Who else here is fascinated by balls?
Tell me about your balls anons, big, small, sensitive, not so sensitive, let's just talk about our balls. Share any ball feels you may have
>tfw balls are randomly sore for no reason
>tfw balls get really cold out of nowhere and retract in tightly
>>29453776
im kinda fat so my balls are... weird, they look always retracted... but they are always heavy i really enjoy touching them, probably more that playing with my dick.
>>29453812
Iktf, playing with my balls is way more fun than playing with my dick.
sometimes i sit in the shower and just fucking look at my balls
they move around on their own slowly under the skin like who
When she comes on to you then ignores your texts. WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
If you don't reply to this post then you will lose 8 of your fingers in a horrific accident tomorrow.
>>29453867
FUCK
AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA this is og af
God damnit finger stealer
Name ONE single part of life BESIDES suffering.
You have ten seconds.
>>29453728
Occasional joy.
Sleeping.
There's two.
Unceasing boredom
Pooping out all of last nights food the next morning
>that moment in high school where you realized everyone around you was already having sex
>>29453680
>TFW someone told me if im going to the party at group leader anons house. say no, everyone got awkward including the anon, he still didn't invite me.
>>29453680
>used to work at fast food place
>almost all the staff is teenagers or mid 20s
>quit about 2 years later
>run into the manager, was a 27 yo bisexual guy
>start talking about the time we worked together and asked if all the people still worked there
>mfw he tells me that basically all the workers had at some point hooked up with each other
>walk around everywhere and realize everyone around you has had sex before
>see people holding hands or talking to eachother as they push a baby stroller
>all these people are able to maintain relationships with eachother
>this feels physically and mentally impossible for you
>the thought of someone being intimate with you and enjoying your company is something so alien yet everyone experiences it
>have...
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Who /cyberslut/ here? Is there anything better than helping a robot cum just talking about how much do you want their cum all over you and get your boipuzzi ravaged by their cocks?
I just became addicted to be a sissy internet slut ~
Wow anon, that's really gay.
>>29453678
yeah i know... i cant stop ~
I'm beginning to get diminishing returns out of online sexual interaction. I am considering total celibacy.
horny femanon here, what would you guys do to me?
>>29453615
bury you in the forest
Eggman sure transitioned fast.
tell you i forgot to feed my cat and then nervously escape while muttering to myself
What prevents you from succeeding socially?
I cannot stop fearing that other people are filthy. The only people I'm comfortable touching are my family members and this one girl I took shower with so I know she's hygienic.
Every time I meet someone I have to stay extremely distant, I just can't make myself get over it.
My crippling fear of intimacy
I'm not going to pretend its anything else
>>29453610
Because I'm 100% sure that I'm surrounded by boring retards that only interested in what is shown to them on T.V, no one in my highschool had read a book/watched a movie that wasn't advertised on t.v (maybe that changed since I graduated a few years back). It felt like talking to the same person over and over and I just gave up on it.
>can't remember a single time when one of my parents talked to a friend on the phone
>can't remember a single time my parents had a friend visit
>can't remember a single time my parents went out somewhere with a friend
No clue how social relationships work. I tried to learn what I could from 80s and 90s sitcoms when growing up, but the social environment promised by Saved By The Bell never materialized.
Question for you femanons.
What does it mean when a grill tells a guy "i'm mad at you", for no reason?
I've been hanging out with a co-worker for about 3 months now. We hang out and go places. I invited her to AX with me and she said yes and already bought her pass.
But tonight towards the end of our shift she said "Don't talk to me, i'm mad at you." all of a sudden.
She was mad and didn't tell me why. He only hint she told me was that i was stupid and left it at that.
I honestly don't know what i did
pls help.
she's also mad you don't know why she's mad.
What have you been talking about recently?
>>29453617
well she did mention she started to go to the gym. and all i said is don't be a cardio bunny.
>>29453600
Really no way to tell without being there, man.
It could be anything. Did she sound genuinely upset, or is she just teasing you? Tone makes all the difference here
Take this test and post scores. I got 8-16.
http://www.pedagonet.com/brain/emotiontest.html
17 to 30
>Do you enjoy physical signs of affection?
I don't know anymore.
>>29453562
8-16 what the fuck does this shit even mean?
>it's a "Kramer heats up his clothes in a pizza oven" episode.
whoops wrong board buddy. I think you belong in >>>/tv/
No no no, this can be a robot thread, you just need to autistic it up. Like say, maybe anyone reading this should put their clothes in the oven.
>>29453704
just microwaved my pantsu for 10 minutes
feels good man
sourdough
neede saucee pham
Salty, and milk, and coins.
>>29453480
>he
Are we looking at the same picture?
How do you scale up boys : - )
>>29453413
heres a blank boys, sorry for that
>>29453413
pretty much a normie hang yourself please
>>29453487
>60+
>accusing others of normalfaggotry
I found dis in my backyard, dubs decide what I do
Rape, torture, kill.
hot shower hot meal and return her to her family unharmed
picture with time stamp
forgot i was on r9k
Why do all girls want to be sexually dominated by black men?
>>29453403
Girls and traps.Guess which one that is.
>>29453459
That's a gril. She clearly has tits
bump
This is a good question!
>Tfw you are acoustic and havent any friend.
fucking what? you're acoustic?
>>29453561
It's a metaphor. Autists are acoustic where normies are electric.
>>29453368
>tfw bass
feels good