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Say things not yet claimed by the robot
Women aren't bad people
Aplitudal modulation
>>29456907
magnus carlsen will play sergey for the wcc this year
Went out among "people like me" today with similar interests.
They were the most awful group of idiotic autists I have ever met.
Now you know how you act.
Huh. Yeah I keep hearing about those 4chan groups pupping up everywhere.
>>29456854
Am curious. What were those interests?
Is he a robot anon??
Orig
He's had sex a bunch of times.
Although as the series has progressed, he's become more of a failed normie.
Mac is more of a robot
>>29456879
He has sex to get back at roasties though not for pleasure. Thats why he records them all. He also has stated several times that he doesnt feel anything and we know he wasnt popular in highschool
Transitioning into wageslavery is scary. Is it possible to build wealth and become financially secure without needing to work 40 hours a week?
>>29456808
yes but even under 40 hours makes you want death
Take it from someone whos about to quit his wageslave life for a few months
Indentured servitude.
Marriage in a rich country.
Cam whoring.
Join a gang.
Sell sexual organs.
Donate blood, sperm/eggs, plasma.
Kickstarter for an old 90s reboot.
Use your head you lazy fuck.
>normies even considering wasting 300 usd on some roastie
unfuckingbelievable
Can a robot be a potential Chad without him noticing?
>>29456805
does not holding the door open for girls make me a chad? because i never do
Yes.
Elliot Roger is the perfect example of someone born rich, with good looks and advantages who still ended up a permavirgin turbo beta.
Pretty much all are. Being a robot is a choice. Probably 95% of robots could become chads if they wanted to and made the effort.
post good music
Preferably music you find meaningful or relaxing to you
https://youtu.be/bCaw_26Z2BU
https://youtu.be/ECyfX1OR_nk
Sounds like something out of a noir movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB9SaTnh41M
who likes 80's Esq music
https://youtu.be/mqy98hcMV9w
im fucking dying from boredom robots, vacation in 3 days and vision of how im gonna spend it makes me want to kill myself
i tried to make my 20years old vegation more pleasurable but i exploited myself from everything; vidya, books, movies, workingout, guitar... from fucking everything that poor lonely man can do
i wanted go to the work and earn some money durning those two months, but got 0 anwsers for all of my applications
inb4 drugs would be great but im literally to stupid to get them from darknet and havo no connections to get them in person
I find that listening to music can keep me occupied. I could easily listen for a whole day. That's just me though.
>>29456800
>listening to music
man im simply tired of listening the same songs for twenty years, and find it hard to open for new artists and genres
Try being artistic
Here's some easy stuff to fool around with. And no I don't give a shit if you know how to draw or not, at this point it's less than secondary, right ?
>watercolors
>oil pastels
>alcohol markers
>plastilin (a kind of plastic-clay that never dries off so you can reuse it to no end !)
>generally just doodling
Anyone else have one? I've been with my imaginary gf for nearly 10 years, although her appearance has changed a bit.
Even though everything happens in my head I still feel emotions towards her and get a very warm feeling pretending to cuddle with her at night.
Before anyone asks, it isn't the same as a tulpa because she doesn't have agency. I am in complete control of her thoughts and actions.
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
tits
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits
What good is a girlfriend if she cant wash your dishes?
>>29456752
>imaginary gf
>tulpa
Interesting. The distinction...
I'm still not sure what a waifu is exactly either.
Sometimes I consider an NPC in a vidya to be my "virtual gf".
I'm lying in bed and I've been awake for 50 hours now, but I still cannot sleep despite my exhaustion. My mind is racing. Will someone please talk to me for a little bit? I promise not to take up much of your time. I just need to get some of this out.
>>29456734
How you feeling, bud?
>>29456745
Not good my friend.
In less than a month I need to visit my only friend. He used to be pretty fat, but he's lost quite a bit of weight. I'm happy for him. But unfortunately I went from thin to fat as hell due to some terrible eating habits during the worst depressive episode I've ever had.
I've been working on losing weight for the last month, but there's not enough time for me. I'm going to have to face him and his family as still chubby, embarrassing myself completely.
I know it is my fault completely. I just can't stop thinking about it, constantly, how badly I've messed up.
They won't say anything negative but I know they'll think it.
Sorry for the melodramatic nonsense. These worries will never leave my mind as I have no one to confide in.
Thank you for listening.
>>29456802
I understand where you're coming from brother. All I can offer is that you should maybe wear expensive or just professional clothes and act like you have a somewhat high paying job. But in all honesty People don't care as much about weight as you think they do. I think you view yourself as fatter than you are, and therefore see it as your most noticeable feature. They'll be glad to see you no matter how much you weigh. Don't worry about it brother.
It's all kicking off today boys
the doctor is at my house and she's talking to my dad now
I fitted locks on my door so I should be safe for now
I'll keep you all posted if the situation progresses
>>29456679
shoulve bought a handgun and some tendie supplies desu
livestream or it's not happening
>>29456679
Doctors still take house calls? Did she come to put you down, OP?
how many people here watch anime and partially only watch it because it's the one of the only interesting things they have left
I have a list of anime that is up to 214, as of right now. What I've seen, what I'm watching, and what I'm going to watch. Its all set up with a key to tell me what anime falls in which category, and if its a dub or not. I feel like the saddest person on earth right now, because it and vidya are the only things I really have left.
I'm tired of watching anime by myself maybe if I had to someone to watch anime with it would be fun.
i wish. i have nothing of interest left
Think about it.
>it's universally reviled by normalfags
>lyrical themes include fatalism, damnation, hatred, nihilism, loneliness, pain, isolation and misanthropy
>black metal fans are seen as weirdos and autists
>mainstream metal fans don't like it either
>the subculture promotes isolating yourself from society
>aesthetics involve darkness and isolated wilderness
>>29456634
metalheads actually get laid
![BlackMetalPosers+guaton+qliao+feo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3uTCan.jpg "BlackMetalPosers+guaton+qliao+feo[1]")
>>29456669
That's pretty fuckin' debatable if you ask me.
>is x robot music?
>is x a robot movie?
>is x robot literature?
FUCK OFF, NORMIE
BEING A ROBOT ISN'T A FUCKING FASHION STATEMENT
Wake up sleepyhead.
Good morning anon. Did you sleep well? It's been SO nice having you back from college over the break. Oh, these? I just came from the shower and I haven't gotten dressed yet. Don't be silly honey, it's nothing you haven't seen before.
Anyway like I was saying, I've really been enjoying having you back home. Mommy gets lonely sometimes without a man around the house. Actually, that's what I've come to talk to you about. I've decided...you're not going back to college. You're going to stay here with me.
What do you mean, what do I mean? I said you're staying home. Shhh, baby. I know. You thought you were going to go off and get a good job, meet a nice girl and settle down with a family like normal boys do. Well, none of that's going to happen now. You're going to stay here with Mommy forever and ever. I can't stand the thought of you with any of those young girls. They can't take care of you like I can. Mommy's going to take care of all your needs from now on. And you're going to take care of mine.
That's enough baby, no more arguing. Just lie back and relax. I hope you're well rested. You have a long day ahead of you.
that's hot as fuck desu
god I want a mommygf
please write more like this.
Where is my tendies REEEEEE
>mom texts me says shes at taco bell what do I want
>tell her I want a beefy crunch burrito
>she brings home a beefy fritos burrito
YOU HAD ONE SIMPLE JOB YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE
Might have been the fucking tards working at taco bell, 8/10 times they fuck something up, happened today to me also.
>>29456437
I'm not sure whether these threads or fembait threads are the worst. Honorable mentions to the /soc/ threads where nobody replies to eachother.
saged btw
>>29456437
>implying beefy Fritos burritos aren't way superior to beefy crunch
>implying you can beat the incredible low price of $1.00
What's your imaginary girlfriend like?
>>29456352
just like her
>tfw no debbie coe waifu
>>29456460
>debbie coe
who?
>>29456520
huzzactly
she's mine and mine only
