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Was Tesla a failed normie, robot, Chad, or something else?
A genious with bad luck
>>29430005
He was a beta who ignored women to focus on science. Chad aka Thomas Edison tricked Tesla into coming to America to work for him promising to make him rich. Only problem was Thomas Edison took all of Tesla's work and kept the money for himself causing Tesla to die in poverty. The End. Moral of the story is to never trust Chad.
Didn't he get married? If a woman shows any romantic interest in you and you reciprocate or vice versa, you are a Chad.
A failed normie is just someone who wants to be a normie but can't (ie incels)
A robot is one who rejects humanity
Can we get a late-night personality square thing going?
>>29429989
>personality square
kek
Here's a complimentary smaller version.
>>29429989
Post yours, OP. You can't expect people to reply to your thread if you aren't willing to start it off.
>>29430031
Lmao, yeah I couldn't think of a proper name for it
Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?
How did it go?
Did you hold hands?
couple times
most memorable one was seeing "This Means War" with a girl who was having problems with her boyfriend at the time or whatever
no hand holding but she laid her head on my shoulder, that good enough?
>>29429891
>Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?
no
other questions do not apply
it's kinda weird how you just assume most people have op...
>>29429891
>Have you ever taken a girl to the movies?
No.
I just go alone to the movies.
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drinkoriginello
Got some great pictures of this big tit milf getting a masgravitye at resort if anyone wants to see them. She's a solid 8, great tits and ass for such an old bitch.
Was in Fiji for holiday with Family last month, this shit was the only good thing about that awful third world fuck hole. Anyone else been there? Why the fuck do parents pick these places?
please do post them OP
Post now
>>29429778
>be fucking creep
>wonders why he is alone and has to go with parents
i've done statistical analysis to estimate the incredibly low value of my appearance but i want to hear other opinions.
>>29429770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9iXD-yTJ_k
lol....
>>29429770
if you lost like 200 lbs you could look like meI still have no gf though so joke's on you!
Just loose the weight and you'll be cute! ^_^
my mom let me spend money on the grounds that i would be making some soon after and would pay her back
but now i realize i don't have to. i could just get double
should i be the shitty person or no
What did she lend you money for?
How much did she lend you?
Why do you think you no longer need to repay her?
What do you plan to get double of instead of paying her back?
>>29429937
car porblems
$100
i'm greedy and my desire to have more stuff is outweighing the desire to not be a shitbag
just double the stuff. thinking of getting clothes specifically
>>29429991
What, you don't think she's ever going to bring up the money she lent you or the car problems?
im totally convinced that literally Nobody can beat my power level
it is literally off the freaking charts
>antinatalist
>atheist
>vegan
>democracy is horseshit
>suicide-apologist
>absurdist
>arrangist(marriages should be arranged because the evolutionarily based criteria for "love" are tremendously unspeakably crappy )
>cheating on your spouse should be punished in severe cases even by death
>pro genitical engineering on humans
>pro human-animal hybrids
>pro necrophila some sorts of zoophilia (if the animal is anatomically not bothered by the human genitals, for example the human wee wee does not bother a horse )
>pro incest as long as you dont procreate
my power level is beyond measurement it is the highest power level in the entire world
Power level is not synonymous with how ridiculous and stupid your opinions are, you seem to be confused.
Prohibitionist (alcohol)
Straightedge
Vegetarian
Hate chinese and japanese people
>>29429787
Yeah what this anon says
You're just a fucking sperg, sorry OP
There's a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I've packed my bags and I'm heading straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain't got the faith to stand its ground
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the dreams that break your heart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and broken hearted
Well the dogs on Main Street howl
Cause they understand
If I could take one moment into my hands
Mister I ain't a boy NO I'M A MAN!
And I believe in a Promised Land
And I believe in a Promised Land
And I believe in a Promised Land!
The last verse of Life is Shit by The Dead Milkmen.
/thread
I know that I would die if i could comeback new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqWRZXdaG-Y
>>29429701
A lot of Springsteen songs capture the essence of the NEET life very well, actually. My favorite is Badlands.
Yes I know he's writing toward the working class normies, but still, it makes sense in a NEET context as well.
I went to Taco Bell today
>"Your total is $6.48, pull up to the front window"
>T-thanks, you too!
I realized I fucked up and drove off immediately
>>29429659
The taco bell drive thru near me has a robot voice that comes on before the wagecuck that says "Thanks for choosing Taco Bell, the best decision you've made all day!" That shit is insulting
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST POSTED >>29429714 AND MINUTES LATER I GET A FUCKING TACO BELL POPUP???
Do i have some sory of keylogger malware shit???
Don't feel bad OP
>Drive up to pickup window
>get handed bag
>"haha, taco bell?"
>take a giant sniff of bag
>"more like taco smell!"
>Realize how autistic I am as I finish.
>lady is looking at me like I just killed a man
>"T-thanks"
>Drive away as fast as possible.
Who really wins, robots?
me because I fuck your mom, nut all over her face, and make her call me daddy and at the end of the night I'm cuddling with her sweet ass you fag
>>29429665
do you enjoy posting here
>>29429637
Chad because he impregnated her while Dirty Mack the beta is raising Chad's kid and spending his own money to do it. Meanwhile Chad continues to fuck random women and repeating the process.
If you had a faithful (as far as you know) 6/10 girlfriend, but one day you got the chance to cheat on her with a 9/10 girl, knowing there is no way she would never ever find out about it, would you have sex with the 9/10?
Consider that that might be the only chance you ever get to have sex with a beautiful girl.
>>29429621
No, not because of any white knight stuff but because I'm already filled with hate and self-loathing that I am sure would only intensify the literal second after I bust my nut.
Plus, you might learn what you are missing and loathe something that was good. You changed a perfectly well tolerated world view for what would be the equivalent of a really good wank session when all is said and done.
PLUS, you can't even brag about it.
>>29429621
Well duh dummy
>>29429621
yes. not an original comment
I want to start a thread but I have nothing left to say anymore.
>>29429593
I want to say something and contribute to your thread, but I can't think of anything.
I want to report your thread, but I don't know how
post more pics of small scale agriculture
Weed smokers: Do you want to quit deep down, but can't?
>>29429537
I don't want to quit, but I'd certainly like to smoke less.
microdosing is the way
Every long term weed smoker I know has slowly developed depression. Then they convince themselves the weed is helping with the depression because they feel better when they smoke.
They will try to stop for a few days and it feels like absolute hell, so they use this to further justify the belief that weed is curing their problems when it's actually the cause of them.
![stock-footage-young-man-sitting-on-sofa-talking-to-his-therapist-at-therapy-session[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QRw18NI.jpg "stock-footage-young-man-sitting-on-sofa-talking-to-his-therapist-at-therapy-session[1]")
My therapist told me crying and showing emotion would make women more attracted to me?
Some of my male friends and family tell me this a big no-no.
Who is right?
>>29429534
is your therapist a man or a woman?
original comment desu
>>29429534
Here is what I learned from life experience. Do the exact opposite in relationships that women give you as advice for relationships.
I'll have to go with your friends and family on this one. Crying and showing emotion is a one-way ticket to the friendzone or whatever PC name it's called now.
