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Where does /r9k/ stand politically?
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Link?
Comentario original, familia
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>>28736381
polquiz.com
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BRAVO NOLAN

Neither my post nor my political views are original.

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You ask me, why don't I contribute to society?
I ask you, why should I contribute to your society when you've clearly shown I'm not welcome in it?
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>>28736216
But personal responsibility and you're a coward and stop finding excuses and tl;dr you must like it when we hate you because otherwise we'll hate you.
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They will treat you baddly for things you can change. Make your life harder. Then they will call this choice they made reality and tell you to just accept it. And accepting it means contributing to society.
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>You ask me, why don't I contribute to society?
I've never said any of those words to you.

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>want to make more friends
>go to meetup.com
>join an anime meetup
>they are having a marathon
>go dressed as Sora from kingdom hearts
>everyone there is hella shy and awkward
>i sit down and the girl enxt to me in the sailor moon shirt immediately gives me 'those eyes'
>episode ends, i stand up and introduce myself
>they've been here for two hours before me and it turns out none of them have even talked or met, just stared at the screen
>i insist they all meet, introduce etc.
>people finally talking having fun
>girl in sailor moon shirt asks me out in front of everyone
>everyone cracks jokes about writing fanfiction about us, how were the new OTP, etc.
>im not into her but shes a very creative and driven person (prints her own 3d character, created an app that designs 3d models for her, brought a video game she made, a book she wrote, etc.)
>genuinely intereted in being her friend
>people make more jokes asking if its 'gonna happen' since i gave her my number
>she hasnt stopped texting me
>even tried calling me
>then went to meetup.com and started plastering comments about me

this is not the adventure i was told i would ahve
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screencap of our conversation in case you don't believe me
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>>28736439
Reading this made me angry, and I full admit there is something wrong with me for that response.

(Because she seems like a nice girl and some how other people are just stumbling into them and then not even wanting to be with them and here I am lonely)

Sorry, OP. I am not mad at you, just myself.
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Eh, just go for it man. Worst case scenario you can just friendzone her if she is too nuts.

where do you find depressed friends?

The only people I ever hang out with are old friends from high school who are happy normies.
They're not bad people I just can't relate to them at all
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>>28736176
You don't want depressed friends any more than you want a fembot gf.

What you want are accepting and understanding friends who are able to help you when you're too depressed to realize you need it.
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>>28736176
I would once every month or two read a post on /r9k/ that contradicted a popular view in a very cool-headed manner. I would then state my pleasure at reading it and at times ask what the poster does IRL, because I'm genuinely curious of correlates of this. I imagine that I could have asked for contact and, were I suaver and smarter, maintain a meaningful discussion out of it. Those people were presumably not depressed/-ive, but I'm hardly attracted to cheer in itself.
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>where do you find depressed friends?

Usually hanging in their closets.

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How do you even get a job? I checked craigslist, but it's all scams, construction jobs, and experience needed things. I just want something simple for the summer. Where do I find jobs? What are easy non minimum wage jobs?
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>>28736171
Work at a gas station: super laid back job.
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>>28736171

Go to your local job agency and they help. You'll still have to apply on your own, but they tend to have special events that are prioritized.
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>>28736192
Quicktrip is hiring in my city. I can't pick what location exactly, which is unfortunate. Is it mainly just being the cashier inside and cleaning soda machines? It's $9/hr. It doesn't sound too bad, but I'm sure life will find a way to fuck me over on it. I worked at a grocery store in high school and it was terrible. It was hard because I had several people always calling me to do almost every job in the store and only made minimum wage. I thought I'd just stack shelves and bag food.

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>be me
>find someone that finally loves me
>relationship was going amazing, for the first time in my life i felt happy
>life felt worth living, we were supposed to get married and i felt like i'm not alone anymore
>"anon i'm out of your league and you're not good looking enough for me, maybe if you lost weight. All you do is sit at home. We should take a break now and i will tell you soon if i give you another chance"
>wat
>get so shocked i just sit there for a few hours
>mfw the person i lost my virginity to didn't like me after all
>mfw the person that gave me a purpose completely crushed my hopes and dreams
>mfw i will never hear those "i love you so much you're the best thing that's ever happened to me" words again
>mfw will spend a long time in silence suffering until it drives me insane and i kill myself
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>>28736154
Ditch the whore and move on. She wants to keep you as a backup plan but do not give her that satisfaction. Ignore her completely and let he get extremely mad and then just laugh at how fucking pathetic that roastie slut is.
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>>28736154
I was where you are about 2 and a half years ago anon.

Fuck her, just remember that any time a girl leaves you, that YOU'RE the one that dodged a bullet because she isn't a loyal girl. She wants to go "live her life" (aka fuck chads and do dumb SHIT and blame it on being "young and free") and you don't need that sort of thing in your life.

You might not want to hear it or believe it, but you're better off anon. Listen to >>28736234
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>>28736234
>>28736273
That's true i guess. I feel not good enough now and my confidence is below 0. I have to lose weight or else i will die alone. It hurts me because he said he accepted me for who i was.

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Donald Trump is the chad who screws all the supermodels and pushes Jeb around.
Poor Jeb, I wonder if he's suicidal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yHckRTkcZg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YzMh5qV2i0
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Does Jeb actually fuck that thing?

I cant imagine someone managing to hold an erection around that thing...
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>>28736058
I'm not sure anyone over the age of 70 is eligible for the title 'Chad'.
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Don't talk to me or my goblin ever again.jpg

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Did I fuck up? I work with her and she's so hot. I want to fuck her so bad... I don't know robots. I feel like this message is cringe
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Little bit cringey laddy
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Saved
Nice job, op!
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holy beta batman!

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I dont have friends I cant make friends I dont know what friends are I dont want friends I need friends I would like to have friends I can have friends I cant have friends I dont want friends I dont like friends I dont remember what friends are like I cant understand friends I cant keep friends
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sounds like OP needs to find some friends
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>>28735891
I'll be your friend buddy
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>>28735891
Start by not indulging in vapor glitch

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i called taytay on my phone and she finally answered but hanged up when i was about to say something
!
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>>28735888
What did you say?

This post is origonal.
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nice trips
next time you talk to her, tell her for me that i said i love her and im going to expect a big sloppy kiss when we meet
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>>28735953
she hanged up before i could say anything

>be beta black loser
>people say that niggers have it easy with girls
>21 yo virgin
>mfw

Anyone else fall for shitty 4chan memes that turned out to be wrong?
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you must be fat, ugly, small-dicked or autistic desu
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You must be really terrible.

Check dat privilege.
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>>28735820
I like anime so I'm kinda autistic

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>tfw no dutzbruder bf
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>tfw no lewdsteam bf
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tfw you can't even shitpost properly
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>tfw no Russian addict bf

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>BRAAAAAAAAAAP BRRRRAATTTBRAAAPPP

Whoops! Sorry about that, anon! Hope it doesn't smell too bad down there...
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>You will never be sucked into cunny's asshole
>You will never be digested in her bloated belly

why live
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In what realm do farts sound like that?
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I think I can tell why you're a robot.

Damn... The world's tallest virgin... Woah...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ODpSJVAh8
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>tfw no pure giantess gf to grace your bloodline with athletic chads for the end of time
death
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I'd go up on her.
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>Waiting for a wedding

Doesn't count.

>get in an argument with someone much older than me
>they immediately resort to name calling instead of sound rethoric

When did you realize that older =|= smarter?
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>>28735669

Ah, the old I can't defend my ideology so I'll just resort to calling you childish names trick.

I'm guessing it what a lefty you were arguing with?
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>>28735703
Actually, no, a customer at work.

He'd imagined that I'd promised to do something for him that we never do. When I told him that wasn't the case, as I'm a 4 year veteran who never go outside the set procedures, he called me an idiot and told me he'd never come back again.

Why the fuck are so many grown adults so fucking childish when they dont get their will?
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>>28735669
Old people are stereotyped as wise which means they're experienced which means they fucked up a lot. Older people are a very dead-set in their ways too and that includes someone being childish. A childish adult isn't going to change because it's too late for them to change - they've fossilized.

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