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You are paying $4 for 2 of these bad boys at walmart.
High quality bread, a fresh slice of cheese AND philly steak?
$2 per sandwich? THIS IS JUST AMAZING.
I went to walmart the other day and bought out the entire fresh stock of philly cheese steak sandwiches. A whole cart full of these bad boys.
Just TRY and top this.
>>29444989
Have you ever had a real
philly cheese stake?
You don't know the meaning until you had philly cheese stake from the south of the city.
>>29444989
Anon, it's obviously shit ingredients, most likely alot of sugar, bad meat etc.
Eat maybe three a week tops
>>29444989
Show us a pic of ingredients
who here just gone from everything ?
for example ask me to write an essay now all I will write is fuck you on the paper
what an interesting pepe
>>29444978
Same here. Hard to explain. I'm so gone from everything that I can't even describe it. I still have family that would be devastated if I die somehow, so I stay alive for them.
>>29444978
I was like that after the year off before community college and pulled the same stunt but now I'm at a better school and a workaholic
This is what happened next.
>be me, 1st job at carpet cleaning business in big city
>boss buys new trucks, all manual
>tell him I can't drive stick, lets me drive last automatic
>some days automatic is already out sucking carpets
>boss get mad cuz I can't drive tha stick
>tells me to go practice after work with Hawaiian coworker
>ok bozz, thank you bozz, will do bozz
>that night me and Hawaiian Bigfoot finish commercial job real late like 11:00
>do paperwork, take forever cuz we both dumb
>Hawaii says lets go to big parking lot and practice
>end up in abandoned Kmart parking lot
>we swap seats
>Hawaii says keep letting my foot of clutch too early and Tacoma truck jerks and stops, jerks and stops
>knock on my window, look up
>black crackhead there asking me if I was having engine problems because he is a mechanic
>tell him, no I am practicing, go away
>go back to jerking and stopping
>knock on window again, it's him again
>he asks for change, says no, jerk and stop
>he says you ain't gotta be all rude about it
>I was so mad about jerkstop that I jumped out of car and yelled at him to fuck off
>he sees I am rage and walks away in front of truck
>tell Hawaii I give up for night and switch seats
>crackhead is in headlights talking shit now
>Hawaii guns motor and drives towards crackhead
>crackhead gets sucked under front of truck on my side
>feel us drive over him like a speed-bump
>HOLYFUCK!! WTF ARE U DOIN??!
>Hawaii says I was just trying to scare him and he didn't move
>we park and get out
>crackhead was back on his feet
>holding his side and limping away
>he said: I was just playing ya'll don't kill me
>we let him run away
>got back in truck
>drive back to shop and promise Hawaii I'll never speak on it
>still don't know how to drive a stick
didnt read this shit but its pretty pathetic if you are a male and cant even work a simple manual transmission
>>29444907
Didn't read your post but you must be pretty pathetic if you simply can't even read a greentext story.
Also am 19 and grew up in big city where no teenagers drive you non-reading hick
You have to balance the clutch with the gas. Let go of the clutch slowly and press the gas just a little more.
Imagine what would happen if you continued your passion and somehow managed to not kill yourself
Tell me your passions Anon. Is it music, acting, writing, what is it?
>>29444881
> Fapping
> doing drugs
How do i do?
>>29444881
My passion is science, especially organic chemistry. Unfortunately, I have severe BPD and dissociative anxiety issues due to abuse at school when I was a child. My psychotic symptoms are under control now with medication, but I still have difficulty with school work in general. I'm on a waiting list to see a real therapist, though, so hopefully I'll be able to achieve my dreams some day.
>>29445224
What medication are you taking anon? I seem to have the same problems you have if not similar.
>Lana Wachowski (formerly Laurence "Larry" Wachowski) and Lilly Wachowski (formerly Andrew Paul "Andy" Wachowski) are sibling American film directors, screenwriters, and producers. They are both openly transgender women.
Daily reminder that if you like The Matrix trilogy, you're a fag enabling SJW cuck who's been brainwashed by the liberal media.
Sincerely,
/pol/
>>29444848
Lilly = Willy
Lana = Anal
>>29444848
You're retarded, OP. Who even gives a fuck about their genitals but you?
/pol/ AND the social justice left are both goys for the NWO.
They play all sides. No matter what happens, we lose, and they win.
Pic related is literally all I ever eat nowadays
I feel like dying
>>29444841
if you put pieces of mozarella in it they turn into little floaty balls that stretch like noodles after you heat it up
>>29444841
Git mor brotein fgt
>>29444923
I'm too poor
Ramen makes me feel like fucking shit everytime I eat it, but it's cheap
White men are cucked enough to think that there's nothing wrong with this
>>29444815
>White men
I love how he doesn't ask who's she hanging out with
Also, implying this only happens to white men.
OP's a nigger rofl
>>29444815
>White men
I think you meant betas.
https://reddit.com/r/hotwife
>he's not into hotwifing
You're missing out on the best fetish around
>A father who murdered his six-year-old daughter just 11 months after she was returned to his care following a custody battle has been jailed.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36587103
Its unfortunate that the mother decided to force a divorce and cause such tension in the family, thus leading to the death of this poor little child.
Also, this is now a women hate thread.
>>29445010
>any given reason
>justified in killing a child
no
I don't believe that you believe that.
>>29444750
These threads don't really help, anon. I know it's shitty to see female hate threads, but shooting back with more hate isn't the answer. Neither gender is better than the other. That's just the way it is.
Freeze motherfucker, or I'll blow you away!
Yes please end my suffering.
>>29444716
Please, kill me.Even in death, the robot will tell me this wasn't original.
>>29444716
No please, I'm too hot to be iced
>go to McDonalds
>get two large unsweetened iced teas and six cookies
>only $5
>a healthy snack
What lifehacks do you know, bros?
>>29444709
>>a heaIthy snack
>mcdonalds
>healthy
>buying prepared iced tea and considering it a bargain
Who /NEET/ here?
What did you do today?
How much longer can you last this life?
Woke up, rubbed my moms feet, browesd some trap threads, now I'm eating twizzlers.
>>29444748
>rubbed my moms feet
Did you get turned on
Exercise and diet is supposed to help but it doesn't
fuck
Was Satou really a robot? If not, why?
>>29444703
Yeah. He is the best example of a robot in anime.
It's been awhile since I watched it, Satou was lucky to have good friends. Imagine if he didn't have any, then you will see the majority of r9k irl.
Is it already friday?
>>29444741
SATOU WASN'T A FUCKING ROBOT HE HAD FRIENDS HE HAD FRIEND GIRLS LIKE THE SENPAI IN SCHOOL FLASHBACKS FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BE A REAL ROBOT IF YOU HAVE EVER TALKED TO A GIRL I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET BRAINCANCER YOU FAGGOT FUCKING CUNT NORMAN
HE WASN'T SOCIALLY RETARDED OR EVEN ANXIOUS AT ANY POINT HE EVEN TRIED TO GET A JOB AND WENT TO GAME SCHOOL THING HE WASN'T EVEN KISSLESS WHEN HE BECAME A NEET
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING NORMIE
>post a thread making fun of black people
>they always respond
>>29444606
>post a thread about mexicans
>they never respond
>post a thread about hating women
>the whole of /r9k/ responds
>make a post about myself
>no replies
I've started my first job, it's just a summer thing. After a week and a bit here's the average day:
> wake up at 7am
> arrive there at 8:30
> get to working, it's fucking boring copying stuff off bits of paper into a database
> go for lunch about 1, either eat with a bunch of normies I secretly hate or go on my own to get a more expensive meal at a nearby joint
> Work more
> leave about 4-5, get train home
> with clubs or family stuff too busy or tired to do anything like Vidya or reading, usually the only things keeping me alive
> go to bed at 10, too tired to do anything fun
> await weekend
Just fucking kill me if this is all there is to working life.
you just described my life since I turned 16. 9 years and literally nothing to show for it .
get used to it
>>29444575
Mine's a touch more comfy, but yeah wagekekking's not all it's cracked up to be. Still you got clubs and family stuff, which to me sounds funwould rather play vidya though tbqh
>>29444575
In my experience that's pretty much all there is to the working world. The NEET way of life is truly godly. Why did I even bother with higher education ?
How can you love a girl that has had her throat used like a fleshlight by Chad? How can you kiss what is essentially a used cumrag?
Please stop with those threads. That's not what makes girls bad. I watch porn so much I 100% don't think it's gross anyway.
>>29444572
How does it feel to be a cuckold.
>>29444504
I couldn't do it anon. I would be so mortified
