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I feel like I'm 3-4/10 on a VERY good day
That beard ain't working man. It's too patchy. Go for the clean-shaven look.
>>29426027
I only grow facial hair when I don't go out for a longer period of time I always shave when going in public
>>29426010
nah you arent ugly, nice hair. maybe clean up beard a bit on the side
fucked up how r9k is like 40% emotional vulnerability and connection over the intense loneliness that characterizes so many of our lives and 40% fascists and cryptofascists so desperate to own a woman they don't realize how fucking creepy that makes them to women
the other 20% is pepes
>>29425972
this board is worse than /b/
>>29427077
fuck you nigga
fuck you and the reddit you rode in on
>Anon! My eyes are up here! Hmmph!
sorry there's this mole rat in my face
>>29425939
thats it im gay now
Now I'm straight. Thanks OP.
post your square
template to the left
>>29425863
Men times a mil.
>implying i need clothes when i never go outside
>yfw everything Revelation predicted is slowly coming true
>>29425842
>THIS IMAGE
FUCK I JUST GOT A NEW COMPUTER AND EVERYTHING FUCK OFFFFF
>>29425842
Wait until Damascus is destroyed like the old testament mentions. After that we are really fucked.
>>29425909
Shut the fuck up you superstitious memelord
Daily reminder that numerous kittens and puppies were murdered during the making of this film, as well as put through terrifying and painful situations
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Milo_and_Otis#Alleged_animal_cruelty
nOT PROVEN
unoirignalo
>>29425848
hehehehe that's sad
>>29425828
Watch the movie again. They seriously throw a cat off a cliff.
>Forced to go to a town hall meeting by dad
>Awkwardly sit in a corner the whole time
Fuck man, poli sci is just a fucking meme degree. Who said I have to work in the fucking government.
Also meme degree thread. Bitch about your meme degrees and how stupid your parents are for believing you'll ever amount to anything with them.
>>29425764
Biology. I had no dreams in life and counselors all said stem was the way to go. There's nothing I can do with my degree.
>>29425999
You picked the memest of stem, sorry my friend. May your trips give you future luck.
As an aside, my sister did a meme stem amd is getting a masters. Have you considered that? Or not enough money.
>>29426197
I have neither the money nor the motivation. Nothing a robot does will ever be enough. I'll ride out the neet life as long as I can then end it.
Redpill me on therapy, senpai.
> I'm sad
> I don't trust my friends with my feels
I should be getting good advice cause I paid them, right? I'm over my robot feels, I just have normie problems, so I should be good.
>>29425710
Therapists are people like you or I. They can have faults or prejudices, keep that in mind, That being said I've had a great experience with a therapist. Wish I could find another so good
>>29425849
> same sex?
> young or old?
> can I interview therapists?
>>29425710
Depends what you want. Therapists will treat you based on their philosophies. Traditional psychoanalysis is starting to be a thing of the past. Most practice Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and there is a growing number of third wave therapists that are about "mindfulness", which is a sort of stripped down meditation.
I used to like some of you guys. I used to find some of you amusing.
Now i fantasize about tracking you all down one by one and hurting you and it makes my dick hard. I masturbate to the thought of hanging you upside down by your feet like a pig and gutting you from your groint to your neck and watching you entrails fall out on to the floor. I think about fucking your dead corpe in the mouth and cuming into your mouth. I think about cutting out you tongue and taking you out into the woods and tying you to a tree. I think about comming back every day and peeling off pieces of your skin until there's nothing left and then pouring salt water all over you. I think about scalping you with a knife and stuffing your hair down your throat until you choke on your hair. I think about cutting out your testicles and spooning out your eyes and putting your testicles in your eye sockets. I think about calving a pole and putting you on the pole so it goes up your asshole and comes out of your mouth. I think about skinning enough of you until i have enough skin to make a rope out of it and hanging everyone else with it. I think about this and much more and it makes my dick hard. I don't think any of you are bad people. On the contrary some of you may be better people than the majority of the human population. But you're weak and pathetic and that disgusts me and i wish you the worst. I hope for your sake that we never meet.
That's good to hear Jeff.
CRAWLlNG IN MY SKIIIIN
Glad I make your dick hard anon...
> TFW Bigorexia
WE MUST SAVE THESE GENTLE GIANTS.
>>29425806
Must we? They'll just keep getting stronger right?
>>29425674
I'm sure you really are just tiny bud.
I JUST WANT A GF. I DONT CARE HOW HEAVY OR CONVENTIONALLY UNATTRACTIVE YOU ARE. AT THIS POINT I DONT CARE IF YOUVE TAKEN A THOUSAND AND ONE COCKS
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED DAMNIT
I DONT CARE IF YOU MONITOR ALL MY EMAILS AND COMPUTER HISTORY
YOU COULD HAVE ME DOWNLOAD FUCKING SPY SOFTWARE AND A KEYLOGGER OR WHATEVER
JUST LOVE ME AND DONT CHEAT ON ME
THATS IT
I WANT A GF NOW I HATE FEELING SO GODDAMN MISERABLE
I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE BAR AND MEET A NORMIE BITCH THAT ILL DESPISE AND THATLL EVENTUALLY GROW TO HATE ME
I WANT A FEMBOT GF RIGHT NOW
WE DONT EVEN HAVE TO DO SEX SHIT AS LONG AS YOURE NOT DOING IT WITH SOMEBODY ELSE
PLEASE LOVE ME OR SOMETHING
>>29425653
How's the internet dating gone so far? Gotten any dates? Gotten any replies?
age and location? play vidya? watch animo?
>>29425675
I havent even tried those stupid dating sites. I know it'd be pointless to even try. I'm a literal 1/10, no money to betabux off of, and no hobbies that a female on those normie infested shitholes would have any interest in
I'm gonna go for a walk and take some comfy pictures. If this thread is still up I'll post them
bump in hopes of op delivaring
>>29425631
fine, nothing else is going on so...
>>29425729
Why does he have six fingers
I would appreciate some top tier anti-roastie pics, stories, rants, etc.
bring it on, boys
>>29425622
Here you go, OP. I'll share the little that I have.
>>29425703
I'll share the little that I have 2/n
>>29425750
I'll share the little that I have 3/n
I found a skype message from 3 months ago I must of saved from my ex. I broke up with her because she lived a bit far from me (although we'd meet a lot when we had the time to) and she took a lot out of me. I'm not sure if I was a selfish asshole or what...I just feel awful.
Anyway, here it is:
>>29425610
>here it is:
>nothing
I too have never had a non-imaginary gf.
>>29425610
>Baby, Thank you loving me for who I am. Thanks for making me laugh and smile when im sad or have a bad day. I still get excited when I see your name pop up on my phone. Youre always on my mind Youre all I want, all I need. Youre my whole entire world. Babe, you know I love you and I tell you everyday to remind you, but youll never know how much I love you because my love for you cant be expressed in words. I know Im not the best, but Ill always be here for you if you let me. How I wish that I could spend my whole life under the skies watching the stars with you. Youre the first and last person I want in my life. No amount of distance, pain, fights or differences in opinion can break our bond. Were like the best of friends and the deepest of lovers. You are on my mind every second, every minute, every hour, every day and every single time I blink. You fill all the space in my mind and heart.
(1/2)
>>29425619
Sorry, its too long for a post, and it said "no non ascii" so i had to take out all the apostrophes for some reason.
>I love you baby. When I am with you, it feels like a dream come true. You are my angel from heaven. I love you. I cannot find words to tell you how much I love you. You mean everything to me. Please stay by my side forever. I cannot possibly think of loving anyone else the way I love you. You are my life, I cannot imagine my life without you. We tease each other, knock each other down, chase each other, irritate each other terribly but we can never live this life without one another. You mean so much to me. You filled my life with music, color and laughter. I cant imagine a life without you or a life before you or a life after you. You fill my head with thoughts of you. you are in my heart and you fill my every being with just your existence. I will never ever be able to love anyone as much as I have love you. I have blindly followed you and trusted you and never could I trust another. You know my darkest secrets and my happiest moments you see me more often at my worst than at my best. i may not show it much and i may get on your nerves but i love you anon.
Male submissive feels
>into femdom
>realize it's a slippery slope into being cucked
>dont want to be a cuck
>most undesirable sexual type
I want off this ride.
>>29425580
You have an unhealthy view of women, talk to a therapist
>>29425963
What? Which part of this post gave off that vibe? Honestly confused.
>>29426022
Reread your post. Why do you need the women to dominate you? What is it you think is so bad about yourself and why do you think they are better then you simply for being female?
