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What exactly is a "nice guy"?
>>29431132
It means a creep now I think.
The guys women were rejecting en masse kept referring to themselves as "nice guys" during their protests, so they started calling all guys they're not interested in "nice guys".
a nice guy is
>someone who acts too nice "fake"
>someone who is so nice it's creepy
>someone who expects pussy after doing something nice even though what they did didn't really matter and anyone could have done it
>someone who gets frustrated when the girl doesn't immediately suck their dick after a doing something nice
>someone who is secretly a bitter asshole
Something women might say they want, but don't.
There are two definitions, really.
The first is something no woman wants. It's a man that typically lacks the confidence to take a relationship to a higher level. A man that pampers a woman with money or gifts, and gets nothing in return. A white-knight. A man that might also feel like he's owed a relationship for his deeds. He might even throw a hissy fit if his feelings (that he likely took years to work up the courage to admit, after being deep in the friendzone) aren't reciprocated. A synonym for this type of "nice" is also pathetic.
The next definition is an actual, genuinely nice person. A man that doesn't perform good deeds in an attempt to earn sex, he does them for the sake of being a nice person. He isn't desperate. This is a man most women prefer, or will at least tolerate.
Even still, there is a good portion of women (I'd say 25-33%) that literally want to be fucking abused. Typically the women that are also shit-starters and feed off drama. They want a man that will fight with them, cheat on them, maybe even smack them up sometimes. Why? Again, they feed off this kind of shit. They like being on edge all the fucking time. Luckily, these women are usually trashy, ghetto whores.
Morally of the story, just be genuinely nice and you'll do fine, unless you want a fat sheboon like OP gif.
how much would I have to pay for someone to pretend to love me and watch the new episode of game of thrones with me tonight?
>>29431098
>watch the new episode of game of thrones with me tonight
one thousand dollars, wouldnt suffer through that shit for any less
>>29431098
>game of thrones
YEah I want to watch GOT. I'm a guy though and I wouldn't pretend very hard desu.
>>29431206
then I have no reason to pay
Just wanted to say if you believe in ghosts you are a fucking retarded waste of oxygen. That is all.
>>29431084
Thank you for saying this famalam
This post made me believe in ghosts. I love triggering spergs.
what a fucking stupid thing to care about.
I can't believe someone could actually be so butthurt about something as pointless as basic superstition to make this post.
>get a job
>make friends
>be yourself
>stop being a lazy pos
when will this ever stop boys?
>Why can't you just be normal like everyone else your age!
>>29431009
>make friends
it's been about a year since my parents last said this to me. does this mean they gave up on me?
>>29431070
My mom always talked about how my opinions will change when I have kids. She stopped that 2 years ago. I feel the same as you.
Is anyone noticing how every day or two or so, a bunch of topics pop up, all with the same subject? Like, the whole MTBI thing, then a bunch of threads the next night about attractive men, right now it's clingy dominant crazy Gfs
Is this the work of THEM?
Sounds like someone should be wearing a tin foil hat
it's almost like this board is full of autistic people
>>29430997
I'VE DRAWN YOU OUT, MY ADVERSARY!
/THEM/, I will track you down, and eliminate your /devilish/ schemes, through my willpower, memes, and mountain dew-fueled fury, I will FIND YOU, and DESTROY YOU!
/THEY/ IS COMING
>18
>severe acne
>often wonder if my friends actually like me
I knew a guy senior year of high school with crazy amounts of acne
best guy I met at that school, he's in the army now
acne doesn't really matter m8
>>29430935
I know but I always overthink social interactions
>>29430905
>>18
This 18 is a cover for anything below it. If so, I'm 18 as well.
>join the 4chan club at school
>only /a/v/ normalfags
>no robots
>they make fun of me and ask if I'm a virgin when I say I like browsing /r9k/
>>29430893
>ever mentioning r9k for real
kill yourself
PS: sorry you're getting bullied anon :(
They make 4chan clubs now?
>there's a 4chan club at his school
God fuck
Lets talk porn, bots. No judging, just shooting the shit about the smut of the internet
>Favorite site
>Favorite star
>Favorite Catagory/Fetish
>2D or 3D?
>Things you love in porn
>Things you hate in porn
>Do you have a collection? How large?
>>29430844
Do you think that bitches are interchangeable in this age? I haven't had a favorite pornstar since early 00's Jenna Jameson, but now there's no point in caring about a specific girl because there's 10 trillion videos out there. I feel like I could find a new favorite everyday and 9/10 of them are foreigners that did 1 or 2 videos each.
>fetish
Amateur Hookers
>2D/3D
3D
>things I love
throat distension, amateurs, brown elve...asians
>things I hate
Dancing Bear; CFNM in general, when the guy talks, when they try to recreate a RL situation and fail (studios trying to make gonzo massage/prostitution porn)
OP here
>Favorite site
I tend to default to Xvideos but Pornhub or Elephant/Mammothtube is a good jack of all trades
>Favorite star
I don't think I have one.
>Favorite Catagory/Fetish
Chikan or groping. I don't know why, but that really gets me going. Shemale is also nice.
>2D or 3D?
I guess I'm more of a 2D guy, but it depends on the night.
>Things you love in porn
Scenarios. I like some plot to my porn. When they just start going at it, that doesn't do anything for me. There needs to be a little plot and some acting, even if it's bad.
>Things you hate in porn
Poor camera work. Regardless of where the focus is, if I've got shaky cam in my porn, into the trash
>Do you have a collection? How large?
Small folder, maybe 40-50 vids I've picked out, with the odd pic or two.
>>29430919
I feel you. The names become a blur of bad puns and generic titles. And you need a chick for each of your different quirks.
who here /toiletbeanchallenge/?
i'm only on day 5
pic is from another anon
>>29430791
wtf am i looking at please elaborate
>>29430791
What the hell is this shit? Please go into detail, OP
>>29430897
>>29430939
basically you put two beans in your toilet everyday and see how long you can go without flushing
Do you have a single LEGITIMATE excuse for not having a girlfriend?
I haven't tried to get one
>>29430702
yeah this is pretty much it
haven't tried to get one for years
ilooklikethis.jpeg
>co-worker came up to me and fixed my collar
Cant tell if being friendly or she wants the D
she probably wants to at least go on a date with you
>>29430650
>>29430670
Nope, she wants THE D RITE NAO, OP.
DON'T DISAPPOINT HER!
>>29430650
these things happen with me many times.
they would ask me where i will eat lunch or do i want to go together. they would ask me to come with them for drinks or shopping.
i can't because i am insecure but crush them mercilessly whenever some discussion or debate is going on. that's how i get off.
>most of /r9k/ is now just anxious teenagers whining to each other
>/pol/ feels like a bunch of teenagers who've adopted the 'epic' alt-right movement and base their whole personality about it
>/b/ is several generations of children with no one to instruct them to lurk moar now a 9gag colony with a /b/ coating
The more popular a board is, the shittier and younger-populated it is.
Will this spread to smaller boards?
God help us all
pic semi-related
/ck/ is the refuge
>It's another "4chan metadrama" thread.
>My online community has changed over the last several years and I don't like it!
Coming soon to a theater near you.
/britfeel/ I hate wagecucking edition
Come on lads, the thread will die athe this rate
>tfw 26 today
Still a virgin. Same age as the guy from the virgin school documentary.
>>29431816
Why are you still a virgin lad?
horny femanon here
what would /r9k/ do to me?
Punch you in the neck.
>>29430575
Probably shave that mat off.
>>29430575
Kick you in the twat
Is masturbating with banana skins safe? Because it feels FUCKING AMAZING
Enjoy your dick getting devoured by fruit flies.
I really like the potassium on my dingle.
>>29430712
I would enjoy that
