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Ask a robot on his way to sociopathic Chad-dom anything.
>>29454513
You're a fucking idiot, fuck off
>>29454513
whadya mean sociopathic chad-dom? Isn't that contradictory?
>>29454531
Lick my shitskin balls peasant
Lets see who can watch it all without cringing/stroke. Survivors will get a purple heart.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
>Pick an identity
>Get shit for it
>Insist that other people change their opinions so that you don't have to change identity
>jewgle
made it to 50 seconds
had a good chuckle at the nigga 33 weeks pregnate
ask a man living in a house of women anything
fyi I hate my life
d-do you get to put it in
>>29454598
no and i have no intention of doing so - they are all ugly. although sometimes i flirt with them for shits
it's 2 am and you just found out your dog ate fast acting rat poison 3 hours ago while you were at the gym. What would you do in this situation?
How many robots have registered for Selective Service? Are you aware that if you fail to do so before you turn 26 you can be fined up to $250,000 and face 5 years in jail, along with denial of loans and financial aid? Well, I haven't. No one told me this and sophomore year of high school I switched to online schooling, so there was never some advisor to remind me that I would have to. I don't even know why my dad or my grandpa never told me either but luckily I still have 3 years to get it out of the way.
Oh, and women will have to start signing up as well.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/06/15/senate_overwhelming_votes_to_require_women_to_register_for_the_draft.html
Nah lets form a new government.
On the plus side, life may one day resemble pic related.
>>29454462
I did because I was told I had to. I resent the shit out of that whole farce about choice of not signing the thing. Insulting to intelligence. Why not send a job application in the mail once 18 instead?
>testicles hurt
It's cancer isn't it?
If you can't beat it, at least you can leave this cruel world in a decent way.
Try to fap less
Not an original comment
>>29454422
I wish I could get cancer.
Also, you first two posters have nice dubs. Can I get some too?
Were you upset when you realized that you'd never get a letter to Hogwartsand have friends and be a hero and sports star like harry?
>>29454403
Wanted to be a hero and save everyone, look at me now only reason i am not dead is because i don't have the balls neither to be a hero or to an hero.
>tfw harry would obviously have been a robot if he wasnt a wizard
>tfw normies would even like the books if it werent for hermione/ quidditch/ chosen one relating to all the special snowflakes
>>29454403
i would be fine just being a studious wizard in hogwarts with a wizard gf,
Who here /repressed anger/. I guess I'm basically polite in public when I run errands, but I don't really talk to anyone. I am pretty angry at my family and at a culture that punishes attempts to socialize by those who are awkward at it with forced therapy and "optional" medications. I used to be thin and the medications took that from me.
My dad had a real temper problem that led him to beating the shit out of my mother when I was really little and now I can't process anger in a healthy or constructive way, I just end up trying to compartmentalize it and eventually blow up at people who've been picking away at my patience. They think it's a game or something. I need to get back into martial arts, that really helped me a lot when I was little.
>>29454397
Exactly this feel, anon. It's actually the reason I wouldn't give up my path to wizardry even if some poor girl was delusional enough to want to be around me; I'd eventually explode, only a matter of time, and make the roastie miserable while making future relationships impossible.
Chad can get away with it, maybe, but a 2/10 manlet like me, never.
>>29454801
I'm not a virgin, I'm an odd situation. From age 17-21 I was sexually active then I gained a ton of weight from Seroquel (an anti-psychotic) which took me out of the dating pool. I wonder why the men here don't band together instead of just playing video games and doing drugs. Is this how you want to be remembered?
>need 12 hours of sleep every night
>takes a good 2 hours to fall asleep
>work 8 hours a day
>1 hour for commute
>1 hour for showering + eating + 4chan
So today I was doing some pondering while hiking through a forest and I came to the conclusion that NEETS are actually the most alpha men in society.
My is that NEETS stand up for what they believe in and refuse to work despite the fact the society teaches us that not getting a job and leeching off your parents or the government is the most pathetic thing you can do. Literally being a slut or an alcoholic is viewed by society as better than being a NEET.
Yet despite all this pressure from society and family to get a job, a NEET does not try to meet the demands of anyone but himself. A NEET understands that time is by far the most valuable resource us humans have on earth and that spending it working a meaningless job for a jew boss is one of the greatest tragedies imaginable. A NEET understands that excess money cannot truly being happiness, and that a subsidy of a few hundred dollars per month from the government or family is all that you need to survive comfortably in America.
Millions upon millions of Americans are extremely depressed and hate their life, this can easily be seen by the massive use of prescription and illegal drugs as well as the very high suicide rate. However very few people actually have the courage to live their life the way they want.
NEETS live life on their own terms and do what they want, when they want, and do not have to take shit from anybody. NEETS can spend their time improving themselves though study and exercise and healthy eating, or they can simply spend their whole live relaxing and playing video games and watching anime.
That is the beauty of being a NEET, you literally can do whatever you want. Being a NEET is the ultimate freedom! Since I quit my job last year I literally have never been happier, I feel like a slave who has broken free from his shackles.
Cheese Oregano
>tfw you get banned from your only social outlet
tru loneliness
watch ASMR on your phone on the dimmest setting with headphones as you're laying in bed like I do.
>girlfriend is going out of town
>thinking of doing mushrooms while she is gone
>don't have anyone to do them with
>don't want to go anywhere just stay at home
What are some ways to have a successful trip without going anywhere? Any movies, music, or video games you can recommend? My cat will be here and there are some cool trees and fountains in walking distance
Will bump for comments
>>29454323
>girlfriend
Fuck off, normie
This comment is fucking original wryyyyyyyyy
>>29454475
That looks like a panda express near my house
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
I wish I was a qt
>rabbit
>""""free"""" range rabbits (us)
Fart sparkles xDDDD
my back hurts think ima die :(
Has anyone here tried proper opium before?
I'd ask on Reddit, but of course I loathe that fucking place to no end..
>>29454258
no 6777
>>29454258
No.
Where are you going to get it?
I might make some poppy tea soon to try it out
>>29454302
>inb4 hurling abuse.
I'd SAY the darknet, but I really can't work my way around doing all of that. I'd need to activate my debit card for starters.
I've tried poppy tea before and it was fairly mild to say the least.. I think the alcohol / tramadol might've amped it up a bit though.
Hey anon, back again?
what'll it be this time?
what's wrong tonight, tell me everything on your mind.
>>29454229
This original post right here: >>29454007
>>29454229
What the hell is this place? Where am I ?
Just make it a strong one, I need it.
>*tips you a 5*
And you can start my tab with this.
>hands you his credit card
>>29454238
I'll get you a whiskey, on the rocks
sounds like you need some liquid courage.
just pretend you're Chad, pretended you are confident.
you know what they say, fake it until you make it.
>beta orbited oneitis hard for years
>finally broke free in 2014
>cut all contact, said it's best we kept our distance
>fast forward to today
>college graduate, possible gf soon, life going quite well
>get a text from unknown person
>ask who it is
>it's the girl I used to orbit
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS
She misses her moon. :^)
>>29454221
>get a text
Wow all you have to do is not respond.
I can't believe you're probably gonna fuck this up.
>>29454271
We shouldn't make assumptions yet!
OP, have you texted her back since?
this kid is only 13
he has more sexual experience than you do
he has kissed more girls than you have
he knows more about life than you will ever know
he has already made more money than you will ever make
he has spent more money than you will ever make
And niggers starve in Africa. What is your point?
Also
>13
>sex
No
>>29454208
I just envy the female contact desu, girls never really liked to be around me. Strange to think something that actually most people do is something I never really had
I could kill him with one hand
in nature this makes me superior
He makes money and fucks girls but i could snuff his lights out.
Holy shit guys what just happened
>lying in bed
>can't go to sleep
>all of a sudden feel like I'm going to die
> not physically but mentally feel like something really bad is going to happen
>after 10 min of me freak G out it leaves
>I can physically feel the sudden dissaperence of doom leave my body
What just happened
You got lazered son. Congrats on your new sky friends.
>>29454201
Anon I'm scared shitless right now don't even joke about that shit
>>29454216
Who is joking? You got zapped good.
