Talking to girls is easy. It's like talking to guys only they're smaller and have higher pitched voices.
I believe in you.
>>29448480
Except women are apathetic bitches if they don't want your dick.
Men at least try to be cool.
>>29448480
They say weird shit to me.
I'll stick with 2d and crying.
I remember the first time I worked up the courage to tell a girl I thought she was pretty.
She blushed mad hard and looked super cute doing it.
Turns out she was a lesbian.
Oh well. Talking to women mad easy now.
What words or phrases hurt your feelings like nothing else robots? for me it's being called an asshole or dick or something similar. That literally destroys me when a normies says that to me because i literally do everything to make sure everyone around me is happy and avoid conflicts because i dont like hurting peoples feelings. The last time someone called me an asshole alone tears started rolling down my face and when she saw she started stuttering and saying she was sorry and didnt mean it but i never talked to her again after that
>literally do everything to make sure everyone around me is happy and avoid conflicts because i dont like hurting peoples feelings
Sounds like me. Anyways it's "nigger", online I don't care but irl it's different
>>29448463
Do people actually do this? I would never call a black person a nigger even if they were acting like one, even when its applicable its just not acceptable
>>29448428
whenever someone says 'man up' or anything similar it triggers me hard. im skelly and basically have mini tits which is opposite of what 'a man' is.
Can we get a prostitute thread? Just had my first experience with one last night and it was fucking terrible.
>2 a.m, horny as fuck, decide to browse backpage like I sometimes do
>Finally decide to not be a bitch and pull the trigger
>Call up an escort agency, they describe the girls they have available
>Decide to go with "Mya". A 23 year old blonde hair slender girl with a C-cup
>Hang up and wait for herComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>She continues sobbing while I attempt to comfort her
>Goes into her purse and pulls out her meth and her pipe
>Tell her that she's not smoking that shit in my house
>She starts heating up the pipe anyway
>Have to physically take the pipe from her so she doesn't smoke meth inside my house
>She gets irate
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No one else fucks hookers here?
>>29448495
I thought about it, but man I think you convinced me otherwise.
>MOM! AIDAN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN!
Everyone has a thing, what's yours?
Getting dubs
Original
sound effects
here's a frog
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29448369
I tell mine:
>"Mom, your other son's being gay."
Which is funny because my brother is nearly a chad by all standards.
Does /r9k/ vape often?
i have a tabletop vaporizer that i use for marijuana
I have an ecig I use semi regularly. I need to get some hash oil to use in it, I have a conversion kit.
Back in 2011 I got a cheap e cig at 7-11 because it's healthier than smoking. Everyone at work I smoked with laughed at me. Eventually I just stopped smoking because I stopped working in food service and no one I hung out with smoked.
>You spent the entire day online.
I also cleaned some of my room, there aren't literal piles of dirt under my desk anymore.
>>29448248
Maybe you should try doing something else
At least I'll go wander around at night.
who $20/hr here
>>29448117
Yeah, more, but as a contractor that doesn't work a lot. So really, no. Actually pretty poor. I pretty much have the NEET life but I have to go slave away WORKING (huuughhh) a few times a week. Why do I even bother.
Here
21+OT+ mileage
Feels good man
tfw $11 hour while my boss makes $45 hour and the owner makes a statistical 1000+ hour
>tfw gf
You should try it, /r9k/. Getting girls isn't hard if you try to stop being autistic for just two seconds.
>>29448113
i'm a diagnosed sperg and I managed to get a gf t b h kek
I think she has a sperg fetish tho. So just look for grils with sperg fetishes.
I got 9/10 matches on Tinder but I just can't start a decent conversation.
I resorted to using Tinder cause I have no social skill, I honestly don't know why my friends still go out with me.
Even though I hate myself most of the time, I know I'm not that ugly, I could easily get those girls if I wasn't this stupid.
Today I felt good all day cause of some new great matches but then tonight I tried to write them and it all ended up in a reply to my message and that's it.
I guess it's not that easy.
>>29448272
You don't even need social skills, if you can make them laugh then that's all it takes
>tfw youre not attractive enough
>tfw youre not interesting enough
>tfw youre not cool enough
>tfw youre not funny enough
>tfw youre not nice enough
>tfw youre not ambitious enough
>tfw youre not hard working enough
>tfw youre not smart enough
>tfw youre not normal enough
>tfw...
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>>29448062
Learn to write software. We need your help staving off the feminist invasion.
>>29448849
Is that picture supposed to be cuck related? The guy in the picture isn't her boyfriend according to the text
There's another kind of self improvement, where you don't try to get competitive, but change your values. "Adaptation" is perhaps a better word for it, or acceptance.
Essentially, become a SJW. The essence of SJWhood is humaneness, which means believing that people should be entitled to happiness no matter what they were born like. I did that and I'm doing okay these days. Used to be suicidal. I'm still as much of a loser as ever, but I have friends and a relationship now, and I feel pretty okay about myself. Don't want to die anymore.
>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!346
I desperately want to hang myself.
>>29447918
Why not just have Burger King before you off yourself?
Try it my friend, you wont be disappointed.
Nice. Now head down to Wendy's and ask for a large #3 combo and we'll see if you still think BK is the best.
Did you ever cum into someones food or drink, or onto someones clothes or other things? Who did they belong to?
I joked about this on Omegle once saying how I asked out a Starbucks barista by jerking off in my coffee and telling her I creamed it.
Turns out one of the people I was talking to was actually a barista and had something similar happen to her. She was really upset. Felt kinda bad man. :P
If you have a fucked up idea always remember some retard degenerate has actually done it.
Iv spat a boys cum back into his mouth after head once.
>>29447955
thats very gay anon
i hope you felt gay for it
Reminder that there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with any random woman wanting, no, DESERVING a tall, muscular, handsome, confident boyfriend, while having a beta guy friend to buy her stuff and get nothing in return.
>>29447851
Yeah she used to tell me that. I couldn't even be the "emotional boyfriend", she already had one and didn't want to confuse things. I was the "financial boyfriend" and then I became broke. Good times. Women have it hard these days, they need feminism more than ever.
>>29447851
>lol soo treu why can't my many orbiters just accept that they'll be virgins forever??
nu males disgust me
What are you listening to?
>Music is the drug.
>Time to get groovy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5B4JfnGPh4
https://youtu.be/XZdI0qU7WOo
this song is how I feel most of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyabywtCYo
>>29447906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDH2D0g2Aa8
So robots, I've been making this map, and ideas for new flags and shit?
BTW the purplish country under the Robot Reepublic is s4s, I need a s4s flag.
>>29447722
sweden should be /lgbt/
The /mu/ empire
With a flag of MPP in the background with the drum (potato) from ITAOTS in the centre
>>29447806
Also, give them northeast North America
I have a gut feeling that the entire vault of OC relating to Elliot hasn't been completely exhausted yet.
I think the later half of this month might have something even better than the rare Elliots. Not making any promises
I can't be the only one who hates this faggot.
Why do people like him so much? He had a good life handed to him on a plate and fucked it up. If he had got a girlfriend he would have just rubbed it in the faces of everyone.
He was a retard who would have been better off shooting himself and not some random people.
>>29447754
>would have been better off shooting himself and not some random people.
fuck off reddit
>>29448090
so you're mad that this guy has something to say that you disagree with, and instead of making some kind of counterpoint to it, you bring up reddit out of the blue for no real reason
sounds like something a redditor would do