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What's going to keep you from killing yourself today?
Cat got your tongue robots?
>Uncle died and my Grandfather is pretty fucked up about it, don't want him to outlast a grandchild.
>Might meet a qt that likes me one day
>Donald Trump will be my next president
>Have a couple books I want to read
That's about it
>>29439246
Well Jimmy, Jimbo, James, Jim, Jimmy, let me tell you about that. Ya see Jimmy, your mother and I love each other very much. So much, Jimbo, that we quickity quackity copulate every chance we can get! Your mother is the light of my life, Jimbo, and I am hers as well.
What are you going to name your kids?
>>29439207
we support antinatalism on here norman
If it's a girl, Amelia. As for a boy I wanna give him my name, Erick, but I think Maverick is better. Also Damien.
>>29439207
>What are you going to name your kids?
I have no idea, something not retarded like the name of a TV show's main character or something just as foolish.
If I were to name my children it would probably be the name of a classical book author.
>somebody knocks on the door
>Don't answer
>A few minutes later they knock again
>"I know someones home, answer the door!"
>>29439134
That's what happens when you get your pepes from tumblr.
>>29439134
>"LOUIE! COME OUT, OR NO OVERWATCH GAME!"
>not blowing the emergency airhorn until they leave
53.2% of NEETs are female.
http://researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/SN06705
Why haven't you gotten a qt NEET gf yet?
>>29439131
those are just lazy stacies who wanna mooch off some poor kunt
>>29439131
They are all taken you fucking idiot, NEET doesn't exclusively mean living in a basement. It means they have a bf or they are just cam whoring or something for work. Stop trying to get my hopes up...
>>29439160
As opposed to lazy robots who want to mooch off the government/parents?
Who here also feels that the white, uneducated working class is a cancer on the well-being of these United States? I can't be the only robot that feel this way.
All they do is whine about how they played by the rules, worked hard and are losing their place in society without having the self-awareness to realize how the world around is changing and if they refuse to adapt they will be left behind.
I say this as a highly educated white urban dweller in the Northeast.
>>29439109
OP here again -- also curious of the racial/class/education backgrounds of those who feel similarly.
>>29439109
>Who here also feels that the white, uneducated working class is a cancer on the well-being of these United States?
I feel that the Unites States is the cancer on the well-being of the rest of the planet.
Le roastie bait thread
Be me
>6/10 asian guy
>not really a mess as some people here
>fall for the ''ask a ugly girl out'' meme
>literally asks a 5/10 skinny grill
>''sorry anon but I love Chad''
I would recommend you people to don't even try, if you are not at least an 8/10 you will never find a pure/virgin grill. We are fated for Chad leftovers.
>>29439085
Every time I see a retard rate himself I divide the score by 2.
>3/10
I divide by 2 again for Asian, poo in loo, or niggers since they are severely lacking in self-awareness.
>1.5/10
Yeah, you're way out of your league. I'm not surprised it happened.
I bet you tried a white girl didn't you?
>>29439107
B-b-b-b-u-t mom says I'm pretty
BUT NOW IM SAFE IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADO
I CANT REPLACE THE LIES AND LET 1000 DAYS GO
NO MORE LIVING TRAPPED INSIDE, IN HER WAY ILL SURELY DIE
IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADO, BLOW ME AWAY
>listening to the big 4
no wonder you're on r9k
>>29439634
>Not listening to the big four
What are you, gay?
Best guitar solo ever written
Has there ever been a time in your life when you asked someone 'what's wrong?' and they actually told you what they are upset/mad/sad about?
No
I have a coworker who always asks me "how are you?" so I have to say "Good, how are you?" back to him, and he usually replies with "bad" and then walks away before I can ask why. (This is usually done in passing in the hallway so it's not like there's time to chat.)
I don't get why he asks me to begin with.
>>29439019
he's hoping you'll pursue him and make him tell you why and help him. he's afraid to ask directly.
>>29438993
rarely, but I do this a lot. I am an uber driver and sometimes I tell my passengers how i'm really feeling. Some of them listen intently but most are just offput. Doesn't affect my driver rating though so fuck it.
>>29438993
Can't remember any rn.
fembots, when you indulge in your rape fantasies, whom do you imagine to rape you? Ugly fat old men? A boy you know and like? Animals?
How the fuck can women have rape fantasies when its literally all they complain about 24/7?
Is this fucking crazy land?
Buxom nuns
I imagine being kidnapped and force bred in captivity.
Is Daniel Johnston a robot??
>>29438819
No, he was just weird and schizo. He has a huge cult of normies who love him so he cannot be an actual robot. I spoke to a femanon a couple years back to would literally touch herself to him
It's literally impossible to be a robot from Austin Texas
I'd say Stan Rogers is more robot by far. He sings about going away to sea, escaping, meng. That's pretty robot.
Come on anons, there's hope for you, yet!
Leave /r9k/ and never return
He still looks sad, lifting won't solve deep seated emotional, confidence and trust issues.
/fit/ is full of some of the most autistic self loathing niggas on this site. Just as bad as /r9k/.
>>29438849
At the very least when you see a /fit/izen on the street you don't assume he's a pathetic piece of shit, although that might be the case.
With /r9k/ers it's painfully obvious.
>tfw computer technology is a male dominated field and I'll never find a cute hacker gf
The few ones that are in the field are die hard sjws. Good luck.
>>29438935
Well, how could that come about seeing how they are welcomed in the industry
>>29438778
oh, boy, you didn't ever watch an action movie? there is plenty of Cute Hacker Soon-to-be-your Girlfriends
I remembered some B-movie with a nigger cutie (erm-- I know it's a bit oxymoric) Super Mega Hacker who cracked a 10,000 bits RSA key in half a minute and saved the world...
are there some historical accounts of neetdom that lasted basically a whole life like 70 years ?
what are the side-effects of life-long Neetdom ?
The only successful NEETs are ones that actually invented things, like Tesla
You faggots pretending to "work on your symphonies" are the exact opposite.
>>29438762
A lot of the old times aristocrats and nobles lived lives similar to NEETs. No real work, no train, no formal education past adulthood, just spend the days doing shit they liked and hung out.
"Life time NEETdom" is common and unremarkable enough that no history book really bothered to record them. It's was just how some people who had the means lived.
many famous writers were basically NEET
they lived of support from family generally
>2012 was 4 and a half years ago
maths; you got it right.
>>29438666
i actually feel you anon.
Graduated high school 4 years ago. Everyone I know got their degree and are now working for a top company. I've been working part time at a grocery store all this time
this kid is fucking hot teachers and you're still a virgin
Maximbady?
She is a fat, ugly cunt. Not much to brag about.
>impregnate your fucking teacher
>never have to pay child maintenance
based kid knows what the fuck is up
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