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So, what's happening in your life right now? Good, bad, or whatever.
>My mom left this morning to go to Yellowstone alone, she's in Iowa now (I'm in Indiana).
>Just got a job at my local movie theater
>trying to talk to a girl that might or might not be interested in me, I legit can't tell
>thinking about actually producing one of these scripts I'm writing.
>>29428510
Hoosierfag here too. Have a stable summer job to get some money before I start college at IUBloomington. It's sort of cutting into the self-studying I wanted to do, but eh. I'm also feeling Gucci because I know what I want to do and have a direct goal and focus.
Unfortunately, I'm a blackbot going to a predominantly white/asian liberal college, so my dating prospects are fucked.
Bad.
Can't find job. Just sit at home, don't do much of anything, despite having a Bachelor's degree. Parents think I'm just lazy, but they don't know I gave up because I simply couldn't find any jobs.
I've been toying with the idea of moving to a different city - the capital of my state - in order to have a better chance at finding a job; but a part of me thinks that even there, I won't find a job, and I admit that in many ways, I just want to run away from the judgment of my parents.
I can't wait to die.
>finally got some dr pepper
>talking with a guy I really like
>downloaded the bioshock games
>gotta watch the new re: zero, mitb, and raw
things are pretty good right now
Are there any popular youtubers or at least internet famous people in your local area, /r9k/? The only guy in my area with a large following on youtube is an autistic weatherman, lol. Frankie Macdonald is his youtube is you want to watch any of his stuff. Most of it is just him screaming about snowstorms or heatwaves, but there's some funny shit in there, like the "Man eats 50 ____" videos. Post stuff your local internet famous people make.
>>29428478
Chuck Testa
>>29428478
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE BOYPUSSY
>>29428478
Hello there fellow cacuck.
I'm from montreal and the only real popular youtubers from here are the Super Best Friends or Two Best Friends or whatever they're called. I hate them, they're just Pewdiepies for /v/irgin hipsters.
There might be some vloggers or fhasion haulers & unboxers too but who cares about all that
>match with girl on tinder
>she seems nice and friendly, we talk for a couple nights, getting along
>ask her out on a date
>she says Yes
>try to iron out the details of when we're gonna meet
>she starts acting weirder, questioning me, making stipulations, evading just setting a time and place
>gives me her number and asks for a live pic
>says something like "please, I hope you look normal"
>I send her a pic even though I'm getting increasingly uncomfortable by her behavior
>she DEMANDS, doesn't ask, demands another pic from another angle
>when I ask why she says "you look pale, I figured it was the lighting"
>the whole thing is getting weird for me so I unmatch her and delete the text conversation
Was I being autistic, or was she? I mean, she was being genuinely weird, right, it's not just my imagination? Even by normie standards, is really demanding a bunch of pics to see if your prospective date looks "normal" the way people operate? The whole thing was troubling as fuck.
>>29428390
i don't know, you already have more experience than anyone on r9k should have
>>29428390
She sounds like she was going to be a bitch. Me thinks you did the right thing OP.
>>29428390
What, are you retarded? Fish on your head, eat some bread? She was catfished before, likely, or was a troll planning to use your matched pics to catfish others. Perfectly rational female/troll behavior.
Foolproof way to learn any language:
>learn three hundred most common words
>read newspapers
>watch the tv
>you will pick up on the subtle nuances of sentence structure
You are now a master of the language
Works every time!
Find a flaw.
Why do you keep reposting this
>>29428351
just trying to spread the wisdom
>>29428338
the hard part would be verb conjugations and tenses.
>tfw no prepackaged bf
What's that anime grill from?
>>29429310
watamote
It's not my fault im not popular.
>>29429325
That's what I thought. Watching it right now but wasn't sure
> Bunch of women complain that 5 inch penises are fucking horrible.
> Women all agree that even if a guy is perfect at everything else, a 5 inch penis or less is a dealbreaker.
> Women rate orgasming from oral, and stimulating the clit as a 4, compared to orgasming from a big cock (which is a 10)
> mfw I'm exactly 6 inches
I wonder if I'm fucked too, I should just kill myself.
tfw 8 inches
literally the perfect size
>tfw 7x5.2 in
I'm a fat, broke autist though, so it doesn't matter
7x5 here
Mine honestly still feels pretty fucking small even though technically it's above average in length at least. I think to have a really satisfying dick you need to be at least 6 inches long and 6 inches around
Yes yess well done chad well done plowing stacy.
HOWEVER
>>29428218
you are a disgusting excuse for a human being
stop posting your sob stories here
fuck off
be original for once
First years will be reminded that the 3rd floor corridor is strictly forbidden. To all those who do not wish to do a most painful drath
BTW there's a evil fucking monster in the basement that will kill you, also one of the teachers is out to probably kill you who is being helped by another teacher.
How can you hang yourself for a bit without leaving a mark on your neck? I'm in a bad place right now, and I just really need the feeling again. I tried killing myself without before and fucked up, and the near blackout was the best thing I've ever felt. But it left marks on my neck and other people saw them. Is there anyway I can feel that again without leaving marks?
You good bro what the fuck
Just play Knockout: Solo.sit on your bed. bend forward with your head between your knees. take deep breaths for 30 seconds, then sit up and choke yourself, my friend
>>29428310
How do you choke yourself?
Anyone ever worked at a grocery store deli? Well, we have 3 slicers and everyday I start cleaning two of the meat slicers at 6pm(we close at 8pm). No one comes in around this time but it really pisses my roastie coworkers off when I clean them early. Why is this?maybe I'm too autistic to notice what I'm doing wrong.
You start cleaning them wayyy to early
Start at like 7:30 , 7:00 earliest
>>29428321
What the difference if no one is around anyway?
>>29428345
It shows you don't care and you are supposed to be able to use them at all times until 8:00. I understand why you think this way but it's better to not put up a fight about it if you value your job.
It's not my fault I'm ugly
It's not my fault
It isn't your fault. The only things you can call your fault are results of your actions.
Stop worrying. If you need to feel better, know that you're a better person than I am
maybe you look ok but you're just fat. are you fat?
it's not your fault, but like it or not it's your responsibility, unfortunately
>go to 4chan meet at a con
>everyone finds out you go on /r9k/
>see there's a 4chan meet at a con
>avoid that autism at all costs
>>29428095
>tfw you're the only /r9k/ guy at your university's 4chan club
>tfw /sp/ and /soc/ won't stop bullying you
Enough.
>4chan meet
>"oh my god I'm such a robot l m a o!"
do normies seriously do this?
Let's talk about our political views.
Do not, I mean DO NOT trounce your presidential candidate around. I want what YOU think. Regardless of alignment.
Here's a survey. Please put "Y" if you support it and "N" if you do not. If you have a reason then please go ahead.
>Gay marriage
>Gun rights
>Legalization of marijuana
>Legalization of all drugs
>Tighter immigration laws
>Wall?
>Public medicine
>TPP
>Common core
>Allowing refugees into the country
>Feminist?
>Should Hillary be indicted?
>>29428048
And I'll do mine really quick
>Gay marriage
Y
>Gun rights
Y
>Legalization of marijuana
Y
>Legalization of all drugs
N
>Tighter immigration laws
Y
>Wall?
N
>Public medicine
N
>TPP
Y
>Common core
N
>Allowing refugees into the country
N
>Feminist?
N
>Should Hillary be indicted?
Y
>Gay marriage - Y
>Gun rights - Y
>Legalization of marijuana - Y
>Legalization of all drugs - N
>Tighter immigration laws - Y
>Wall? If possible
>Public medicine - Y
>TPP - N
>Common core -N
>Allowing refugees into the country - Limited amount, families only, no single men
>Feminist? N
>Should Hillary be indicted? Y
>Gay marriage
N
>Gun rights
Y
>Legalization of marijuana
N
>Legalization of all drugs
N
>Tighter immigration laws
Y
>Wall?
N
>Public medicine
N
>TPP
Y
>Common core
N
>Allowing refuges into the country
N
>Feminist?
N
>Should Hillary be indicted?
N
Do girls care if you're a virgin?
>>29428006
it shouldn't imo, unless you're 26+ in which case they can assume you're a creep
so I still have 3 years
>>29428006
Girls enjoy virgins the same way guys do
>>29428255
lol no my friend these days anything past 20 is considered weird
Whats your lame excuse for not vaping /r9k/?
>>29427996
Why does he need a mouth fedora if he has an actual fedora? Is it really necessary to double down like that?
I don't smoke, so I don't understand the appeal of vaping. Plus I dont want to drop $40 on something I'll use once or twice then forget about.
I don't feel the need to suckle on something 24/7.
Failed both of my finals today
They were the only things standing between me and failing those classes.
>two more finals tomorrow
>two more final projects also due tomorrow
>haven't studied or done the projects
>have to face my group and say I didn't get my shit done
>have to face my teacher and admit that I've been lying about almost being done with the project for a month
>I'm not going to graduate this year
>I'm going to be that fucking faggot who repeats a year
>I'm going to have the same fucking teachers next year
Why even fucking bother?
>>29427927
Ugh, what degree are you going for. Get a bachelors atleast or you will regret it but then go to trade school or start a buisness
>>29428356
Oh, I'm a high school senior (which makes it even more pathetic).
Gonna be 19 throughout the entire school year next year.
>>29429116
shit happens, do you have any kind of mental illness or do you simply hate school?
