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Why are all girls into being sexually dominated?
It's in their nature
I ain't, I want to peg, choke, slice, the whole nine yards.
I'll never get to.
>>29428992
Ehhh, but are you actually a gril or just some neckbeard stirring the pot?
Who /devilish/ here?
>Be gay
>Don't tell my parents
>Be in a nurturing relationship with a girl who has fallen hard for me
AND SHE DOESNT SUSPECT A THING
>girlfriend is totally plain vanilla girl
>tries super hard but is boring in bed
>secretly talk to men behind her back
>trade nudes and cyber with them
>acting more distant, gf is distraught
>she confronts me about it one day
>found text from two guys i slept with
>snooped more and found trap porn
>breaks down thinking its her fault
>"i should have tried harder uhuuu :'("
>forgive and say we can make it work
>secretly keep pounding on the BP
>>29429046
How do I find qt boypucci to pound? I am a virgin with no idea on any of that sort of stuff
>>29429080
colleges are ripe breeding grounds
there's always some gay kid whose number 1 dream in life is getting ass raped in your apartment, ALWAYS
it helps if you're attracted to men too
>taking a shit at someone else's house/public
ITT: awkward situations/bad feels
>>29428889
start with yours, op give us something we are not here to entertain you
>>29428929
Okay here I go:
>At my only friends house
>have to piss really bad
>go in a hurry and fuck up
>piss down the side of my pants
>piss on friends sisters shorts she left in there
>run out of house all the way home about 3 miles
>never speak to him again
>you clog it
>be born in the 90s
>not even a few decades ago
>culture and values have degenerated so much you feel like a stranger in your own time
who else?
>>29428848
The shit that is happening today is a byproduct of the 90's you mong
>>29428884
no, it's a byproduct of the 60s
although it's really a byproduct of world war II
>le things were so much better in le 90s xDdd
How do we rid /r9k/ of this utter cancer
What has made you feel lately, anons? It could be anything, and any feel. Anime that made you feel wonder, music that made you feel exhilarated, a movie/show that made you feel sad...
Just ordered a fuckin pizza, all I feel is anticipation
ITLL BE HERE SOON LADS, I'M GONNA MAKE IT
>>29428847
Been listening to stereotypical moody indie folk music right now to try and figure myself out. (Bonus points if you can guess which bands).
I feel lost and confused, and angry and sad.
>>29428847
Just had to go to the doctor for another renewal on my anti-depressants and to get another certificate exempting me from having to interact with society was outside for at least 3-4 hours standing in lines the whole time with dead eyes listening to music, some kid like 2 years old kept saying hi to me and I didn't know what to do so after like 10 times I just did a half assed wave because the mother was there and I didn't want to look like an asshole
be honest am i ugly?
you won't take it as an insult i just want to know the truth
don't bomb me please. idc if you're upset don't bomb me. praise allah and muhammed and his golden dragons or something
>>29428837
>you
i*
sorry typo
>>29428837
No. I don't think you're bad looking. Plain maybe not hideous or anything.
Who /snazzy/ here?
I don't have a job, don't need one, trust fund and all. Dress snazzy as fug though and walk around at the mall. Get mad women asking me what I do. Why do I need to work to get attention like this again?
>>29428827
>tfw when my clothes are not snazzy and new clothes are SO expensive and overpriced to my mind and I hate sieving money on them and I don't even know what looks good or what to wear.
>>29428827
Right here senpai. Snazzy all day every day.
Wait so women just come up to you or do you first start small conversation using your surroundings?
I like mine 6*5 errect nothing special but its a good penis
I feel like too many robots here are caught up on the
>He is under 10 inches
meme
8*6 and aesthetic, I'm a big fan of my penis
nope. wish i had a vagina instead.
>>29428842
You still have a boipucci
>see middle school teacher for first time in fifteen years
>she was my first erection
>used to dream about her
>she still looks decent enough
Would you try to fuck one of your old teachers?
Got Pics OP?
God yes. My 11th and 12th grade art teacher especially. She kept shooting out kids and each time all the fat went to just the right places. She was also taller than most of us so giantess fetish achieved.
Never had any hot teachers.
Any Texas robots live in Vidor?
https://youtu.be/sknqm2pavfE
I'm mexican and live in Houston and I know to never step foot in that town.
>>29428841
I wanna visit it just for the fun of it
My uncle is a police officer there, is racist as fuck, which is not unusual for Vidor
Hey robots, is cutting worth it?
ignore the nonserious picture, this is a serious inquiry
>>29428732
I don't think so.
If it's in a nonvisible place, then maybe, if it helps a lot with coping.
I prefer burns because they're easier to hide, less of a stigma associated with them, and I think they feel better than cutting. Either way I haven't self harmed in a year and I think I prefer it this way.
Absolutely!
Always remember,
It's "down the road" not "across the street."
Make it count!!!
op here. switched from computer to phone.
for background I already cut, thighs and ribs so people don't see. I haven't in a while and it's mostly faded away but I feel like I should again. I've been diagnosed with depression and have been feeling low for the past two weeks, out of meds, don't wanna go back. it doesn't my help that I'm fighting with my GF
inb4
>REEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD!!!
whatever. she told me she wants to take a break, she told me she thinks I'm only with her bc she's attractive, she is tho but that's not why. what do u think robots?
Post cute pictures of Tomoko please.
>>29428697
i like this one. good thread OP.
She's a cute girl
>>29428697
tomoko is literally me
WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE GET TO BE HAPPY
they were just being themselves
have you tried it yet
>>29429053
""""""""""Themselves""""""""""
>what did he mean by this?
I'm drinking, crying, and feeling lonely as shit. I want someone to love.
>one fucking chance at life
>born in Mexico
FUCK YOU GOD
>>29428679
HAHAHA
CHINGATE PINCHE OAXACO ENANO
at least it's not the DPRK
As long as you don't fuck around with the cartels, I think it's not that bad.
Leave that for chad.
>>29428646
>chopped her tits off
who fucking cares anymore
>>29428646
>That botched fucking surgery wound
LMAO holy shit why didn't the bitch just lose weight??? She looks like she got butchered
> talking about her tits when she has an ass like that
kek
