'd it all go so wrong?
Right about the time they cut off part of my penis senpai.
>>28736753
>where'd it aIl go so wrong?
When I discovered 4chan
What do you think is the ideal female height? What is the ideal male height?
6'2. I like a girl with a long trunk.
>>28736612
Fuck you for making a fucking thread like this
guy 5'10-6'0
grill 5'4-5'9
Is the mango girl right?
ye probably
What she's wrong about is the part that says
>DOESN'T TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF LOOK GOOD
Looks are mostly things you can not change. When you do the basic things, like not being fat, not having autism clothes, hygiene, shaving. After that it mostly comes to height and facial bone structure.
>>28736630
Those basic things go a long way, and I'm willing to bet most autists here neglect them. Even if you're unattractive, you should still get some standard respect if you obviously take care of yourself. If you don't, you deserve the scorn you receive.
How do I get a robot boyfriend r9k? I just want someone who'll treat me like a girl, dress me up and let me suck his dick and idk where to find one :(
>>28736568
You'll get one by contacting me on kik.
Doinitright4
Plz stop posting trap threads, they are starting to affect me.
You don't. You're screwed. Go away.
>don't date within your friend groups
>don't date a coworker
>don't try to pick up girls at the gym/store
>don't talk to random women in public because they don't want to be bothered
>online dating is shit
>qt shut-ins never leave their basements
>clubs and bars are horrible cesspools
even if you wanted to, where the fuck are you even supposed to meet girls?
>>28736474
online dating is actually ok. This isn't 2003
>>28736474
>don't date within your friend groups
Did it
>don't date a coworker
Banged multiple girls at the same job
>don't try to pick up girls at the gym/store
>don't talk to random women in public because they don't want to be bothered
>online dating is shit
Met the woman I almost married there
>qt shut-ins never leave their basements
Probably
>clubs and bars are horrible cesspools
They're shit but once in a blue moon they're good for hookups
>>28736543
>online dating is actually ok.
who /stretchmarks/ here
>tfw
>>28736377
are you shitting me those look like some deep lacerations not stretch marks
>>28736377
If you got /fit/, girls would probably be into that.
how do stretchmarks happen
Morning wagies! Bring bring its time to get up!
You better haul ass today, Mr Shekelstien has just taken home a bonus of $12m and we need to make up for that.
>>28736358
Goodmorning aspie, you're well I trust?
Love your fashion sense, it's sublime.
>mfw wagies still don't control the means of production
>>28736385
I feel amazing! I get to take home a whole 33 pounds today! Doesn't it feel good!
>weekend is nearly over
>back to wageslaving on monday
>tfw had to work Saturday
>tfw whole routine got fucked up
>tfw only 1 day weekend
Try doing it whilst being a suicidal alcoholic socially awkward no friends loser
I wish owning a gun was legal here, my brains would be splattered on something
cheer up, we're here for ya
