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What's it like to have a vagina? It seems like it would be pretty fun. I wish I head one so I could just lie back and have Chad ruthlessly bang my cervix until my eyes roll back into my head
>>28730947
>Chad
Chads are just fuckwits who'd give two shits about your wellbeing.
To answer your question it's pretty annoying. Bleeds, aches and gets wet.
>>28730947
i wish i kneww
>>28730973
Then why do you love them so much?
https://hbr.org/2012/04/your-future-employer-is-watchi
>your future employers know you spent 600 hours a month on 4cuck
>your future employers know about all your fetishes and porn addiction
>your future employers know about all of your racist youtube shitposting
>your future employers know you have an anime avatar on twitter and support trump
>>28730919
>future employer
>implying there will be jobs in the near future
i'm honestly not worried.
>the only resume I ever wrote was in high school
>No social media
>Have multiple addons/settings set for anti-tracking
>No one mentions me online anyway
>They'd have to in-depth doxx me just to find anything
not concerned a single bit
![Who+needs+girls+or+love+anyway+_086701af3d4a870a2001fba2093d1326[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QYNjSzQ.jpg "Who+needs+girls+or+love+anyway+ 086701af3d4a870a2001fba2093d1326[1]")
Anyone have any idea how to make friends at university?
It's been a year. I go to clubs and societies. I talk to people. I have lots of acquaintances. But I can't make any of them my friend.
I used to be so full of hope, now I just spend my time alone in my room drinking and trying to study, though I still go to the sodding clubs.
Anyone in a similar situation?
>>28730861
I have this problem too, but I didn't even manage the lots of aquantences part, just some aquantences. I even joined a rowing club, but most of them are just aquantences that would never hang out with me outside of practice or meals at the cafeteria afterwards.
I think a lot of it has to do with me being 25 and everyone else being like 19.
>>28730929
I know someone who's about 30 and on our course, everyone speaks to him though so I don't think age is too bad a factor.
>>28730929
Why would you even go to a university at 25 dude? If you don't have friends and a good life already, it's not going to do shit for you, you'll just be that creepy old guy.
Those clubs are an extension of highschool clubs, not something a fully grown man should be participating in.
I am a man with 50+ approaches in various conditions, with friends and enemies near by, I have always approached women I wanted.
My motto is - As a man you have to reach out towards your goals, even if it's not guaranteed you will realize them at that moment.
The ''reaching'' is important.
Today (after not sleeping last night cuz of fucked up biorhythm cuz of browsing this fucking site all nite) I met with my good and close friends, we went for a beer, one beer led to another, we met more friends and soon we were in a bar which had a nice playlist of classic metal, punk and rock.
There was a qt there, and I first time in my life wearing contacts, didnt look fogged as little shit and I was really happy and nicely numbed with the -OH.
She had her back towards me, yet after she saw me she kept looking back and scanning the area.
I knew what that means.
And even without it, I wanted to meet her.
Two guys fawned over her, one really ugly, other normie 9gag.
I didnt care t b h since I already ruined enough of other men's ''game'' with my blitzkrieg approach - get in, get number - get out, and leave them waste time and money.
I prefer date dynamics over bar with loud music dynamics.
This girl was a qt, nice black white skirt, plumpy ass and face Id like to make moan and bite the pillows.
Makes me even more mad in love to make a cute girl scream in ecstasy.
Im 26kv but I could do it.
Since those few views she gave few others, and then I rose up to dance with my squad.
I was not ready to approach but soon I realized I want, I dragged it out and after 30 minutes of panic dancing and overthinking while those two tightened their grip, I after all, went home alone and defeated.
Not because I was rejected, I would probably be rejected t b h f a m, loneliness is normal for me.
But I feel defeated since I DIDNT GIVE MYSELF NOT EVEN A CHANCE.
I am not used to this pussy behavior from me, and I do all I can to achieve my ideals.
But this event today was devastating
OP here
cont.
There were some other girls I could do, but this one was prime example and she knew it.
I am SO ANGRY with myself, I wasnt ready to approach today, I thought weak thoughts and I did weak deeds.
Repeat, rejection is normal for me, even though I look great, my approaches are head on and often not really polished so I understand that.
I hate myself for not doing the right thing and at LEAST GIVING MYSELF A CHANCE, REACHING toward MY GOAL.
I betrayed myself and for that I bear this punishment of loneliness and stagnancy.
Dont do the same mistake.
IF you want something, go for it, you might not get it, but there is big satisfaction in having balls to actually try.
Fuck me.
>get in, get number - get out, and leave them waste time and money.
yoiu have no fucking idea what youre doing numbers are a waste of time more so than anything if you knew anything about fucking chicks youd know thios believe me when i say this there is only thing tyhat matters and that is fucking them
>>28731196
true. numbers help in some situations but should not be main goal.
>Parents' friends come over
>TFW scared to go downstairs
>Get hungry and try to get some food before running back to my room
>They spot me
>"Hello anon! How old are you now? Wow! 22 years old already? My, you must be swamped with work, finished university already? Been smashing ladies lately?"
>"Y-ye-ye heheh... yeah... you know... just taking a break and now I'm single r-right now..."
>Tell me anon, what do you like?
>"Well my i-interests include economics... G-g-gnu/Linux... Software development and embedded systems... i-i-i've been investing a-as well as l-learning Spanish.."
>"You should meet my son! He's 16 years old I'm sure you'd get along great!"
It's okay, anon, you have some pretty cool interests. Just try to be "busy" if they actually try and follow up with meeting their son, though. You're "swamped with work", after all.
I'd recommend keeping an emergency food stash in case this happens again.
>>28730784
What distro do you run qt
>>28731085
a-arch...
Hey there, welcome to the Frogs and Feels Tavern, a place where you can chat, drink, and chill your feels away.
Tonight, on the jukebox, we've got one of the bartender's favorite albums. A melancholic concept album by The Antlers which tells a beautiful story.
So, what brings you to the Tavern on this Saturday night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSi_FE52TAY
>So, what brings you to the Tavern on this Saturday night?
Sometimes being an internet browsing addict will lead you to places that actually make it all worth it.
Shot of tequila please.
Just finished beating the meat. Would like to drown my sorrows in some alchohol, good barkeep.
The normie world is an addicting one. I used to be fine with staying on my own every day smoking weed and playing video games, but now that I've been getting some action with girls I cannot be at ease if I'm not near a woman.
I need to drink cause drowning in alcohol is the only thing that can quench my thirst of female companionship.
Who aspd here?
Me. And /feelsokayman/
I totally dig it though. Mixed with my nhilism I really truly don't give a fuck.
>personality disorder
No
>>28730619
Everything besides deceit and remorseless is me to a t.
What would /r9k/ do to me?
I'd shave your head and burn you with a cigarette.
>>28730597
have sex w/ you
>>28730597
is that asmradrling
>Robots want gf
>femanon gives them advice
>FUCK OFF ROASTIE SLUT, BACK TO /SOC/
>REEEEEEEEE
I mean I knew this board was autistic but come on...
>>28730561
Considering that this board consists of betas, I'm not surprised.
>Robots want gf
wewy, lassie.
>>28730561
>taking advice from women
Is it possible to experience long term happiness after you have realized your own mortality?
everyone's always happy for death
>>28730548
I remember when I was 17 and full of angst
>inb4 "I'm not 17 I'm a full grown adult"
This doesn't help your case
>>28730592
I'm not 17 I'm a full grown adult
Post your drinking jams, f a m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3ZhkLUcKT8
>>28730543
God-tier drinking song here.
https://youtu.be/SHzRLZIj_Lw
>>28730543
>top normie music
>tfw shaved my dick
feels so good, robots. You should try it.
it feels really good to be smooth! try doing your legs next!
>>28730527
and then deal with itchy crotch for the next 2 weeks? fuck. that.
>>28730656
TRAP DETECTED
ORIGINALI
How autistic are you, /r9k/?
Can you read facial expressions?
I'm autistic and really struggling with this one. Can anyone help me out here?
>>28730488
Rolling to see the reaction of me penis!
>>28730503
Fuck... Redo lads
>>28730503
>>28730525
stop ruining the thread
ITT: Pics that make you want to an hero.
>>28730484
Why?
Fuck you niggers this is original.
>>28730519
I used to like pics of qts. But anymore they just make me really depressed. Almost like having physical pain over it. And she's one of the qt-est out there.
i will never, no matter how hard i try, be this cute ever
Hi, I'm a korean girl who is set to go to university next year in the United States for my masters. Can anyone here tell me what blacks are like in your country? They seem really mean when I look at videos online and in movies, and I've never met any at all. Information on Arabic people would also be a plus.
I was told everyone on this website was very honest, so I trust your opinions as they likely come from experience.
>>28730449
For what exactly? I'm a black and arab guy
>>28730449
Timestamp or bait
Depends on where you live, honestly. If you're in the southeast US then you'll see very few arabs but a lot of blacks. For whatever reason there are more arabs (in my experience) on the east coast.
They're really just like any other ethnicity. There are assholes and nice people in equal measure.
