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I'm watching over you in heaven my fellow robots
Good, die faster.
>>28734354
kys eggman you ugly freak
>>28734354
Literally a pedophile.
And not the loldudebroilike14yearolds kind
It should be like this
If you're more racist than sexist
>/pol/
If you're more sexist than racist
>/r9k/
>>28734319
Go home and get your fucking shinebox.
>>28734914
MUTHA FUCKA
>>28734319
How about we browse the boards we want and you kill yourself?
>tfw want pot but don't want to interact with drug dealer
I wish I could just order drugs and have them show up at my door.
rip silk road
>>28734361
Tell me senpai, what was it like?
>>28734589
>>28734361
You lazy shit-wranglers, there are a ton of dark net markets. Go and buy some. If you're completely ignorant go to leddit/r/darknetmarkets and try not to get arrestedin the future.
I prefer Nucleus and Agora.
Trying to improve yourself when you're ugly is a futile effort.
Take this gentleman for example. Body of a Chad, but the face of a beta. You just know that most decent looking woman would sneer at this guy if he ever tried to strike up a conversation.
And before you recommend that he ditch the glasses or get a different haircut, just bear in mind that neither option will change the bone structure in his nerdy face.
Looks > everything
>>28734171
All he has to do is get contacts and a new haircut and he's good to go.
>>28734222
He'd be Johnny Depp at that point.
>idiots who think it's just height/ looks/ muscles/ money or status and not a synergy of everything
would you bang this stronk russian girl, anon?
>>28734145
Holy shit she'd tear me to shreds.
Only if she cracks my head open with her thighs like a watermelon and puts me out of my misery
>>28734145
I'd bang anything that's willing
Remember guys, no matter how bad things get at least you're not Chris Chan.
Thank fuck, would kill myself if I was in nightmare mode.
>>28734140
Did he think Axe would pay him if he plugged their products in his comics?
>>28734164
>your hands will never be as big as yukinos
Let's start a new, fresh Vocaloid thread.
https://youtu.be/Cqi979Ag0ss
>>28734100
>>>/jp/
Someone else linked to jp on this board...
I'm addicted to this song right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbWb9m34tlU
>no friends
>basically no hobbies
>even if I concentrated more on hobbies I still would have nothing to talk about since nothing is really spectacular or worth talking about and everything is shit/boring
>can't do find a way to do illegal drugs
Why live
>>28734094
I know these feels, op, although I have no interest in doing drugs.
I'll probably give it another year or two then be done with it all.
>>28734094
I'll be your friend OP.
So, you don't have ANY interest in anything? At all?
Drugs will ruin you in the long term. Trust me.
JESUS FUCK R9K I'm just now comprehending how easy mode life is for women.
I thought I understood the first time but this is making me actually suicidal now.
I went to reddits hooker subreddit and these women
They can make $1,000 in a day!
I worked my ass off to get into my field and these women just open their legs and make more in a day than I do in a week (of overtime!!)
What's the fucking point in trying, why do women live in god mode?
They get EVERYTHING in life effortlessly.
>>28734089
Why do you even care faggot? Get something done with your life instead of being a little bitch and getting triggered over the Internet queer.
>>28734089
>get everything for free
>but your basically a retarded weak manlet
nah.
>>28734157
> get something done with your life
> I worked my ass off to get into my field
Shut the fuck off you stupid hooker faggot and get the fuck off this board already if you're feeling so accomplished.
Piece of shit used up toilet/or white knight cunt.
What is your excuse?
You can't
>blame your self diagnosed autism
>blame your mom for never hugging you
>blame that fact women think anime is a turn off
he's blatantly the gay friend, are you retarded OP?
>janis joplin shirt
dat nigga gay
>>28733986
token fat friend
hes rich
he has a family with good connections
they are his sisters
he buys them drugs
How the FUCK are we supposed to compete with THIS?
WHY DO I EVEN EXIST!?
>>28733928
You should be fine as long as you aren't aiming for the NBA.
>>28733928
bigger they are the harder they fall.
:^)
>>28733928
>implying people want life sized turds floating around their yard
I have no job I want a job.
I have had 11 "calls" from employers this week but I have not picked up the phone once, I'm too anxious.
Why can't they just fucking EMAIL me instead?
I loathe phone calls with every fibre of my being, I just panic and can't handle them.
I hope my job centre work coach don't find out.
>>28733902
I know that feel. I hate talking on the phone. I can't fathom why normies prefer it, when there are so many superior forms of communication.
Maybe pretend there was an issue with your service and you never got the calls? Not sure if that would work.
>>28733966
I feel really shitty man, I hate leeching on my parents and having no money for my own stuff.
But I just have no confidence or self esteem, I hate having to leave the house so much.
>>28734009
youll never make it at a workplace anon. you cant even work up the courage to answer the phone, so how do you expect to be able to talk to normies without completely sperging out and getting fired for your autism? youre not meant to be a part of society, youll be bound at home alone, dirty, and and afraid until you kill yourself.
What's the point of having sex when you'll never take a girl's virginity?
How can you even say you lost yours?
>>28733897
I took my gf's virginity.
Last two girls I dated were also virgins.
It's not too hard if you don't hang around stupid, trashy people.
>inb4 lying blah blergh whatever
okay sure whatever you say
>>28733930
So basically you hung around stupid trashy virgins
>>28733995
>reading comprehension
It would be one thing if I said stupid trashy sluts but I specified people. Virgins are a subclass of people.
This is why you're a high school drop out NEET and I'm fucking virgin pussy
Red flags for boys
>he has freckles
>he is over 6'4
>he is circumcised
>he's making a lot of secretive purchases
>he keeps saying 'it doesn't matter anymore'
>he bought a trenchcoat
>he sketched a crude layout of the school
>he's writing some long document on the computer but won't show it to you
>you found 'how to make a timer' in his search history
These are all major red flags.
>>28733876
>no..? Not noticable at least
>6'3.5 ft
>fuck.
>>28733876
Never had one girl complain about my cut penis (I get tired of women telling me I have a perfect penis), height (6'3") or freckles and I've fucked quite a bunch. Post a pic of yourself, I bet I wouldn't even swipe right.
Any robots here voting for trump? Or are you cucks?
>>28733848
>if you don't adhere to my political standpoint surely you must enjoy watching your partner being fucked by other men
kill yourself
>>28733848
not a cuck but to be honest I would be down to see this chick playing with a big black cock
>>28733922
>I'm not gay but i love getting buttfucked by juicy dicks
