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How does it feel to have a sister?
Have you ever been sexually attracted to her?
I don't have a "no sister period" long enough to compare it (born 10 months apart), but for me it feels whatever, it's just like any other relative, only that you spend more time with
No
>>29434215
i hate her and wish she was dead. steals from my parents and fucked up their lives. if i never saw her again it'd be too soon
>>29434215
Feels great m8. We are quite close, which sometimes leads into some sexual tension. We are like friends. She is 21 and im 22i want to fuck her so bad tho
What song should I play when I kill myself?
>>29434198
>not punishing normies first
I like Beethoven. Moonlight or syphony no 7 or 9
>>29434246
I don't feel like doing anything. I just want everything to end
>tfw got called out for being a compulsive liar
>>29434179
>tfw got called a sociopath
>>29434179
>getting caught lying
plebs
Try being honest then you won't have to remember everything and people will trust you more.
>Anon why don't you go first...
>Tell us a little bit about yourself...
What do /r9k/?
>>29434118
I would love a tomoko gf tenderly
>>29434118
>Im just filming a video
>>29434118
My name is anon. Umm, I don't really have anything else to share.. *flash awkward smile*
Okay, that'll do, thank you anon, you may be seated
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/university-of-adelaideled-study-reveals-our-ancestors-lived-with-elephantsized-sloths-sabretoothed-cats/news-story/b5e0b24731ab0ab943ecf82d3525187e#load-story-comments
>in the comments:
Glenda 2 days ago
"Hope not too much public money was spent on this rubbish. Guessing it gives the present day unemployable something to do but."
what did she mean by this?, she thinks we shouldn't educate students or study at all because it costs the wagies too much money, and she insults NEETs in the same sentence... fucking old cunt.
i can picture this rotten cunt now. she is in her 60s and her husband and son are 'successful' wage slaves.
She means she doesn't like when public money is spent on things she personally sees no value in because it has no tangible benefit to her or people like her.
Stupid as fuck OP don't you know its all about
>FOOTY
>THE PUB
>CLUBBING
>EUROPE AND BALI
>HOME RENOVATION, COOKING AND SINGING/DANCING TV SHOWS ON CHANNEL 7 AND 9, #mykitchenrules
>>29434095
Students and NEET nags BTFO
>20 years old kissless virgin
>invite a girl I am attracted to over facebook to a drink
>she accepts
>too good to be true
>remember that one girl flaked out on me a hour before we were to meet up, and one flaked out when I asked her in the first place
>she's probably going to flake out too
>plus I never did this and will be too autistic
>type around a hour later over facebook "Actually, forget about it, for a moment I thought I could accomplish something with you but I know that I can't"
>she sees the message and doesn't respond
It's alright. 'm not even pessimistic or self-loathing, I really am not in her league, she didn't even show any affection towards me. I just got the feeling that one of her best friends was implying something when she was talking with me a few times, so that's why I thought of doing this.
I only get signs of affection from ugly girls, so it's only logical that I'm in that zone. Not that I am sad or angry or anything, that's just the way it is, it just grinds my gears when some people start saying how looks aren't important at all etc, when it's the most important factor. Bunch of hypocrites.
Anyways, I have a question for other 20 year old autistic virgins, did anyone even make it? It really is too late if you pass a certain year without establishing contact with other people or going out on dates, isn't it?
>>29434045
20kv. Don't give up, asshole. So what if she doesn't like you. You should keep trying. What have you got to lose? I don't understand giving up before you've even failed. She could be your ticket to Normieville. Just try.
>>29434068
It's already too late now, but not that I care.
>ticket to normieville
That's the funny thing, I don't want that ticket.
Thing is, I am attracted to her physically, I just want to fuck her. Some will say I am shallow, but the funny thing is that all the relationships are based on that one thing. You can have thoughtful conversations with other people, no need for relationships for that.
I don't want to be a normie, I just want to have sex with a girl I find attractive, but I guess it's never happening, as my standards are out of my circle of possibilities.
Maybe I'll pay a prostitute one day.
>>29434045
> If you are really ugly, then take care of yourself: be clean, have a nice hairtcut/bear, do some fucking physical activities. etc
> Stop being a psycho, you ruined it all even before meeting the girl.
> This out of my league shit doesn't exist until proven so. Some nice and cute girls just want a normie BF they can trust, not a fucking highschool superstar who is gonna cheat on her first opportunity.
To sum: TRY HARDER.
Hey /rk9/ look what I found on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfR5O2PXzfc
>>29434037
Holy fuck is the only thing I can say
>>29434037
this woman is clearly an actress
>>29434037
many props to that man.
reminds me of the old guy who over-shadowed sinatra on that show.
old people are pretty cool desu senpai
>open snapchat
>look at stories
>10/10 hot cousin posted something
>it's her bare ass on the beach
>perfect, firm, with the perfect bikini tan line
>turn off WiFi
>turn on airplane mode
>screen shot
Gonna go fap to my cousins ass now.
>pic kinda related
she looks similar to sara underwood
>>29433957
Post it or get out. What a dumb thread if u not even post ur ass of ur cousin
>>29433957
>implying you'd be able to screenshot before the timer runs out
Fake af, robot
she will still get the notification when your wifi/internet is turned back on bro, trust me.
>meet girl online
>talk for 5 weeks
>making me happy
>get along well
>never talked sexual
>never asked for nudes or got any
>my real female friend
>make 40$+ an hour
>decide to buy her a 1400$ laptop for her birthday
who here friendly?
>>29433887
10/10
oroginaI
>>29433887
I was going to warn you but then I realised this was b8
Pretty good though 8/10
>>29433987
>>29434021
not bait, she makes me feel wonderful. I don't even want to have sex with her. My way of saying thank you.
can someone please tell me nofap is bullshit so I can just fap without feeling guilty
Why don't you go 90 days without fapping, that way you can work out whether nofap actually makes you feel any better or not.
In my experience nofap is.
No porn definitely isn't.
>>29433879
>can someone please tell me nofap is bullshit so I can just fap without feeling guilty
Do it, don't feel guilty.
>everything is a blur past 2007
>can barely recall anything good happening after 2007
>autistically can pull out facts about 2007 including things im not even interested in such as sport
>wasn't even that special, spent most of the year playing runescape
>you will never wake up to cheeseTV in the morning and watch beyblades
>you will never go back to habbo hotel with emo's from your classes
>you will never rate a youtube video 5 stars ever again
>you will never fish for lobsters in karamja with dozens of others
>you will never go on msn again and talk to actual teen grils
>you will never send people gifs of text over msn again
>you will never open the internet to find new and interesting websites ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGJ9wuk_Yyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9F7FKcz80k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kFPM3sZ2WA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2MK5jTm3-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyd7moA_Q_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDJ6KFkJZBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYZfKWO92oM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4MGKeQgS-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOA_HAVoqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzZDOJkFBqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrQSbGoRrnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0y2huQoOnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkR7zClEkAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uywvgq_LUF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9gHZI1_UXI CHEESE TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zWyVk5Amk ROLLERCOASTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjXohtL7CP4 BEYBLADE THEME
http://www.zippcast.com/ OLD YOUTUBE
SONGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjTV8i_KjXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWaB4PXCwFU (Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane)
GAME MUSIC:
https://youtu.be/OXqAbNqhZuk
https://youtu.be/2T7NozPkfas
https://youtu.be/g_ZlV9n7TfE
https://youtu.be/HPcP8MRh8r4
>>29433870
2007 confirmed for meme year
Remember gaiaonline and myspace? Shiiiit.
In 2007 everyone was using AIM, not MSN. MSN was before that and before MSN was ICQ.
Why the fuck would you post "I'm blue" as a 2007 song? That was definitely from the 90's. 2007 was the emo period, you should've posted my chemical romance or MSI or something.
>tfw your standards are too high
>tfw cant tell what my level is
Sometimes I dream of having sex with an ugly girl and it is so nightmarish that I wake up in sweat. I think to myself that I can never date someone with ugly appearance.
>Lower your standards
>Get an ugly girl to fall for you
>Instantly lose interests knowing you could do much better and start ignoring her and never reply to her messages ever again
Reminder: If you don't like anime, you're a normalfag.
What if I like a very small percentage of anime, because most of it is utter garbage?
>Talks about anime
>posts put off serial manga.
>>29433875
You're a normalfag.
Dear /r9k/
Please stop shitting up /fit/. Tired of constant feel threads and mental health threads and "900lb moonlet here. any advice on how to lose weight? I didn't read the sticky btw :^)" threads. I just want to lift heavy shit and shit on fat people, not read your reasons why you can't stop shoving shit in to your mouth or why you want to lose weight to get a gf.
Kindly, /fit/. Pic related, way to lose weight.
>>29433850
500lb manchild here, any advice on how to shred these pounds bro?
>>29433850
/fit/ is just /r9k/ that lifts faggot.
Get used to it.
>>29433886
No reeeeeeeee get off my board
>day three of no fap
>>29433837
How you holding up, OP?
It might make you more energetic but it does not cure robotism. otherwise every single dude would be a robot
I can go literally weeks without fapping.
It doesn't make things much better.
