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Ask a new age robot anything
Pic very related
why not just get a hooker?
roboblox
>>29432540
>>29432567
Finite number of enjoyment vs infinite number of enjoyment
>>29432530
onaholes are better desu
tell me about that time you btfo a normie in an argument on /r9k/
I just btfo a normie right now actually >>29432503
Fair warning to you anime hating normies, if you browse this site I WILL btfo you and continue to btfo you until you are completely diminished and leave this site.
If the argument is about philosphy or politics, everytime.
I btfo one so hard he thought it was a copypasta. Well technicaly it is but it's one i made
So I've been coming here for a few years and all.
Met a lot of people from here, talked to them on skype and all that.
Yesterday I found out one person I haven't really been in contact with for a few years but met on 4chan years back (on /b/ but he was a 'robot' type person) had killed himself.
Just in a nutshell his problems were he was a 22 year old KV NEET, with major depression, anxiety, obese, transgender, and a severe cutting addiction. He also dropped out of middle school because of being bullied so bad. He sometimes had severe psychotic breaks.
Anyone who really knew him knew he wanted to die. So I had prepared myself for a long time to find out about news like this. It was basically his biggest wish and all that... Other than the depression and mental illness we just played video games and watched anime and all that typical NEET 'loser' type shit.
Since finding out though I knew I would be depressed but I didn't know I would be both terrified and angry. Anger at things I can't even pinpoint. Anger at 'Normies' (?) maybe but tons of other things tied into social/political reality. It's exhausting to hate and fear at the same time so intensely. And the fear I will end up like him. Dead NEET from suicide.
I literally can't keep living in darkness with suicidal thoughts or I WILL end up like him.
The pain is so bad it's almost like it changed me.
I don't like this place anymore. Every time someone hates themselves or someone else in here you are letting the normies win. Or letting all these social and media brainwash you and make you hate yourself. That's what they want. Don't let them win.
We can't keep going like this or we will die and you know it... I'm not sure exactly who or what the enemy is but if you don't forgive yourself for all the things you think are wrong in the world your going to drown in your pain.
The biggest act of rebellion you can do is love yourself.
My condolences OP. I feel like I'm trapped in a cage, I've never been able to be myself man...
>>29432511
It hurts that no one cares. Barely anyone knew him or cared. This terrifies me because I don't want to end up like that. I'm so scared for me and us, I know there is COUNTLESS people out there like me and him. The existential horror of it. Of thinking what does any of this shit mean? Why can't I be happy?WHY IS SHIT SO HARD? WHY?
Yea I figured this thread would get ignored because any post that's positive in anyway will get drowned out in a mad sea of trolling, trigger warnings, and buzz word using to offend people.
Is the need for intimacy a sign of a beta male, or is it normal for all humans?
I think it's normal, but only betas show it
>>29432410
Its a normal need
All normal people and most abnormal people need it. Humans have evolved to be social animals
theres a reason why the loneliness feels like its killing us
>>29432410
The alphas automatically get it when they allow the begging women to fulfill their need for it.
Why does it trigger r9k so much when they see a tubby, poor, ugly manlet with an adorable gf
Because you know they sold out to their own gender, all that white-knighting paid off and they marry into a future run by feminist women.
>>29432341
because it shits all over the consensus this board has that women only care about looks and wealth. they have to face the fact that its their own fault for not finding someone they love. why do you think they all say shit like "its not fair"
>>29432341
because I'm self conscious about my inability to hold a conversation with other people and watching other people have success in that makes me upset.
>want to improve my life
>start trying to go earlier because i've read that staying late is extremely bad in the long term
>everything goes fine until i get to the toilet where i need around 1 hour to piss everything otherwise i stay with piss near the tip of my penis waiting to get out
>went to 2 different UROLOGISTS
>both of them said that i have no problems
>had to ask a few times the second doctor to even prescribe me pills about it
>still not fucking different
JUST
>>29432273
meant to say no fucking difference
Narrow urethra? Anxiety? Yes, I hate hearing the Anxiety cop-out, too, but who knows. I'm not a doctor. See a better doctor, is all I could say. There are a lot of hacks out there. A lot.
I used to have that feeling. It's gone away for the most part. Think it's related to anxiety. Did drive me crazy though. When I saw the last Harry Potter movie, I went to the bathroom 4-5 times because I kept feeling like I had to piss.
What colors best encapsulate the feeling of modern life? What colors will be associated with this year in the future? Why?
>>29432244
Those colors are utter vaporwave shit.
>>29432244
FUTURE COLOR COMING THRU
>>29432244
thats not the 80s, that's an ibm pc's colour palette.
>girls go to college to get dick
>boys go to fucking space to explore the Galaxy and probably get the fuck away from cunts
Fixed.
>Jupiter
>exploring the galaxy
That's like saying going to your mailbox is exploring the world
>>29432190
Have you been to Jupiter?
>>29432180
Stupid boy confirmed.
Who here /stayingupallnight/ ?
>>29432174
reporting in.
it's fucking weird. it's not like i planned it or anything. it's just fucking happening
No I have to work tomorrow unfortunately
>starving and need to eat something before going to sleep
>roommate is watching tv at 4am
fuck this fuck this fuck this
thank god i'm living alone after next month.
Femanons, who are your favorite male and female ASOIAF/GoT characters?
>>29432131
I hope Salsa dies in a slowly and painful way.
Varys. Nothing but Varys all day every day.
>>29432173
she won't, she hangs out with Jon Plotarmor now
Why the fuck normies have so much energy? They can't stop doing shit, it makes me so anxious.
You're just a beta faggot when will you learn the only thing normies have is the power to not give a shit about random strangers
>>29432126
Ikr, just going out for a hour wears me out for the entire day
>Normies have the energy to wagekek for years on end
How
>Raising another mans child
The only time you should raise a child that isn't your is over your head before you toss them off a cliff.
>robots
>being allowed anywhere near children
>>29432122
Someones gonna get diddled no matter what.
>>29432091
I'd raise another mans child if the parents were dead and I had my own children desu.
can we establish that saying "git gud" or "you're just bad" is not an argument against anything because i keep seeing it used on this board unironically
you're just bad kiddo
>>29432068
I don't even remember reading these phrases anywhere, go back to twitter, nigger.
>>29432105
yeah but you've seen shit amongst those lines
i forgot everyone on this board is autistic and takes everything literally
In this thread we talk like normies
"Yo bro lets hit the gym and get some amazing gainz!"
>>29432060
Jesus Christ, are you serious? How fucking detached from reality are you?
Your penis is asthetically pleasing bro
>>29432084
Serious about what bro? I'm simply trying to have fun with my bros dude!
>>29432098
hahahah you too no homo
Does anyone else say shit out loud when they remember something embarrassing/regretful?
I usually say "FUCK!" but lately i have moved on to "kill yourself".
>Be me in class yesterday
>Sitting there daydreaming
>Professor talking about something
>An embarrassing thought comes into my head
>"Kill yourself"
>Everyone is wide eyed looking at me
>Instantly get up and just walk out
>Professor said something to me but i was focused on getting out of there. Face is red and Im sweating already
>Haven't been back and not going to
>Haven't slept or eaten and my face goes red every time i think about it
What should i do /r9k/?
I'm thinking about sending an email to everyone saying i have tourettes syndrome and swearing in class a few more times.
yes. usually it's something like, 'fuckin nigger', or 'nigger retard'
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS YOU?!
IM THE PROFESSOR I JUST GATHERED A LYNCH MOB TO FUUUKKUKUKUUKUUCK YOUR SHIT UP
>>29432035
I get the urge to say shit but since I'm a normie I look at my gf/best friend/paycheck and remember I did most things in life right.
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