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Lets get another of these threads going. Post your fashion style. And these threads only work if you rate other peoples, don't forget.
Also for survey purposes please also answer the following
>age
>Are you a virgin
me?
>28
>no
>>29433791
Currently on mobile, will post later.
But wearing a scarf in summer? Especially in combination with the leather jacket, it must look terrifyingly bad.
bump-a-roo
i dont have a fashion style, i wear whatevers clean
i just bought some black pants and shorts off aliexpress though since i dont anything that fits
also
>25
>yes
I just asked a girl out over facebook. My heart is beating really fast and I'm nervous as hell. I don't think I can handle it if she says no. I've been searching for her since I was a kid.
>>29433755
>I just asked a girl out over facebook
You fucked upunless you're Chad
>>29433755
Have you known her since you were a kid? Or is she the dream girl you decided you wanted to marry when you were five?
>>29433771
I didn't find any other info about her. I just had her facebook name.
>>29433785
she left when I was 7. Now I'm 22.
>decided you wanted to marry when you were five
What? Why would I want to marry my mom?
Hey guys I need some advice.... been wracking my brain over this.
A girl I know at work, who is genuinely nice, kind and funny - I even have philosophical conversations with her; I would more often but I don't want to reveal my power level among colleagues... but she genuinely listens and engages in discussion, not your sjw i'm right, you're wrong type. Basically, we have a lot in common. I'm nothing special, surely this is fated... I should ask her out, right?
Now, I feel like an asshole, see the thing is, in an alternate reality she's a 6/10 dumb fuck stacy.
Here's the catch............... her face is acne-ridden beyond belief. It's bad. It's real bad. She's had it since 12-ish so it formed her identity in youth - can you imagine the bullying? I genuinely feel for her. Nonetheless she has a smoking hot body and if it weren't for her acne she'd be another run-of-the-mill stacy.
I'm hopeless with girls except for her. But I'm not sexually attracted to her whatsoever. What should I do?
send dick pic you pussy
>>29433586
Aren't there many ways to threat acne, though?
Why didn't she do it yet?
Are you as ugly as her? Post pic together you and her so we can determine if y'all are ugly enough for each other
>Mfw my shit is starting to look more and more like charcoal
What do I do anon? Help me please!
Sell it and become rich.
YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>29433540
>What do I do anon? Help me please!
Literally just bee yourself.
>>29433571
That first suggestion made me laugh.
DA KILLER AWOKE BEFORE DAWN
HE PUT HIS BOOTS ON
And he walked down the hall
>>29433700
He took a face from the ancient gallery
anyone else got an animal bro that keeps them going?
This is my cat, she doesn't really have a name. She likes to lay on my arm to impede my mouse movement. She always thinks she's going to catch the cursor.
Can you take a picture of its vagina? With flash of course
I know that exact feel OP
I have several.
I have my bearded dragon
If you were to an hero, where would it be? I'd personally chose a motel room since I wouldn't want my estranged mother to find my body in my room after it smells too much
Same. I'm going to rent a cheap hotel room for a day, lock it up and I'm good to go. After a day they find me and that's that. I don't want my hysterical, borderline mom to find my body. I literally prefer some random hotel staff.
>>29433455
It would be in my room my basement in my parents house. I would do it by suffocation with plasting backs and tape and gasoline. I would pour gasoline into a plastic bag, next i would put it over my head. Next i would tape it shut. Next i would inhale e hale really quickly. Then i will lose consciousness and die of suffocation when i cannot feel pain.
>>29433539
Wow, that's gotta be one of the lowest quality posts I've ever read on this site, congratulations.
Would you date an ugly beta girl? What would you do if this girl asked you on a date?
Would you love this girl?
Dumping more of this girl.
Doesn't she look like she would be a robot?
/r9k/, help me out here. Why are people nervous around people in wheelchairs or the idea of ending up in one? I know it may seem obvious to you, but humor me here.
>>29433413
People act nervous around disabled people because they're attempting to not pity the person and failing at it.
People don't want to be in wheelchairs because it makes almost everything in life harder (except your dick, which may or may not be dead depending on what kind of fucked up body you have) and a lot of things impossible, and people act nervous around you all the time.
When you see something unusual in your environment you pay more attention to it and at the same time you feel like there is something wrong with doing so.
I, for one, feel sorry for that person. Any smile I had turns into a straight face and I try to look at something else, as to not make them the center of attention unnecessarily.
GREETINGS ROBOTS!
0.0000000114% of words written in english literature in the year 1866 were the word "otaku".
>mfw cowboy era accounts of weebs confirmed
original reply pls
>>29433300
Heres a reply.
0.0000000114% Is less than 1 person
>>29433320
Person? I'm talking about literature you autist.
ITT: Red flags for boys (objective truth edition)
>he has the virgin vibe
>he's under 6'
>he drinks black coffee
>he's the perfect size
Are you happy about your penis size robots?
I have an extreme case of grower-not-a-shower and it can make me self-conscious. Looks like a micro-penis flaccid, but it's average size erect. Gotta get erect as fast as possible if I get with a girl.
Who else here /retractilepenis/?
>>29433219
Sure. It's normal-sized (6'5" when erect), and it's not like I've ever used it on a girl so there's not much to be self-conscious about. Also, everyone saw my dick one time at lunch back in HS and none of my friends said it was small so I guess I'm ok.
I dont know i'm not that happy since a few days. My friend told me he had a big one (i always knew, cause saw him naked and he has that "everything on him is long" body). But i dont know why it bothers me...
Hello again, my wagie friend.
I've been pondering ALL morning about what I should have for breakfast. Hmmmm... maybe toast , or perhaps some cereal...
Ah! I know!
I'll make my way over to subway! I'll be sure to aid the certified sandwich sculptor in making me a DELICIOUS sandwich using only the HEALTHIEST ingredients.
You see, wagie, us NEETs only eat the finest cuisine of the western world. It all contributes to our lavish lifestyle (that you pay for)
And as always...
Another day, another dollar.
Oh it's you again...
I think you're taking this meme a bit too far
>>29433206
Thisimage will forever haunt wagies' minds.
>>29433206
>leaving the house
gtfo my board normie
Can i report a girl for harassing me online and continuing to send me messages after i stopped replying because i lost interest?
>>29433131
That's emotional abuse dude. You need to add her now.
>>29433212
who cares about a woman's feels
>>29433212
>if a man excessively harasses a woman, the man is being abusive
>if a woman excessively harasses a man, the man is being abusive
Women logic
>It's a parents ask why I don't have a gf yet episode
Can't they tell I love cock? I try to make it obvious by being really flamboyant around them.
>>29433030
they're probably trying to bait that fact out of you then dummy
Don't tell them, show them. Maybe suck your dad's dick in front of your mom
>parents are anti-homosex
>cant pull off the "I dont want to get a gf or marry becaUSE COCKS, I WANT COCKS"
