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Hi everyone, my friends did a really awfull prank to me. And i wonder if you could possibly help me with this a thing.
Feel free to add these guys on snap and scare the shit out of them :)
-bushenn
-williamstahl
>>25270872
personal army reporting in commander!
>younger brother is going to get married at 23 years old
>twenty three fucking years old
>to a girl that he's broken up with several separate times
>that the entire family dislikes
He's doing so well otherwise. It's like he's paying to have his life ruined in a few years. Just kind of shaking my fucking head. Makes me feel better about being the failure brother; at least I won't have a bitchy ex-wife and alimony payments in my lifespan. What a goddamn mess.
And no, she's not very good looking. Or interesting.
Anyone else seen similar situations with their siblings?
>>25270864
If you love your brother, you'll help him set up a trust fund account full of money his wife can't get once the divorce inevitably happens.
I got married younger. In your case though the girl sounds like trouble. If it's what he wants though...
>>25270898
This. Seriously.
I'm curious about what you guys listen to. Post what you're currently listening to.https://youtu.be/0QLmIL7ffcQ
weeb 4 lyfe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7OCzDNeENg
>>25270868
I.... idk what I expected...
tfw you post jpgs randomly without looking at them but they are always spookily relevant to your post. pic related?
also, in this thread post text and then choose a random image. They will be related, it's magic. If you don't do this you're gay and forgot what it means to happy..
>>25271069
(obviosly, pic was related. Try it motherfucking frogs. i dare you. fuck you all running.)
>Today's my birthday.
>Just want some cake and to be left alone
>Mom calls my normie Chad brother to pick up some cake and have dinner with us
>Gonna have to be tormented with pointed questions about my awful life all night
Hoping for an aneurysm. How's your day going?
How does it feel to have your birthday on Christmas? Does it suck? Is it cool? Do you feel like Jesus? Or more like the Amir-Christ? Please response! :) bye!
>>25270770
pull chad bro aside
don't lie ,tell him you wanna hit the gym and you'd really appreciate it if he helped , then ease into the rest
>>25270770
Throw the cake in his face, set the table on fire, grab your phone (or money to get one) and run. Update us from the phone later. We'll help you from there
What do you think about long hair on men?
My hair is now slightly shorter than pic related but I've been thinking about growing it out. I have really thick nice hair, it's probably the only good thing about my appearence.
Long hair is really hot.
But greasy, frizzing, untamed thinning man ponytail is not.
Be careful going forward, OP
what this guy said>>25270819
and please, for the love of god make sure it's never greasy, long greasy hair is absolutely disgusting
>>25270819
>>25271144
i have sorta long hair, when its not greasy its hard to control
when its greasy hair sticks in locks, but when cleaned each and every hair has its own will ..
who /6'+/ here?
6'2 lanklet master race reporting
>>25270769
6'1" lanklet, reporting.
>>25270727
Only 6'0 and in Europe. That's like 5'7 in USA.
Guys, i want to date a cancer girl.
How do I do it? Yes, I want her to die and I want to get sad when she does.
I suggest posting an ad on craigslist titled "seeking grill with uncontrollably replicating cells for your death / my sadness" and viola!
>>25270863
this wouldnt work you fucking faggot
give me legit answer
Your parents decide to set you up with an arranged marriage. There is a general guarantee that she will be a 6/10 to you. You have no choice on race but it works out to still be a 6/10 either way (if you don't like mexican girls, she'd be like a 8/10 to most other people) You don't know the personality at all but there will at least be a solid attempt at getting to know you. Obviously if you're a piece of shit, it's not going to work out.
Y/N
(pic unrelated)
>>25270705
>You have no choice on race but it works out to still be a 6/10 either way (if you don't like mexican girls, she'd be like a 8/10 to most other people)
But anon, if she isn't white or kawaii Japanese then she is 0/10.
My marriage was arranged, probably the best chance for most robots.
>if you're a piece of shit, it's not going to work out.
then 100% yes
if I don't like her i'll just act like a shit
(unless you mean she will divorce and steal my cash)
How does.one become a NEET. id like.to hear about the NEET like R9k
>>25270699
>Dat gif
Masterwork tapestry, Urist.
basically you become disinterested/ depressed in life (in my case to extremely poor parenting) before you finish high school thus no motivation to thrust yourself into the world and then you just do nothing.
>>25270860
I finished high school abwhile ago, what do anon
What does it mean that I literally can't make myself appear emotionally genuine? I need help pham
>stone faced at all times by default
>can't console people emotionally without seeming condescending and callous
>i have to force myself to make facial expressions and inflect my voice in a way that lets other people accept me
>literally scared of intimacy because I can't interact with people on this level
>I have a full range of emotions myself and I get how others feel. The issue is only in how I cannot express it naturally
>make myself feel ... genuine
There's your problem.
>choose 1 of your physical traits you would like to remove
>choose 1 of your psychological traits you would like to remove
>big nose
>social anxiety
>>25270624
I'd like to remove 90% of my penis volume so it'd be ~1" hard and thin as an AA battery
>little white bumps on bottom dick shaft (not std)
>mood swings
Who /ChristmasLeftOvers/ here?
Pic related, my wifes daughter made Whoopie pies and 7 Layer coconut bars for chritmas yesterday and we had A TON left over!
>Wifes daughter
> my Wife's daughter
yeah man wht a good meme dude
really funny guy
hilarious
who here /hobo/
>turned 18
>sat around neeting for 8 months
>bought a greyhound ticket, a pot, a pan, a george forman grill, brought my laptop and 7 days worth of clothes
>just sort of drift aimlessly and do odd jobs, browse /r9k/ and listen to music when I can get internet
>actually having a good time, been on the road for 2 months now and even made my first friends (i never had friends as a child)
what are my hobo robots up to today? I'm hanging out in georgia listening to some old black guys have a jam session.
Its christmas my nigga enjoy yourself life is good
>hobo
>2 months
Sure
How far have you gotten. How much money do you have what do you eat et
>Amerihamburgers
>>25270581
>not actually available in the United States
>>25270581
If I get dubs I'll go eat one.
>>25270901
Good. Fuck fatsos.
