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Would you?
Saturday is comming up, I can travel out to a complete boi and have sex with his butt if I want.
I don't know if I should do it. Talk me through this /r9k/.
>>29446503
Give in and do it.
He's a cutie. Do it OP
>>29446537
What if like, in the middle of gaysex I freak out because I actually like women. I've fapped to it, but porn and actually doing it is very different.
Like, what if his dick smells really masculine.
Do girls actually poop?
It's just unfathomable to me, that such beautiful creatures have to do something so disgusting as shitting.
>>29446359
Some do it in public.
>>29446359
>3D women
>beautiful creatures
you can fuck right off norman
>>29446388
2D is best dimension
/r9k/ is dead. It's shit and there's almost no actual discussion anymore for and between robots.
>board is full of normie trolls who just make fun of robots
>80% of threads are bbc,penis,cuck,anti-robot, etc type of bait
>most self-claimed robots on here somehow have had sex and have or have had girlfriends. You are not a robot if this is the case
>legitimate threads become derailed with bait and shit-posting
It's kind of sad. Especially when you consider most of the trolls are probably cyborgs who will probably be bots in a couple of years. I mean lets be honest there aren't any true normies or Chads on here
>>29446240
Nothing gold can stay anon, nothing gold can stay...
>>29446240
he's right
i'm a normie and i just come here to laugh at laugh at you sad nerds and your dumb memes lmao
>>29446240
>80% of threads are bbc,penis,cuck,anti-robot, etc type of bait
that's not "normies" posting
that's part of the social conditioning program that has been active here for almost the entire life of this site.
the fruits of mass surveillance.
This is your date forever
I don't mind, she's a qt.A..as long as it isn't contagious
>>29445945
I'd take her, no problem. She's probably a really interesting person too because she knows what's it's like to be ostracized
Thank you so so so muchWhen can I marry her
ITT: share useful tips based on your experience
>To hold a girl's interest, try to make her laugh often. If. You aren't funny practice.
>Address her by her name once in a while in a casual manner. Not too often, it can be creepy if you aren't careful, but it makes her feel important.
>remember, there is such a thing as comfortable silenceb you needn't constantly be talking to her.
>if you have confidence problems, go to a venue in another town or city and try hitting on women. You won't need to see them again if you embarrass yourself
>rejection is normal. It's ok. Everyone gets rejected at some point. Keep your chin up and keep looking for someone receptive to you. Just make sure you learn from your mistakes and understand the art of attraction is indeed art and not an exact science.
>if eye contact is difficult to you, try looking at their eyebrows. Remember, treat it like salt. Some like more than others but no one likes too much. Let your eyes wander around a room. Make her want to keep your attention.
>the right sude of a person's face is the most expressive. Pay attention
>learn to laugh at yourself. You can defuse embarrassment by laughing at yourself and denying others the pleasure.
>when dating, be expressive but not clingy. Be honest. Your memory isn't good enough for lying.
>learn to control your temper if you have one. One moment's rage can be many year's regret.
>>29445740
THESE TIPS ARE FOR NORMIES!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29445969
You're an imbecile. I'm glad you don't breed.
>>29445969
Is your only aspiration truly to wallow in the cessput of unhappiness?
Let's talk about:
Everything you can't tell people in your real life. Things you've done that might compromise your humanity with others, thought that are morally questionable, and anything else you want to talk about.
I constantly see dreams in which I have a sister. This started happening at age 20. They aren't of any sexual nature, there's no cringy little sister fantasies involved or anything else of the sort. We just hang out and enjoy ourselves.
I'm certain I have a twin separated at birth somewhere out there.
>>29445532
Maybe she died when you both were born
>>29445402
I have dreams where i rape other men
Fembots, sometimes it's cruel to be kind.
>Meet a cute girl through /r9k/
>Talk regularly for 3 days straight
>Find out we share similar interests in movies, and anime
>Find out we live in the same city
>Suddenly she starts responding so slowly
>Like 1 reply in the span of 12 hours
Here is the trickiest part about this
>genuinely have questions and things I'd like to discuss with her
>if I message her too much I look like a beta orbiter
Why the hell do women have to leave men in the dark like this?
Can't they just say they aren't interested in talking, it would save me so much time and my mind wouldn't constantly be fixated on their lack of replies.
who else can't stand the silent treatment?
>pic unrelated
>>29444809
>get silent treatment
>say k and ignore her
it is that easy.
>>29444809
women are not ration people
they wouldn't be "people" at all in your definition
get what you want from them or ignore them
if you can't ignore them, you need to change your habits so that you have an activity that requires a significant amount more energy than it takes you to worry about them.
This is the art of freeing yourself from distraction and making progress in your strength.
The best thing to do is to join a sport for recreation, or practice alone by running or weight lifting or climbing. Do all of those things. Enjoy your body.
>girl adds me from an ideal mate thread at like 1 am
>talk for a bit then go to bed
>disappears the next day
Why do people do this
it makes me sad
Hey robots, neets, and normies.
Cooking is a useful pastime that can help one gain confidence, learn a skill, increase nutritional intake, and fill a void in even the loneliest of hearts. I personally have seen a big boost in my mood since I've started cooking; it lets me be good at something and have a gift to give friends and family.
so,
> have any of you all taken up cooking this summer?
> what are your go-to dishes?
> do you cook for comfort or nutrition?
> do you have any regional types of food (japanese, italian, german, etc) that you prefer?
Feel free to post recipes, stories, or advice!
>>29444526
I made taco fries the other day
>tfw just made some tzatziki
added a bit too much lime, and not quite enough garlic, but otherwise it's excellent. also, my mum recently bought a really nice dutch oven, going to break it in with some wine braised chicken legs tonight
drinks are another thing I do well, probably gonna make this again for the 4th, might make it sooner
Line up shitbirds, we're weeding out the normies.
I almost didn't make it.
>>29444095
Does the libertarian party count as a mainstream party?
>>29444095
fetish's save the day again
Nazi girl edition <3
I WANT ALL THREADS ON R9K!!
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!!!!
give me more things to say plzs
i don't like these threads on /r9k/
The doctor says it's time for your exam.
OP's score : 104
>>29443656
i will not make that again because im lazy as fuck but i remember i was like a 11 last time
disgusting fucking normie
45
23 points
fucking normos everyone with over 30 should be banned from r9k
mind if we have one of those thicc qt girls threads?
can we get rid of the robot
it would be really great if we did
the robot doesn't work
Dubs dies in their sleep tonight.
whatdoIgottolose
>>29442769
cmon dubs
cmoooon dubs
set me free desu senpai
5'1" feels.
>Be me
>At grocery store
>Trying to reach a new flavor of oreo on the top shelf
>Can't reach
>employee notices me
>9/10 complete hottie, perfect breasts and curly blonde hair. Perky and energetic
>"Need some help there?"
>Uh yeah, I want those cookies up there
>"Oh you can't reach them? I'll get them for you!" giggling
>Yeah, t-thanks.
>"No problem (giggles), have a good one!"
Is suicide the only way out of these feels?
5'2"
>hear doorbell
>answer door
>"are your parents home?"
>>29442685
>manlets being picky about breast size of all people
Yup time to die
5'1"
That's a midget.
You can get disability for that and become a NEET
What happened to modesty?
>>29442177
went out of fashion
People are just like electricity they take the shortest route to fame and that route in current society is pictures of buttholes.
it was too hot for a bra. don't be insensitive.
