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>2016
>falling for the 3D jew
>tfw i once fapped to this pic
>>29427414
whats the deal with this image and why is it so bad
>>29427414
OM NOM NOM NOM
Just dig in there
Imagine it
A BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBL *motorboat*
How do I look? Bonus: what do you think I do for a living?
>>29427383
You look ugly as fuck.
Big fucking nose, wiry chinstrap beard, fat... Ugh.
Don't care what you do, your face pisses me off.
wow nice neckbeard you fucking faggot
>>29427383
Extra bonus: back t* reddit you go
how do women generally react to mom/son fetishes?
how rare is it to find open minded ones? are they like unicorns?
srslyugys
Extremely rare because most girls don't seek out guys to take care of, they seek out guys to be taken care of
just think how you would react if you saw a diaper fetishist
>TFW Maman found meme stash
>"Anon what are all these pictures here for?"
How am I just now realising how autistic I am for being in this place.
>>29427357
Wtf is a maman? Is that black slang for friend?
>>29427393
It is French for mommy
>don't worry mee-maw, they're just for endlessly reposting on a Japanese culture image board for pedophiles and homicidal scum
Should clear things up
Has anyone escaped being a worthless NEET and got a decent/semidecent job and moved out and got nice shit? How'd you do it? How are you doing now?
Yeah, by having a decent job
Please help, guys. I don't wanna kill myself.
You saved one of my OCs, OP :3
What would you do if all your family members were given a transcript of all the posts you made on 4chan? Would they treat you differently knowing that their son is a shitposting faggot
>transcript of all my 4chan posts
Instant bullet to my head. Not sticking around to see any reactions from anybody
>>29427343
This. That sort of thing would probably make me pull an Elliot.
It would bore the shit out of them because there are so many.
How do i start collecting my semen in bottles? It seems like a hazardous hobby to keep up and keep hidden, any tips?
Are those piss jugs? Why is your urine so cloudy family?
>>29427280
Is the cumjug anon still alive and well? I have been slacking but I remember him posting every new year.
>cumming in a bottle
>a hobby
Would you settle for her Robots....
https://youtu.be/AqOE5p1g05s
>>29427273
Fuck no. She is actually cancer.
I'll beta orbit the chick filming her though; she was hanging Milo posters. She must be fucking awesome. Even though she'll probably make me wish I was deaf.
>>29427352
Very valid answer.
>>29427352
She's so fucking whiny though
does tinder even work? i have been getting /fit/ recently and I am looking for action. Should I even do online dating or just do the old fashion way of going to the bar?
not OP but I'm also an interested dude
bumpe
I have used tinder on and off for a year and have 111 matches. What do you want to know?
I've met up and hooked up with a girl using it but that was over a year ago. Getting matches doesn't seem to hard and I know tons of guys who have used it a lot.
The reason we are so depressed and empty inside is because the warrior class does not exist anymore for men.
Men like us for centuries joined armies or marauders then died face down in the mud before we hit 25.
Modern militaries are a poor substitute with this prolonged peacetime and minimal casualties.
m8 if you lived during the age of warrior nobility, your beta ass would be a peasant.
>>29427279
lol op sux am i right or what haha :p
>>29427279
It took some balls to be peasant. The real reason why we are so depressed and empty inside is because modern society, with its welfare systems, makes our existence possible.
If you tip waiters or waitresses you are literally the world's biggest cucky mccuck.
If you tip them for carrying a FUCking plate of food why not tip literally any worker who performs a service for you? Fast food people, cashiers, gas station people, etc.
No fucking tip cucks on my r9k
I never tip because i never pay for meals
get on my level cucks
>that feel when you live in a country with no tipping culture
Feels good man
>>29427179
GR8 BAIT nigger.
Other counties: go for it
If you do it in NA you're a foreveralone diealone virgin.
It's their any way to delete search results on android browser. Like recently visited sites. Other than deleting your whole history.
Ps my wife didn't want me going to porn website
You know you can browse in incognito mode on Google Chrome on android
>>29427183
I do but sometimes porn sites go out of incognito and show up in address bar. I know on pc you can mouse over it and hit delete.
>>29427167
That's not very nice of her, anon. Unless you're massively addicted, you wife shouldn't have control over your sexuality.
Why is no robot talking about this? It's your future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyL5ABXltW8
>>29427163
Peak degeneracy.
How exactly is this on youtube? Regardless, this is just being edgy for controversies sake. Nothing to worry about
not my future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc
>back from college
>living at parents
>mom ask me to fix my little brothers computer
> looking though
> find a folder titled simply Larry Legend
>?
>the folder is full of pictures of Larry bird
> bird playing basketball
> Larry memes
> Larry Rule 34
>A find a word document with post your larry's repeated 90 times
>wtf
> post your Larry's
>
>>29427071
good taste my man
larry was the goat
>>29427113
Larry Legend
>>29427071
Sports autist are the worst because they dick suck chads
God fucking damn it, women are money grubbing bitches, all of them.
>Finally thought I had made it, found a qt whom I could live out my days with.
>Ok, so she's a bit weird, but so am I, it's all good, right?
>Starts getting more and more into her 'voyeurism' fetish.
>I.E. she would rather watch me fuck than actually have sex.
>Starts finding other girls for me to fuck.
>Most of them are like 4/10s, but what the hell, it makes her happy.
>Sex with her gets less and less frequent
>One day, find out that she's literally pimping me out after one of these girls mentions that I was well worth the money.
>FUCKINGHELLWHAT?
>Head over to her.
>Demand my cut of the money.
>She starts screaming at me that I'm a selfish prick, I should be thanking her for the opportunity to have sex with so many women.
And thus endeth what I thought would work out. Fuck my life.
>>29427056
Where the fuck do you even find these kinds of women, fucking brothels?
>>29427175
I found her at my local church we attend.
>>29427056
This didn't happen, anon.
