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Would anyone be interested in her tits? Shes over 18
License and birth certificate required or call to FBI
>>28732010
I'm down to see almost any tits, any time.
hury up you bitch
>Be strong Catholic
>Girlfriend wants to stay abstinent like a proper Christian
>Suggests we have anal instead
How do I dump this sodomite whore without this damaging our relationship in church?
Murder her and stage it as a suicide, youre obviously autistic enough to do this
>>28732005
>that pic
Breh, I have like the same eyes and eyebrows. I look really similar to this, at least above the bandana.
>>28732005
Earl of Grey pls go
Why don't you go to a gloryhole /r9k/?
Honestly, I have a fear of my dick getting sliced off.
>>28731944
this exactly right here
>>28731944
The chance of this happening at an adult bookstore is probably zero
>tonight is prom
>I'm playing MGSV and talking to my in game gf, Paz
Who here /not a normalfag/?
banincmngundragefgt
>>28731842
there we go, a true robot
I am sick of all these Chads and attention whores trying to ruin this board (desu they already have). I got finals in a week and I had prom a week ago. Both now and then I am inside my room with the curtains drawn with two bottles of Mountain Dew playing Dota 2.
This is the good life, OP.
MGS V is a normalcunt game, nigger. A true non-normie would be reading the memoirs of Elliot Rodger, and fapping to gore and horse beastiality porn.
I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND
I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH THE ACCUMULATED FORCE OF EACH AND EVERY SOLEMN NIGHT I'VE SPENT ALONE IN MY FUCKING ROOM WITHOUT COMFORT OR KIN, UTTERLY ALONE WITH ONLY ME MYSELF AND I AND
NO
FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28731839
How old are you? The only people on this board who complain about not having a girlfriend still have a chance at getting a girlfriend.
You got to earn one mate. It starts with being yourself
>>28731875
I'm 21.
Fucking origami.
>>28731933
Not sure what you're trying to accomplish with this post but you need to fuck off and do it somewhere else, in someone else's thread.
Why aren't you enjoying the great tasting pizza of little Caesars?
because i eat pizza hut like a real human being
>>28731771
>pizza hut
literally normie pizza kill yourself mayne
Because I'm not some poor, lazy nigger.
Post here what helps you in social situations
benzos are slowly becoming less and less helpful
I need other techniques to calm down in crowded areas
I like to do this thing where my hands shake and I look at my feet
>>28731724
Honestly i know it's a meme but truly the best thing you can do is just be yourself
>>28731724
diagnosed social anxiety disorder here
i started part time a few months ago at a call center
i really needed the job but it was very hard for me with panic attacks and buckets of sweat
i've slowly gotten much better
have had literally thousands of phone calls, thousands going as horribly wrong as possible
always just move to the next
now i feel i am in command during most phone calls
i feel more this way in person as well
it has helped my anxiety more than anything else
>tfw it's a summer-like Saturday night
>tfw everyone is out having a good time and making memories with their friends and gf
>tfw you are sitting alone in the dark posting on /r9k/
Why you gotta do this
>>28731774
It didn't link my gif :(
>tfw you can't forget about the moment where it all went wrong
ASMR fagoos get in here
>>28731663
>this bitch
holy fuck how plebian is your taste mate
she is an entitled cunt
>>28731663
Ayy, here I am thinking I am the only robot that does this shit. Anyone ever check out the Japanese shit? It is insane. Also, very sexual. Just youtube "Japanese asmr licking". Get some tissues while you are at it.
>>28731695
she still lives with her parents. she gets me, fuck off.
List the top 5 most important trays in a gf for you in order from most important to least.
>Loyal
>Virgin
>Small(short and thin)
>Cute
>Calm personality
>>28731639
>intelligent
>Calm
>cute
>similar tastes to mine
>nice
>Honest
>Compatible personality
>Similar but not identical taste
>Weeb
>Unassigned
>>28731639
>Witty
>Nice Voice
>Empathetic
>Independent
>Healthy
Can we get a women hate thread up in here please?
It could also be a happy little dancing lobster.
No. This is woman friendly board. pls rate me btw.
>>28731624
I love women.
I love animals.
When they are trained.
I love everyone when they do as told.
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.original
>>28731615
are you the guy that texted a picture of a black cock to his mother?
Fuck you.
I'm too lazy to look for the actual image.
>>28731633
No fuck you leather man. Maybe you and I should settle this right here in the ring, huh?
>tfw your laptop dies
Seriously fuck this fucking earth I can't take it anymore, everything just comes to piss me off
thanks for reminding me to back up my thesis senpai
in all seriousness you have my sympathy, I've had a laptop die on me and it sucks
>>28731591
That sucks anon. Here's a sympathy (you).
Get a desktop, those things can be fixed easily once you know what's wrong
any robots here have an opportunity with a female and fuck it up due to autism? i'll start
>at mall with 2 - 3 of the actual friends i have (they range from cyborgs to normies)
>outside smoking a cigarette
>10/10 qt walks into mall
>fat ass, skinny waist, pretty face, either very italian or a white-looking hispanic
>we all check her out from afar like "damn"
>about 2 minutes later she walks back out of the mall and approaches us (me specifically)
>"hey"
>i'm thinking she's going to ask me for a cigarette
>"uh, hi"
>she points to me
>"i think you're cute...and i like your shirt"
>it was a video game t shirt that i'm 100% positive she did not know the origin of
>first and last time anything like this has ever happened to me
>"oh, thanks" as i smile
> . . .
>she kind of puts her head down a little bit and walks away
>friends roast me for apparently "freezing up"
>thought it was just a friendly response to a compliment
tell me your stories robots
yes it's hard having no social skills
>>28731570
i don't know how else i could have handled the situation anon
>>28731601
that's why you have no social skills. realize she went out of her way to talk to you (in front of your friends) and called you attractive. at the very least she wanted a conversation, probably wanted you to be cool and ask for her number. you could have said "so are you what's your number" or "what are you up to" or "how's it going". remember to be yourself
I did it robots. I actually did it. I'm now officially in a relationship. I know that stops me from being a robot but I love you guys. I've graduated. Just find a mentally ill cutie and that's it. I have a mentally ill cutie that's gone through the same stuff and we connect on every level even though I'm autistic. I'm not saying you all can do it cause mostly you all can't but I wish you all the best. I love you faggots.
>falling for the mental issue girlfriend meme
wew lad you gone done goofed
Congratulations, mate. How did you two meet?
>>28731542
>posts pic of thin girl
>in relationship with fat crazy girl
no thanks brah
