Hey guys. I just shot and skinned a raccoon. He's chopped up in the freezer. Besides domestic animals, I've eaten about everything the south has to offer. How do you cook your raccoon?
PS. Yes, I am white
Not sure why you added that last part. I can't imagine anyone but white hillbillies doing that shit
OP is not white
OP also never did any of those things
Jewish shill posting to make whites look bad
>>29436367
Don't eat it. Next time you kill and skin a raccoon just use it as a meat puppet and take humorous pictures for us, but don't eat it.
How's everyone's day so far?
What fetish are you into?
Do any of you pay camgirls to satisfy your fetish?
>>29436366
>tfw I'm considering paying a camgirl on LiveJasmin to laugh at my small penis
Really into Small Penis humiliation, and my cock isn't that small, but when its flaccid it looks tiny.
Should I waste 30 pounds on this?
The camgirl is beautiful
>>29436366
into vore
its really hard to find good porn for it
i have very specific desires for vore and most vore porn doesnt satisfy it
so i do sometimes pay camgirls to act out scenarios, only way.
Very few subs on here today....
Have you ever actually tried to get a gf?
>>29436354
Once, it didn't work.
>>29436354
lol no
girls don't have penises you fag
no, I'm a high school dropout
Do I look like a numale?
>tfw watching all the stars burn out
>tfw trying to pretend that you care
>balding
>glasses
>unfunny expression
Yes you are
>>29436329
WHAT HAS BECOME OF ALL OF US
Im traveling in Switzerland from Usa, prostitution is legal here should I go visit one? I found a pretty cute one nearby. Im a virgin and the only thing stopping me in the states is because its illegal. Here i think its pretty low risk since they get tested like in porn. Ive saved up enough, its about 200$ for 30 mins for oral pussy sex and massage, it says kissing but i dont want to kiss her or 69...
Anyone have hooker experiences while traveling?
Jesus christ anon. Sex is overrated. If you have sex, your views of sex will vastly change for the worse.
The actual sex doesn't even feel nearly as good as you're anticipating it to be
If you're not the type that's "meant" to have sex, having it once is only going to give you an incurable addiction. Fapping won't be able to help you anymore.
>>29436318
Hmm i guess your right. I sorta figured it wouldnt truely count with a hooker so my views wouldnt change much. Plus i think i would be ok with not having it again for a long while. Ive just been so horny, ive been jerking off to pictures of every pro on the site of the 3 local brothels. I cant imagine the last time a picture did it for me.
>it's an 'anon looks in the mirror at his face and his body and looks at all his flaws and remembers nobody will ever love him and he will die alone' episode
>changes channel
>cannot relate
>nobody will love anon because he's ugly
kek loser
>>29436269
fuck off chad nobody fucking wants you here
>tfw I realised that I have nothing at all in life
>I don't even play video games or watch anime
>4chan is all have in life
>>29436172
could you elaborate on that ?
desu desu
I like you OP, do like myself and leave this place. Chase your dreams. We got one life to live.
>>29436172
If you live in a nice neighbourhood take a walk from time to time.
When was the last time a cute girl acknowledged your existence?
>>29436166
>When was the last time a cute girl acknowledged your existence?
Never
1 second ago, she's in my arms.
Earlier this morning
My girlfriend said my butt was too small. Do you think it's too small?
>>29436098
Show you us your cock
>>29436098
>My girlfriend
get the fuck out, you normie piece of shit
It's a cute butt, don't worry about it.
How do I do magic and shit. I'm sick of this reality.
pic unrelated
http://krystallnacht.com/lib/?dir=AnIntroductionToMagick
>>29436081
Shuckle is honestly a terrible Pokemon. It could be so decent, if only they gave it actual moves.
>>29436105
*uses Acupressure 15000 times*
psssh... nothin personnel kidd...
This happened 30 minutes ago.
I was laying in my room,browsing the internet on my tablet.My dad walks in saying "Mom called,she forgot the certification".I thought to my self,"Yeah,my mother always forgets somehing,her:sunglasses,hairclip or her phone ".I said fine,i just grabed the certification and before i left,dad said,"She is halfway to the hospital,she is waiting there".The hospital is close to our house,about 5 minutes.So i left i walked and forgot my phone to bring(kill me now god).I decided to go behind the hospital for shade,because it's 33 C.I walked to the front of the hospital and begin going to the halfway point.She is not there,"Are you f***ing kidding me",i didn't know where she is,i spent 10min looking for her,going behind the hospital,going to the other side of he hospital,nothing.Asked at least 4 people for a phone call,"Sorry,didn't bring it;Don't have credits for a call".(God is playing me).So i decided to go to her work place.
(She works in a smalll shop,which is 3min away from the hospital).
Got there,asked the workers is she here,she is.Waited 2 minutes,red face on her(here we go).She's so pissed,she said "Wait,here",so i did,unlike her.
She told me she was waiting and i didn't show up,so she called me,my phone was in the house and my dad picks up(hipocritical,cheating bastard and the worst person to work or learn from).She asked if i walked to the other hospital(i'm not that retarded mom)he said no,so she thought to her self i meant behind the hospital so she checked there.
The moment she left is the moment i arrived.
Now back to the mini shop,
We go outside,feeling like a piece of shit and thinking how my idiot dad is going to react.
So me and my mom walked out of the shop and split up saying go home.(i really didn't want to).Got there my dad sitting there,looking living water standing.
"Where did i tell you to go"
Halfway point to the hospital.
"You were able to f** up the most basic thing".
Cont?
>>29436076
Greentext it and I'll read it. Until then you can fuck right off.
This happened 30 minutes ago.
>I was laying in my room,browsing the internet on my tablet
>My dad walks in saying "Mom called,she forgot the certification
>I thought to my self,"Yeah,my mother always forgets somehing
>sunglasses,hairclip or her phone
>hairclip
>phone
>I said fine and grabed the certification
> before i left,dad said,"She is halfway to the hospital,she is waiting there"
>The hospital is close to our house,about 5 minutes
>So i left i walked and forgot my phone to bring(kill me now god)
>.I decided to go behind the hospital for shade,because it's 33 C
>I walked to the front of the hospital and begin going to the halfway point
>She is not there
>"Are you f***ing kidding me"
>i didn't know where she is,i spent 10min looking for her
>going behind the hospital,going to the other side of he hospital
>nothing
>Asked at least 4 people for a phone call,"Sorry,didn't bring it;Don't have credits for a call"
>God is playing me
>So i decided to go to her work place.
(She works in a smalll shop,which is 3min away from the hospital).
>Got there,asked the workers is she here,she is
>Waited 2 minutes,red face on her
>here we go
>She's so pissed,she said "Wait,here",so i did,unlike her.
>She told me she was waiting and i didn't show up
>so she called me,my phone was in the house and my dad picks up
>hipocritical,cheating bastard and the worst person to work or learn from
>She asked if i walked to the other hospital
>i'm not that retarded mom
>he said no,so she thought to her self i meant behind the hospital so she checked there
>The moment she left is the moment i arrived
>Now back to the mini shop
>We go outside,feeling like a piece of shit and thinking how my idiot dad is going to react.
>So me and my mom walked out of the shop and split up saying go home
>i really didn't want to
>Got there my dad sitting there,looking living water standing
>Where did i tell you to go
>Halfway point to the hospital
>You were able to f** up the most basic thing
>>29436606
tl;dr
bumping in support of suicide
Seeing shit I posted years ago makes me cringe hard.
Who else /ultraedgyafewyearsback/ here?
>be 14
>post 1970s music on normiebook, recommending my friends listen to it
>say I was born in wrong generation
God I was pretentious
>>29436103
No, music in the 70's really was a lot better than it is now.
>>29436116
nah man, there's always going to be good shit, there was no 'golden era' for music.
Ask a roastie impure woman anything.
Here are some stats on me
>mid 20s
>have had sex with 11+ guys
>average income
>average weight
If you want to know anything about the kind of women you hate ask me anything
>>29435942
I don't hate you, you're interchangeable with a hundred million other western women.
>>29435942
how would you rate your face
>>29435977
People have told me I'm a 5 or a 6
What pills are you taking? how are they making you feel?
>Taking the antidepressant jew
costanza.jpg
suboxone and weed, dis game ridiculous
It's called "cannabis" lol it was the world's most prescribed medicine for 4,000 years you should try it sometime wait you're brainwashed by memes and think that a labmade jew chemical is actually better for you than a plant that slows tumor growth and stops babies from dying from seizures, sorry
>attempt some press ups and sit ups
>entire body still aches 3 days later
DOMS?
though you say 3 days later.
>>29435888
You have a cancer.
>>29435888
Fucking weakling