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Are women without boyfriends the ultimate losers?
Failing on easy mode with cheat codes
Yes
>>29455719
failing on easy mode...
JUST how did they manage to fuck that up
>>29455719
Yes. You have to be actual fucking pond scum to not be able to get a boyfriend. Even if you are 2.5/10 you can walk up to 50% of people you meet and initiate an intimate relationship. Women might as well a protected class at this point. Not enough real struggle so they have to make up their own like manspreading and stare rape. If theyre born in a 1st world country,the hardest thing about their lives are period cramps
>her hair is dyed a bright color
>she also has giant tits
*digs out of the trash*
Thats hot as fuck. It's a sign that she needs attention and truly wants to be loved. I would gladly fulfill that desire
>she doesn't have a penis
r
Post yours and rate
oroeofkgoeam
>>29455607
Are you 16?
Commentario original
>>29455681
21. Why?
origaami
Hey /r9k/, 19 y/o here. I am currently drunk for the first time, and I feel like I could conquer the world. Is this normal?
>inb4 normie party etc. I bought yeast and apple juice to make my own apple cider
>>29455576
>drunk for the first time
>I bought yeast and apple juice to make my own apple cider
You're underage. You're not 19. Stop lying. Get the FUCK OFF MY BOARD UNDERAGEFAG
This is now a nin thread
>>29455576
>tfw 19 when I'm drunk I act flamboyant and happy
>tfw I don't act like drunk me at all
>tfw like drunk me better than regular me
I want to make something perfectly clear, as it seems there has been a grave misunderstanding perpetuated on this website over the last couple years: if you aren't a "weeaboo", you're a normalfag, and should get off of 4chan immediately.
I mean no offense, and I hope we can remain friends, but this simply is not the website for you, and we would all be better off if you found a community that better fit your interests, instead of trying to change this one to fit them.
How does it feel knowing that even the most patgetic people on the planet hate your moeshit?
Define "weaboo"
>>29455604
I think a weeaboo is someone that wants to be Japanese, and renounces their western heritage.
The normalfags think a "weeaboo" is someone that likes anime.
I hate jenna marbles. Who else does
>>29455554
Not me, because I'm not a redditor and don't know who this washed up roastie is
i haven't seen enough of her youtube content to decide whether i hate her, but i don't watch her videos because i assume they wouldnt interest me anyway
Which begs the question, why are you watching videos of someone you hate?
I dont watch her videos at all. Like its those types of people who you just hate because they are fucking retarded
>sitting in class waiting for it to start
>guy sitting a few rows in front of me drawing stuff on TurboCad
>watching him draw since it's interesting see him draw things so intricately by just using touchpad
>he suddenly alt+tabs to the Season 4 finale of Orange is the New Black to the part where a certain character dies
>he then alt+tabs to Word Document that says "FUCK YOU <my name>" in large front
>he then continues drawing whatever he's drawing
I haven't finished Season 4 of Orange Is The New Black so I was super pissed. I have no idea what this guy's beef is with me. I don't talk to him, but apparently he knows me enough to know that I haven't finished watching Orange Is The New Black.
I want to get back at him, but I'm not sure how.
>>29455550
Maybe he's tired of you watching him do whatever he does on his computer. Give the guy some privacy you fucking autist.
>>29455550
By not being a normie and watching some normo ass shit like orange is the new black.
>>29455577
then don't draw stuff or play games on your laptop in class?
She's a feminist. Would you get oneitis for her?
https://youtu.be/AqOE5p1g05s
>>29455540
>forever alon
>>29455540
>3d
>ever
heh
heheheheheh
>>29455540
Is this a trick question? I know that feminism triggers most robots, hence.
When you eat a meal, do you:
1. eat the salad, then eat the side, then eat the meat
2. eat the meat, then eat the side, then eat the salad
3. alternate between eating bits of the salad, side and meat
4. eat the meat, then eat the salad, then, if you are still hungry, eat the side
5. eat the meat, then eat the side, then don't eat the salad
6. other (please specify)
Note: the only true robot answer is 1. Maybe 5 if you're a fatass unhealthy robot
>>29455524
tl;dr
bumping for counter-meal appreciation
>>29455524
Meat only, if I eat any of the Salad or the Side, I get full and don't really eat the Meat.
>meat
>side
>salad
That is the only proper way.
Did I do good, anons? I hate this new sjw black pride movement, its pointless and its invading my instagram feed, black people are just wild animals. Oogah fucking boogah
Then block their user content, normie
You do realize they take comments like those the wrong way and remind themselves that they're right and you're wrong. Quit feeding their cognitive dissonance
>>29455622
But its hilarious
>>29455564
I try, they still come back somehow
>those people that believe that parents can never be at fault for their child's failures
How well you were parented is a massive thing that affects your entire life. It is essentially the most important thing about who you become.
>>29455504
>parents let me eat whatever i wanted
>was obese until high school
>they still laugh at old pictures
>all i remember is the constant bullying
fuck off mom
>>29455504
depends on the child
there is literally nothing my parents could have done to stop me from being retarded
>>29455504
Except free will doesn't exist.
Your parents were only acting in the way they were programmed by their own upbringing
So getting mad at your parents for not raising you right is stupid and wrong
Considering /r9k/ is full of stacies, chads and other sorts of normies whose biggest problem in their lives is self-diagnosed social anxiety/depression or otherwise claimed less than ideal conditions (which surprisingly doesn't prevent them from leading a normal life with good education, steady job, reasonable social life and maybe even sex) or some other flimsy bullshit they can scrape cheap sympathy points off to puff their ego, I think it would be nice to have a board of it's own to proper NEETs, hikikomoris, crippling aspies and others who are the actual misfortunates and underachievers of our society.
Majority rules.
Yeah it's called /jp/, that is the unofficial official neet board.
>>29455458
You'd think autismokomoris are enough of a large minority they'd populate a board of their own quite nicely.
>being religious
>telling people you're an atheist
>talking about atheism
>thinking atheism is a religion
>playing MOBAs
>having normalfag friends
>"History is written by the victor."
>watching dubbed anime
>being a bigot
>being Islamophobic
>hating Muslims
>not praying to Allah
>>29455424
>being a bigot
>>>/out/
>>29455424
>when he calls action rts moba.
>when he browses /r9k/
>>29455424
Religion is not normie-tier anymore. Get with the times, man.
Nothing would make me happier than a mommy gf
What about being dead?
>>29455418
>Those fat tit
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>29455532
>s
fuck
I just woke up.
Or rather I suddeny woke up feeling out of breath, dizzy and like I was choking, with a rapid heartbeat, it subsided in less than a minute, soon as I got up and turned on the lights and went to to the bathroom to splash water on my face and pour a cup of water,the heartbeat calmed down 3 minutes after.
Anyone else suffer from night terrors and nocturnal panic attacks? I dont get panic attacks in the day anymore but now I get anxiety at night and it either keeps me up unable to sleep, waking up suddenly feeling dread and sweating, or I'm woken violently by these night terrors or night panic attacks.
These happen maybe twice every 2 weeks or so. Shit sucks desu
Nerve gas. It's damaging your nerves
>>29455427
Lel, thanks for the laugh faggot I needed it
>>29455472
Hehe, anytime anon-kun ~_^
