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Alcohol is the shittiest drug, it doesn't even make you feel happy when you're depressed, just makes you feel worse. Why do people drink this shit?
>>29452354
It masks my sadness temporarily. It and anime are the only things that haven't made me kill myself.
>>29452354
Because being depressed on alcohol is still way more enjoyable than being depressed sober.
>>29452354
you must be drinking it wrong, it makes me ecstatic. I go from the unhappiest person in the world to singing and dancing after 3 drinks.
HUNNE GRAND LARGE ON DA WATCH
BLESSED
QUARTER MILL FOR THE MULSANNE (FLEX)
ALL MY NIGGA(Z) GON' CASH CHECKS
ALL Y'ALL NIGGAZ LOOK MAD (STRESSED)
>>29452353
what song my nigga
>>29452371
YE NIGGA I'M LEANIN'
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>>29452410
that didnt answer my question young nigger
Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with sexual liberation or social liberalism.
>>29452344
>nothing wrong with
depends on whether or not you like its effects.
Everyone seems horribly unhappy
but nothing's wrong i guess
keep telling yourself that
>>29452344
I agree, socially liberal/fiscally conservative master race reporting in. Maximum freedom for the individual is the only thing that matters.
How do you deal with the fact that no one will ever truly understand you, and that making a real intellectual and emotional connection with another human being, even if you fixed all your problems and became a "real human being", is ultimately just an exercise in futility, /r9k/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OnSDqVCU7c
How is it an exercise in futility?
The right person will change your life, and give you a new one.
>>29452224
You don't, OP.
it's all hopeless and pointless, lock yourself away and wait for your time.
>>29452394
This
If I give up now I resign myself to an extremely miserable and lonely life.
I just got robbed
>ordered a pizza
>delivery guy arrives, I tell him I'll be there in a sec
>look through the house for money to pay
>open every drawer check under the couch etc
>I give him all the cash I can find, but i'm still a couple dollars short
>ask him if I can maybe give him the rest next week
>he is furious says I made him drive all the way to this shitty neighborhood and risk getting shot for nothing
>walks away with the pizzas AND the money I gave him
>no money and no food
Kek.
Well, you kinda deserved it, why is your fat ass ordering pizza with no money?
>>29452195
why would you order a pizza if you didn't have any money at hand
>>29452195
>ask if you can give him the rest next week
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I bet you gave him like $7 for a $15 pizza order.
Have you ever seen this happen to a girl?
It's pretty sad.
And yet you can't get laid once
What happened to her? Mental breakdown of some sort?
>>29452187
This. At least she had a good, fun life before settling down with her kid.
I'm back
[Scene: Jerry is at his new girlfriends house after a date.]
Felicty: I had a great time tonight, Jerry!
Jerry: *Jerry smugly smiles in a joking fashion* Well I do only deliver in greatness...
Felicity: Haha, oh quit it! Say...I'm just gonna go freshen up...I'll meet you in the bedroom in 5 minutes *she smiles and walks away*.
Jerry: *Smirks* Alright, I'll see you there...
[Felicity walks down the hall and into the bathroom. Jerry starts to casually look around her apartment and notices an article on her coffee table. Jerry picks up the papers and starts to read them in his head.]
Jerry: "5 reasons why males are damaging to modern day culture."
[Jerry looks up with an expression of contempt and disgust and talks out loud.]
Jerry: Damaging...!?
[Scene transition to Monk's Cafe. George is seated opposite Jerry. George is struggling with a packet of sugar.]
George: Why do they make these things so hard to open? I've been trying to tear this open for 5 minutes now!
Jerry: Tear? Have you tried a ripping motion *jerry does a ripping motion with his hands* ?
George: *George rolls his eyes* Ripping!? You think I haven't tried to rip!? I started with a rip and ended with a tear!
Jerry: Try rotating it 90 degrees and then ripping it again.
[George follows Jerry's directions and successfully rips the packet open, sending sugar flying all over the table. George throws his hands up in the air, annoyed and defeated.]
George: ...So how did your date go last night? With the journalist?
Jerry: Here's the thing...it was going well at first, we had a nice dinner...
George: Uh huh...
Jerry: And we get back to her apartment and she goes to freshen up...
George: Yeah...?
Jerry: And I found these papers on her table.
George: Papers? *frowns curiously* what kind of papers?
Jerry: She was writing an article on how males are "damaging to our culture."
George: Damaging!?
(Cont.)
Jerry: DAMAGING, GEORGE!
George: How are we damaging? What did the papers say?
Jerry: I couldn't even stand to read the rest of it! I just told her I was sick and had to go home!
George: So what are you gonna do now?
Jerry: *Jerry leans back in his seat* Well dating this woman is simply out of the question now.
George: How are you gonna end it?
Jerry: *Jerry squints* Let's just say... It's going to require a mans touch. *sips on his coffee*.
[Scene transition to Jerry's Apartment. The buzzer sounds.]
Jerry: Yeah?
Elaine: Helllloo!
Jerry: Come on up!.
[Elaine enters.]
Jerry: Hey Laney.
Elaine: Hey Jerr, how was your date with whats-her-name?
Jerry: I'm going to stop seeing her.
Elaine: Stop seeing here!? Why, Jerry!?
Jerry: She's a...
Elaine: A what?
Jerry: She's a femanazi!
[Just at that moment, Kramer bursts through the door and slides in.]
Elaine: A what!?
Jerry: A femanazi, Elaine!!!
Kramer: Ohh, you don't wanna go down that road buddy boy!
Elaine: A femanazi? What's a femanazi!?
Jerry: It's a woman who is a feminist to an extremist degree. You know, with the blue hair and the shrill voices. I can't continue this relationship with her!
Kramer: You're making the right decision, buddy. You know my friend Bob Sacamano once married one of these crazy feminists, and now he's up to his neck in alimony!
Elaine: So what, you're just gonna end it?
Jerry: Yes! In fact I'm going there to do it right now! *Jerry grabs his keys*
Kramer: Hey Jerry, could you grab some ketchup on the way? You're almost out.
[Jerry looks at Kramer with a "did you really just ask that?" look.]
[Scene transitions to Felicity's apartment. The scenario starts to repeat as before.]
Felicity: So let's pick up from where we left off last time...See you in the bedroom in 5 minutes....
Jerry: *With an unenthused voice* Yeah...
(Cont.)
[While she's out of the room, Jerry becomes agitated by her article and leans forward and attempts to rip it in half. He struggles for a moment and then rolls his eyes, and then turns it 90 degrees and rips it successully. Felicity walks back in the room and sees the article torn up.]
Felicity: What did you do!?
Jerry: I'm sorry Felicity! We just can't see each other anymore!
Felicty: Can't see each other anymore? *motions towards the ripped article* why did you rip up my research?
Jerry: ...Research *frowns curiously*?
Felicity: Yes my research! I write for a pro-men column and I was debunking myths propagated by the extreme side of feminism!
Jerry: Research!? Pro-men column!? Debunking!?
Felicity: Yes, you idiot! Did you think I was one of those femanazis?
Jerry: I'm sorry!
Felicity: Get OUT NOW!
Jerry: But I'm a man! You love men!
Felicity: OUT!!!!!!!!!!
[Freeze frame, bass line and roll credits. A scene starts to play during the credits.]
[A paper boy is riding a long throwing newspapers to subscribers. We are presented with a close up of one of the newspapers with a column titled "What changed my opinon on men. A patriarchal nightmare - by Felicity Johnson"]
Skippidy bip bop.
>>29452170
well-deserved bump while I read
i'm a covert, espionage tactic assassin for el chapo
ask me anything
"to protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf(me) to catch a wolf"
-Lou(me)
>>29452162
Was getting caught part of chapo's plan
>>29452162
spic pls go
cartel a shit
interesting
have you met my friend, he would be glad to work with you.
pic related, it's him
Do fembots actually exist? As far as I can tell all girls are normies. I, like most have been tearing myself up over "tfw no gf" but if having a gf means manipulating a normalfag into liking me then maybe I really am better off without a gf and it's not just denial.
>>29452093
What do you consider a fembot? I can give you a good answer if you specify.
>>29452093
Even the most bot fembot can get laid within an hour, and to a decent guy too.
>>29452105
>What do you consider a fembot?
This, OP. What makes a girl a fembot to you?
>your race
>could you handle this ass
Fuck's that
>black
>yes
I like to imagine that these threads are actually being used in credible scientific research.
>>29452075
>White
>Only one way to find out please I want to find out please I want a qt black gf with a booty
How do I get over a guy I never had the courage to talk to
Odds are I'll never see him again but i regret never talking to him. What do I do
>>29451915
depends on your gender i guess
>>29451915
Female: wait 3 hourand you'll forget about him
Male: wait 30 years to completely forget about him
>>29451933
I'm a woman and it's been like 6 months and I still feel regret
C a n I s t I l l f I x t h I s
FUCK COWBIRDS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29451914
you just killed not only one but 4 innocent birds
>>29451937
This.
Cowbird will still fuck up the other eggs.
nigga u dum
>>29451914
why
riginal riginal
![what_the_fuck_is_homestuck__by_doctorglasgow-d4hmt91[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xqUoi5o.gif "what the fuck is homestuck by doctorglasgow-d4hmt91[1]")
I'm kind of glad homestuck is over. The guy clearly didn't have the passion for it anymore.
>reading that shit in the first place
>>29451853
There was a time when it was just a silly choose your own adventure comic. Before it became this whole ~fandom~. That's when I started reading it.
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002657
This is when I started following homestuck. October 11th 2009. That's almost seven years ago you realize. Things were so different back then. There wasn't this whole SJW culture war thing going on.
>>29451837
How did it finally end? I didn't really uh, give a shit about it. Just didn't have as much time as when I read his other stuff.
You heard it right here robots. Stop acting like you're depressed all the time. Just get over it already!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvC3QXJb18
>>29451746
This nigger is all over normiebook. He always has some faggy poem about how social media is bad but then promotes all his social media bullshit.
A lot of black guys try to act philosophical and deep, but they never actually say anything with substance
You're right. Adam Lanza the manza would want me to be happy!
>>29451816
Kind of like Jaden Smith?
>be me
>33 years old
>still living with mother
>come across love live anime, an adaptation of the game
>heard about it, i give it a try
>goodshit
>fall in love with one of the characters
>tfw its maki nishikino
>fast forward 6 months
>maki has improved my life tenfold
>i am now motivated to do stuff again
>lost complete interest in 3d
>shes the light of my life
>feels good to finally say i have a girlfriend
>i devote everything to her
>i cook, write letters, and make art for her
>feels like i have a purpose and am making her proud
>for once in my life
>fast forward 3 months
>relationship is suffering
>i want to make it stronger
>mother has found out and makes me throw away all my maki merch, my room is now nearly empty
>mfw my mother has broken uo my only relationship
>she tells me to get a 3d girl or move out
>i call her a bitch
>loss.jpg
>im devastated
>ensue clinical depression
Have any of you guys been in this situation? What should i do?
>pic related
ik how you feel anon. a few year ago my mom does the same very thing to me. except, it was within a more different sort of relationship. for you see, it was dad who came in and he slapped me and told me to get a job.i fucking hate that son of a bitch! even still!
what u have are going to need to do is going to be going to hospital for suicide. not actual suicide just try and fail ok? then most likely ur mom will feel bad and let u live ur life from then on, that is what i do. i hope u for the best in ur love and ur waifu is a very lucky lady would u be interested in double date sometimes perhaps??
>>29451931
I would love a double date. Maybe to a sushi place? Maki loves sushi and neither she nor i want to be surrounded by normies.
Also, what way should i attempt it? I obviously dont want to die, i just want that cunt to feel bad. How did you do it? Pain levels + recovery time?
No, but I wish the best of luck to you. It's really sad that your mother had intervened in between you and her, hopefully she'll come to her senses and realize that she's keeping you from what you love.
I also must admit that I'm jealous that you were able to form a relationship with a 2d girl. I mean I know of plenty pretty girls who are relationship material, but I guess having a waifu just isn't meant for me. Pic related, Ryou is someone who interests me greatly.
