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Anyone else wish Japan accepted more immigrants? It's not fair that they get to have a homogeneous country with traditional values, I hope native Japanese realize the error of their ways soon.
>>29456256
As a foreign man it would benefit me so yes. I would get so many of their women pregnant and introduce them to new things like rap music and Islam.
oh hey rabbi
Pulling an all nighter? not sure of the time in tel aviv
>>29456256
Yes. We're all humans. We must fuck each other and become one
What are some ways to be more comfy? Are there any relatively cheap things that are incredibly luxurious or comfy?
>>29456237
>What are some ways to be more comfy?
Use a lot of comforters and get a nice mattress or chair and have no worries in life
I feel the blankets are the most important part
> Are there any relatively cheap things that are incredibly luxurious or comfy?
I do not think so
I literally just go onto overstock.com and look for blankets really cheap
I have a problem because I buy a new blanket like every month
>>29456237
In the winter time, wear long thermal pants under your regular pants. Absolute comfy.
You can't just get a fresh start in the place you lived for years. Literally every normie that doesn't even know me personally talk shit about/to me, laugh at me, etc, whenever they see me. I have a shy, not much talking, weakling reputatiotn, which let's even fuckin 14 year olds make fun of me, and if I try to hurt someone, they'll get revenge by bringing 20+ people to fight me (that's how things work here). I fuckin hate eveyone. I really really hate them. I never even done anything bad to them, but they hate me. Every fuckin time I go out, someone laughs at me. I'm not fat, not that ugly, clothed normally, walk normally, don't smell and don't even do anything weird, I just have a shitty reputation. I'd do a mass shooting if we were allowed to have guns.
And the thing is that I'm too poor to move out, so I can only tolerate/don't leave the house. I fuckin hate normies.
Kinda feels like I'm in pic related
A-Anyone?
Only I have a bad reputation in my area?
>>29458060
God damn it no. I have HS kids making fun of me and I hate it.
Who do you guys realistically think has the best chance of becoming president?
Pic completely unrelated
who do you think?
oregano
>>29456204
I have a feeling that Trump has a better chance. Even most people who hate him prefer him over hillary
I am somewhat a political expert and I know from a trusty source that it will be Jill Stein. She put Trump to split the republican vote, while Hillary gets indicted and Gary Johnson overdoses on dude weed.
>be me
>be in 9th grade
>have severe oneitis for a stacy in the 11th grade at the time
>sitting at lunch
>she comes over giggling
>"hey anon, you wanna date"
>my eyes light up
>say yes
>she gets a sad look on her face
>"wait...I'm so sorry it was a joke my friends made me do it I'm so sorry"
>try to pass it off as me kidding too
>obvious I wasn't kidding
>4 weeks later
>Stacy is getting ridiculed because there was a video out of her singing terribly in front of a mirror
>I defend her like a fag whiteknight
>she thanks me
>next day
>asks me if there is any way she can repay me and winks at me
>I'm suspicious if her friends made her do this
>she notices
>"no, no this isn't a joke, I'll go on a date with you. you're the only one who stood up for me yesterday"
>um ok
>have no car
>ask her to pick me up at 6
>outside of Chili's
>we go inside, I get a chicken fried steak, fucking delicious.
>talk about school and shit and her singing
>tell her the singing wasn't that bad
>we leave
>driving me home
>we stop at her place
>she asks if I want to come inside
>um ok
>go to her room, her parents aren't home
>ohshitimgonnalosemyvirginity.jpg
>she takes her shirt off
>black lace bra, she was prepared for this shit
>she pushes me onto the bed
>fuck yes
>she starts taking my belt off
>oh fuck yes
>she pulls my pants off, I have a bulge in my tighty whities
>oh fuck yes
>kool-aid man comes bursting through her wall
>tfw
kikkity kekkity kek
>>29456161
I was about to tell you to fuck off to normieville, but top fucking kek.
Of course, no real girl would ever be attracted to white knight beta cuckery.
No walking the dinosaur? Still topkek
I look almost exactly like Rickon except I'm 22. Will I ever get a gf?
nope. sory
you should probably try getting a boyfriend instead. there is no category of women for you.
>>29456181
I'm not into boys. I guess I'll just wait for VR gfs.
A girl winked at me when I was at the fruit store.
Is this happiness that I'm feeling after all those years of social isolation?
Ruin my mood robots
>>29456058
she was prolly winking @ someone behind u lmao
>>29456105
b-but I was in front of a wall...
>That girl wasn't Kona-chan
>ywn meet Konata irl and get a wink from her
>Also, she might have something in her eye
>Plus, if she really winked at you on a flirting way and you did nothing, you wasted an oportunity. Maybe the only one you'll ever have, in a long time.
There you go :3
looking for a friend that will stop me from killing myself
i shall be your friend
kill you are self fampai
I'll instead join you in doing it
Do you think you would be able to sexually satisfy a woman?
Remember that most of them are quite experienced and have high standards.
>>29456020
>snapchatcheaters tumblr went down
I NEVER SAVED THEM BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29456020
yeah i have a p. big dick, rapist tendencies and i'm tall and strong
depends on how you mean
id be good at everything but penetration
When did you realize anxiety and depression aren't real?
>>29456013
november 7th, 2013
Not yet unfortunately
Ghtngnt
everything begins and ends in the mind
master your mind, master your fateor just masturbate
>tfw no astute bf
>tfw no umaru bf
>>29455989
you are lucky i will never visit England, otherwise i would beat you up
>>29456324
cebruz or edgy bf?
Where can I find porn videos of girls giving horses blowjobs?
>>29455938
On the internet maybe
>>29455938
check your moms house lmao
try your mom's dvd collection
>tfw you will never a qt3.14 Asian gf
What gives, /r9k/? Plenty of them are ready and willing to be your submissive bride, you just have to talk to them. Why don't you have an Asian girlfriend yet?
What happened to hating women senpai?
>>29455927
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to spend the rest of my life with the waifu, but I've accepted that it won't happen and I'm not interested in taking drugs to delude myself into believing it. Asians are 2nd best desu
>>29455909
Stop conflating perfect 2D with disgusting 3D, normalfag.
>tfw no love-sick obsessive psychopath girl to kidnap you and trains you to be her perfect man and to love her and lock you in her house
why even live
>>29455861
>tfw no girl to strangle you with her hair
disregarding the text above
that girl is so beautiful
op thank you for introducing me 2 her !!!!!!!
so in love *-*
>>29456357
you haven't heard of jojo? what a sad existence you must've lived up until this point. now it's slightly less sad
I was a number away from winning $100k in a lottery. It literally would have changed my life. I was 23 at the time
>>29455836
Too sad
100k? The worlds richest people makes that much every 5 seconds
100k is nothing tbqh. Its fine amount of free money but in the long run there isnt really anything significant you can do with it.
