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>I spent Christmas with my demented grandma
>she shit herself twice.
>My only present was a $50 JC Penny gift card.
>I gave $200 to my roommate so he could buy his girlfriend a $150 ring and his family gifts because he had no money and he probably will never pay me back.
>I drank like 30 beers.
>Family will be here soon and ask why i've been avoiding them
Fuck this gay earth.
>lost the majority of friends this year cuz this girl I liked said I raped her
>mfw "Let's have sex after this episode of scrubs." isn't consent
>no one believes me cuz modern feminism says it's wrong to doubt her.
>she only said that so she could go back to her boyfriend guilt free.
I didn't find out the reason they stopped talking to me for almost a full year after this "rape."
I asked my best friend I the group if he actually believed her and that I didn't actually rape her.
"Idk man, you were both probably too drunk to remember anyway"
WTF WE WEREN'T EVEN DRINKING AND COMPLETELY SOBER.
>Gave $200 to your roommate.
I know you're trying to be a good guy but you shouldn't have done that. If he can't even afford the $150 ring for his gf how the fuck can he afford to keep being with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWjn9Mfbzzo
official mike thread
itt we discuss mike
>>25269045
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWjn9Mfbzzo
bump for quality video
you may be a small dick manlet virgin, but at least you're not an indian
is there anything worse than an indian?
At least they can shit on the street.
>>25269049
actually, thinking about it, that would be the ultimate revenge on normie chads and stacies
they wouldn't be able to leave their house without having to continuously dodge human shit
its brilliant
>>25269033
They can walk around and forcibly fuck, with impunity, nearly any woman they see walking by herself.
The rapist Indians are getting boatloads more pussy than the KVs infesting my board.
do you think that maybe you have social anxiety BECAUSE you're hiding inside staring at the internet for 16 hours a day? Maybe it's the cause and not the effect.
>>25269025
No I have social anxiety because i can't stand being around people and i stare at a computer for 16 hours a day because i fucked my life up.
>tfw extremely quiet even in social situations
>>25268893
>even
u wot m800
>>25268893
That's called being a social retard. Kill yourself.
>got a gf for xmas
>she thinks im weird and quiet
>she told her mom I was weird when she asked what I was like
>she tells me she really likes me and has a huge crush on me
I dont get it. I thought a shy loser like me couldnt get a gf. She even says herself im really shy and weird
My life has been a lie. I am not a human. I am dog.
haha remember the doge meme
are you trans or otherkin or something
i like this things
Hey guys, got any dank meme paypays for me? xD
https://www facebook com/mickeydmemes/videos/1528933274065815/
heres 1 rare poochy feeldog and pepe picture ;]
>"Hey. You're the guy I met on /r9k/ right? Ready for our blind date?"
what do
>>25264023
>"No you must be mistaken."
:^)
You tell me who this cutie is and you let me have her.
>>25264023
Wearing her backpack kangaroo style, like some type of retard.
I'd laugh, buy myself a drink and go home.
TFW RPGs know me
Clear your fucking downloads dude
also fuck you girls are hell
>>25268871
I am here to inform you that lad wew
Why do women base an entire person's worth for a potential relationship through text messages on the internet or through sms texting?
It's fucking stupid, personality, character etc etc is hard to convey through text based messages, so why not give that guy a chance beyond that? I've fucked up so many chances with women because they get initially turned off by the way I "type"
Don't type like a faggot.
>>25268844
This.
How does one learn to type like someone interesting and sociable?
I'm sure like me a lot of people on r9k come off as overly formal and uninterested to normies. I just can't use emojis without feeling cringy and i feel like my conversations die because they "dont go anywhere". Surprisingly I've had a lot of improvement in my convos just using senpai and desu and lmao a fuckton.
>>25268900
Forgot about the text filter but you get what I mean
Who /thirdeeyeopen/
I'm leaving for the 4th Dimension on my Merkaba.
sometimes when i focus really hard on it i can open my third eye and feel it between my eyebrows
feels like i'm on a drug would recommend but it's hard to do
>>25268805
Wish I knew how it's done
>>25269017
you have the internet you stupid fuck
>tfw no comfortable with pooping gf
>>25268710
How's winter break going?
Would you have sex with a robot if it looked and acted exactly like a real human, but was programmed to want you?
You're describing the dream OP.
>>25268703
Who is making these stupid threads ? I want it to end
>>25268734
I just watched AI last night. It got me thinking about a not-to-distant future filled with sex robots.
>10 page essay due on the 4th
>haven't started yet
>>25268651
That's nothing, you could finish that shit in one night. Hurry up and start if you have trouble writing.
>>25268666
It's not an essay that you can just bullshit, I have to do actual research for this shit.
>>25268697
Quit being a pussy you have like 8 days
That shit is fucking nothing
Literally /r9k/: the rapper.
>successful
nope
>>25268519
Current /r9k/ = post TES eminem
Post-deletion pre-current /r9k/ = SSLP +MMLP eminem
Pre-deletion /r9k/ = Infinite eminem
Bladee is /r9k/ the rapper
