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>want to start faces of /r9k/ thread
>ego too tender to start it off
Use a fake picture, you ninny.
I know someone that lurks here. I can't risk them seeing me post a picture of myself.
Go to /soc/ you fucking faggot retards
Is it normal to want to compare dick sizes with your dad? Like wanting to know if you measure up to him or, to those that hate their dad, if they are better than them.
I have never done it, but sometimes I wonder if I am the same dick size as my dad or if I am bigger than him.
>he hasn't seen his dad's dick!
>>25268463
My parents got divorced when I was young so I guess I never got the chance
I wonder if this is a regular thing sons think about at one point in their lives or not.
I mean think about it, you are the son of your father, more than likely you want to meet his standard or surpass him right?
>be me
>invited to a big new years eve house party
>most of my friends are going
>I'm stuck in another city and can't go
So this is what being a robot feels like
>>25268428
gr8 b8 nate it got no hate cuz its shate
Does Mitt Romney have the perfect family?
>tfw you will never be the patriarch of a family and have 20 grandkids
Didn't know his son ploughed Michelle Obama
>>25268421
>that one nigger
What happened?
Walk into backyard, see this. Wat do?
You are on my property, I have the right to stand my ground and a loaded shotgun inside. If you aren't gone by the time I come back out wielding it, I'm going to take your life.
throw garbage on her because she's clearly trash
>>25268443
>goes inside
What are you gonna do about it?
Chad = Chad
Brad = Trashy Chad
Chet = Uptight Chad
Rhet = Hipster Chad
Chuck = White Knight
Eugene = Creepy Bot
Clark = Everyman beta
Kevin = Sociopath
>Clark
>Superman's name
>Beta
Nope
What are some other beta names?
I know Jonathan is one
>>25268457
Garret. Yeah I knew a jonathon. He would screech STOP TALKING TO ME whenever someone talked to him. He ate poop
Just stand up to your bullies bro
>trying to fight a nigger fair
learned his lesson, niggers get bonuses to melee and have a swarm ability when they get low on health
only ever fight niggers with a gun, or with the collective weight of white society ten years later when you actually get a college degree and that nigger is in prison for stealing a bag of chips
>>25263438
>using kicks
just run straight at them
literally works for any fight without weapons and if you aren't like 50-60 lbs lighter
>>25263438
that black dude is fit as fuck what was that little idiot boy thinking
Would I look cool in this jacket
Being that you are grotesquely overweight, I would say no, you'd look awful.
On the other hand, if you are skinny, then you also will look awful because of your ugly face.
If you want to pull off a leather jacket, you either have to be a large, bearded, tough looking man, or a Chad.
>>25268325
If you are Ryan Gosling, yes. Otherwise no.
>>25268354
hes right
you have to have some kind of muscle mass to pull off a leather jacket. even builtfat would suffice
they just look like shit on small and average frames
I'm gonna fuck an outcall escort for the first time. What do I need to know?
U gonna get aids
>>25268295
it's not okay to fuck without a condom.
none of the remarks they make matter.
do not kiss them.
relax and have a good time either way our performance will not matter.
Should have done incall, she's gonna steal something or do a runner when she gets the money
>tall
>slim
>of an enviable height
>been known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and a certain light
I still feel like shooting up a local bar or something. Some place full of the fucking normies all around me.
>>25268280
>chad thinks he is one of us because he hasn't had sex in 3 days.
Top kek
>>25268376
Try 3 years...
And thats only if you count a handjob as sex...
Yeah I know how you feel. Constant pressure to be a fake person, fucking annoying as shit
>"hahaha anon your dick is so tiny and cute!! No wonder you are so shy and insecure all these years!!"
>>25268263
>"hahaha anon your thread is so shit and shit!! No wonder you are so shit and shit all these years!!"
>>25268287
Im going to kill myself tomorrow tbqh
>>25268263
Why would I show my manliness to three women, let alone clothered ones?
Weekend Drugs General
What are you taking? What is on your mind?
>>25268251
I'm high on life bro.
>>25268251
Should I mix vicodin with my ambien?
Where do you get your drugs from? Deep web?
>notice steam friends I regularly talk to arent coming online anymore
>check their profile on web where I'm not logged in
>they're online
>they blocked me
>I'm finally friendless
I don't know what I'm supposed to feel right now guys
Are you that kind of asshole who tries to chat with people currently playing?
You were probably annoying, an asshole, uninteresting, or a whiny bitch.
OR all of the above.
>>25268237
This.
God damnit this
Bank of America or Growth Financial
>>25268019
BoA senpai
CIBC
>This is what Iranian girls do on the internet
Why are Iranian women so degenerate?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf4li61qo3VNcMdm6EmSD3w/videos
>>25263325
>and then giving them more views
retarded
>>25263325
Hungrylips is that? Anyone got the nudes of her?
Mad because you'll never get to fuck your beautiful Iranian cousins?
IKTF bro
