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Blackbots of /r9k/, why haven't you moved to Japan yet? Why settle for nasty black women when traditional Asian goddesses exist?
>>29451613
I will one day, I will never settle for a black woman tbqh
>>29451613
>>29451685
race traitors
Asians have neanderthal blood in them
>>29451613
because there are Asians here in America who can speak English
Wood you smash?
With a hammer, maybe
original
>>29451610
everyday, twice a day t b h
>>29451666
by a hammer i hope you mean my dick
This is not an /lgbt/ shitpost/shillpost, I have never been to that board and I never will go there. I would ask this question there but I know I'd just get bullshit hippie lovey dovey answers.
My questions:
1. Should I accept that I am bisexual, or fight it? I really like penises and testicles. Nothing else about the male form really, but those things arouse me greatly.
2. If I shouldn't, how do I fight it? If it helps, I've never masturbated to anything even remotely gay (i.e. traps)
3. If I should, how? I feel ashamed of my thoughts and feelings, like they're wrong even though I am not religious.
I really could use some advice, and I trust some of you will give some wisdom that could help me a lot.
Lmao anon it's really simple
I wish I had some dark insightful answer for you but it's honestly just try it.
Go out and suck some dick if you can and if you hate it just never do it again.
If you have feelings repressing them won't make them dissapear forever.
I mean you may do it once and figure out you hate it.
>>29451561
I don't think you should feel ashamed about it. It is what is it, if that's what arouses you, I don't think you should flagellate yourself for it.
If you want to masturbate to traps, then go for it. However, I wouldn't 'embrace' it too intensely, as traps as people are usually awful relationship material.
>>29451650
The issue is that going out and sucking some dick sounds awful, just like going out and fucking some girl sounds awful. If I were to go gay, I would want a long term, committed relationship.
If I were to do it once and realize I hated it, I'd have to wake up every day knowing I am "that guy who's sucked a dick." If I had a wife in the future, she'd have to kiss a guy who has sucked cocks. Nothing wrong with it morally, but to me it doesn't seem like it fits in the plan.
Everyone's got a fetish that's incredibly autistic that they don't talk about. What's yours?
Puppyplay/petplay.
I've always wanted to try it, but I'm too shy to even go seek out anybody (assuming anyone in the place I live is into it in the first place) to try it with. I want to be put in the gear (tail and hood) as well as have my cock in chastity, but what most excites me about it is being talked down to (i.e. being called 'pup') and being 'exposed' in front of other people like a real pet.
I get so horny just imagining some man petting my head and saying: Good boy."
I like pagan rape rituals
>>29451908
That's...oddly specific, Anon.
Loving and gentle armpit-incest.
Who /asymmetric face/ here?
Just fuck my entire life desunee
Fractured my cheekbone on a desk in primary school. Since then one of my cheeks has been pretty sunk in.
Nothing major but it's a bit of a confidence killer if I happen to notice it in a mirror.
>>29451510
>Used to wear my hair like an emo faggot over the side of my face like a faggot
>Now left eye barely opens and vision is uneven
>>29451510
Me. I've been told I look retarded/autistic/serial killerish too
>tfw you are not human
>tfw you are a wolf in human clothing
>tfw you are basically a cloud
I don't know how to explain it
>tfw you are really a microbe
>tfw you're not human
>tfw you're just a failure
What a time to want to die.
>Friend got me these for my birthday
What do I wear with these? Would grey cargos and a black shirt go with these?
>>29451302
>cargos
No.
Wear gym shorts with your underwear hanging out and a black wife beater to complete the look. Accessorize with handcuffs.
>>29451390
And a stolen gold crucifix
Why aren't Jordans consider autism shoes?
They're ugly and tacky shit.
Is it weird that I get jealous of trans people and it makes me feel depressed? I wish that I could be beautiful. I was just in a transgender chat room and it actually made me feel sad, because there were so many beautiful people in there, and a couple of them even had partners and they were playing around with each other on the camera and it made me so sad. They were talking about how much they hate cis male chasers and I felt like I was nothing more than a foreign object in their chat room, so I left and felt extremely sad. I didn't really say that much and they didn't really say that much to me, nothing noteworthy. I've just been feeling extremely sad about it ever since.
Every time I see people happy, people talking about their dates, it makes me feel how alone I am, how unworthy of having love in my life that I am simply because people don't find me attractive like they find other people attractive. I think about all the people who have experienced love and who don't have to worry about feeling lonely, how much they don't realize what a luxury it is to have anyone in their life at all. all those people who for them it's just normal to have some sort of friends, lovers, sex, not be alone. It just makes me feel so sad.
My life has been one of complete tragedy. I did horrible in school, I remember how they would fuck my mind with chemicals because I wasn't fitting in or socializing or feeling happy or paying attention, then I quit the chemicals years and years ago, but I still can't be happy, I still feel horrible over school and I have been alone in my apartment for about a year and a half now. I am just sitting slumped over in my chair listening to classical music, typing very fast because I have so much experience typing. It's taken me no time at all to type this.
I feel so dead inside, I feel so terrible, I feel like there's nothing for me to do and nothing within my grasp that could make me feel happy.
I know how you feel.
Only probably slower at typing.
anyone else have anything to say to this? I would appreciate some replies.
I feel this. I think trans people are brave as hell, and I wish I had the courage or determination to go through with something like that.
What's a good career that doesn't drug test and can provide a comfy life?
LOCALLY operated warehouse job
>>29451278
You aren't ready for any career if your life revolves around a drug.
>>29451278
My boss at the butcher shop lets us drink beer and smoke weed after 6 since we close at 7
He payed people a starting wage of 10 but the people doing the real higher level stuff were making like 15 and he took anyone
Real great gig, sucked working some 10 hour days though
Lets get a good old fashioned women hate thread going. Post pics, videos, or stories. I'll get us started:
>5/10 girl from highschool goes to my uni
>She told her friends I looked like the type who would shoot up a school
>Now in uni I started lifting and also got a normie haircut
>She asks me in the parking lot if I want to hangout
>Tell her thanks but I wouldn't want her to be seen with a school shooter
>Look of disbelief on her face as I was probably the first man in her life to tell her no
Nice story, doubt it's real tho...
>>29451240
haha yeah bro chicks are dumb #MGTOW #notyourshield
>>29451240
man this one time this girl told me she was a feminists and I told her to GTFO because she was PWNED haha she probably went back to tumblr
I am trans and I am depressed.
What can I do to feel more like a girl?
>>29451211
post pics cutie, I'l compliment them!
Put a bullet in your head. Then you'll have 3 holes.
>>29451211
Be my little spoon
Can we have a practical suicide thread? Particularly focusing on how to make sure you actually die when planning to kill yourself.
I'm dead set on killing myself, the only thing holding me back is I still live at home with my parents and my brother. My brother will be moving out in July so from then on I'll have several hours during the day to make my exit from this reality.
The plan: Decided to go with the hanging route and have already bought a sturdy rope to do the job. My plan is to fast the day before and then wake up and drive around in the hot car with the windows up to dehydrate myself. I figure I'll be going delirious and it will make the hanging process go more pleasantly.
Any thoughts on best and most practical suicide methods robots?
Do something badass like drive off a cliff or not opening a parachute during skydiving. Make your last moments insane. If you decide not to be cool, at least be sure to write a note so everyone knows why you do it and so they can sue whoever made you kill yourself. Write about how the world wronged you and name specific people. Just like put in in your pocket when you die and they'll find it.
>>29451156
it's not hard to kill yourself faggot
>Buy generic pistol. Point to temple. Die
>Walk to roof of tall building. Walk off. Die
>Walk to highway. Lay in traffic. Die
It's not rocket science.
>>29451251
>Walk to roof of tall building. Walk off. Die
>Walk to highway. Lay in traffic. Die
There's no guarantee you'd die from this. People are remarkably resilient at staying alive and if you fail using these methods you'll have to face the worse consequences
Hello fellow robots
I am 23 yrs old and still a virgin. The biggest problem in my life is not the virginity but rather my own mental health. For as long as I've lived, I've always felt either chronically bored all the time, bitter and angry about things and overly sensitive. I tested out as an INFP. I have social anxiety and I really don't like having to interact with people in general. I find myself to be a complete loner and constantly worried about what everyone thinks. For a period of time, I self medicated with weed and it would amplify my fear of death. Although I suck with people and generally dislike them, I do love animals. I love dogs and cats and I have lots of sympathy for them. Anyone else here struggle with mental issues?
>>29451154
I was like you (social anxiety, bored or butthurt) and have the same MB test score.
I have advice, but it might not be beneficial to you. What do you want out of life? Think about this before you respond. What kind of person do you want to see yourself as? Do you just want to live alone, ridden of your anxieties or do you want to be a socialite that fucks bitches? Do you have any hobbies or personal aspirations?
Don't bullshit in any way. If you have taboo desires talk about them. If you want to be something your not say that too.
Well to be honest, I was privileged quite a bit growing up. I always had my way with food and shelter and stupid materialistic things. So money is not really what I want the most out of life. I still want to make decent so I can be functionally independent and not poor as shit. I guess I just want to work on being as self improved as I can get. I want to get healthy, get in shape and work on depression, social anxiety anger issues etc. I don't think Id do well in a relationship. Tried that once but I didn't enjoy it and she was taking all of the directions. I'm passive af in general. I would like to sleep with women though. Hobbies for me are writing music and playing piano and stuff. My social anxiety has prevented me from enjoying performanc though. Thought about writing synthwave music or doing music tech or maybe teaching. I'm not good at many things but I am trained in some music stuff.
>>29451644
First off, watch this: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7a5TIzOmeQ
tl;dw: Run your life to be performance oriented.
I spent a lot of time reading about existential philosophy, and while it was eye-opening there's only one tried and true method of getting good at a skill and avoiding the angst of our existence: practicing said skill daily for decent stretches of time. Learning to love a schedule of daily practice is the most rewarding thing a person can have. This is where you should start.
Since you want to bang women, I suggest you learn how become a dominant human being: that means saying what's on your mind, that means being the leader even when you don't want to lead. When you're passing people on the street say hi to them. If you're waiting with strangers, that means trying to start a conversation, even if doesn't go anywhere. When you're by a girl you want to fuck, try flirting. You will flop, get embarrassed, and feel like shit for awhile, but when you get over the hump your routine will reward you for talking to strangers and getting numbers. This is the mindset you need for women and when you can feel it in your bones... you will want to apply it to the rest of your life, with the piano and whatnot.
You should start with people first. Being good at flirting with people will boost your self-confidence in ways regular talents cannot.
>woke up to gunshots outside apartment again
>>29451127
You are just waking up?
>calling the cops because a drunk black dude was sleeping behind my car and he wouldn't wake up
he sure woke up quick when they showed up though
>>29451127
>the gunshots weren't someone trying to end your life
Ask someone who's lived in Japan for 6 months and fucked 30+ qt's anything.
They Jap tits?
Did you live in Japan for 6 months?
>>29451131
Yep some OC, don't fall for the small tits meme
