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Disappointed I haven't seen the robot trying to OD on benzos and alcohol last night, return. Hope your alright dude.
And to anyone else considering suicide: are you really out of options? Try checking yourself into the hospital for suicidal ideation. I did several years ago and since have been seeing therapists and have come a long way. It no longer hurts to exist, I spend most weekends with friends, and things continue to improve. Please consider giving this another go with some help, you can't do this alone, you weren't meant to do this alone.
>>27185890
I want to kill myself I tried hanging myself with belt but it didn't work as you can tell because I'm typing this gonna try hanging it on the bar in my small ass closet
>>27186034
Why not seek help? Change things in your life?
>>27185890
He had to post that image with a girl's butt somewhere, didn't he?
I have 20 mg klonopin and a decent amount of alcohol will that kill me
pleas ee r spo n nd
>>27185709
idk probably not but I wouldn't try if I was you
>>27185709
how much alcohol we talking?
>if you love me right we love for life
>ii you FUCK me right we FUCK for life
I have noticed most female "love" songs are basically MUH PUSSY SO WET FOR THIS CHAD DICK in song form it really irritates me how vapid and shallow this music is.
>Hes so hot and handsome as hell
>Hes so BAD and DOES IT SO WELL
Fucking animalistic apes thats what women are I swear even rap music has more depth than this garbage.
You need to stop going after 8-9/10 Stacy's and start going for 6-7/10 Beth's.
>>27185742
This
Stacy's gonna Stacy, but you can find a decent girl who'll treat you right if you look hard enough
>>27185742
All women are the same anon just animalistic apes, if you arent Chad you have to work to bring out that wild side in them.
Hey /r9k/. Yesterday I went out and made a cool new YouTube video. Could you watch it and call me fucking gay? Thanks.
https://youtu.be/Dj5T4I3_q-U
>>27185403
You're an epigone of Sam Hyde? That is rough
>>27185462
smam is a cool guy desu
>>27185403
epic shrek memes in the beginning there bro
>>27185462
my thoughts exactly
Okay, niggers. You win. I give up on women. Now where do I find my own fuckboy?
>Kawaii in the streets
>Futa in the sheets
>>27185376
sauce please, ive seen them around, but never actually knew
>>27185707
They're Warmfreshpaint. They're videos are shit and I don't get the appeal of feminine penis and shit
>>27185376
pls don't tell me they both have dicks
>It's an "Anon goes to the mall" episode
>anon, don't shoot me
>it's a 'some of you guys are cool' episode
There are a lot of people at that mall. Where do you live?
"Oh hey, Anon, haven't seen you in awhile. How have you been?"
>>27184995
you're mistaking me for someone else
>ignore and keep walking
We can catch up another time. I am busy right now. Add me on facebook. Bye.
Hi friend.
Did I mention that this has never been said before on the board of /r9k/?
Even if you do mange to get a gf how do you live with the constant fear that a guy like one of these doesn't come out of nowhere and sweep her off her feet leaving you in the past?
By getting the most bottom of the barrel girl that I can possibly force myself to be attracted to. I am aiming for a 3/10 at the moment.
>>27184906
There'll still be a guy that'll take her
>>27184884
cheerleader effect in action. only one of those guys is actually attractive. the other three are uggos dressed and styled as Chads.
>Please, anon. You'll look so cute as a girl...
Would you crossdress for a qt?
>>27184442
Only if she dominates me and fucks me in the ass
She's wrong though. I'll be a cute girl in the virtual world. But I'm 6'2" broad shouldered deep voice and hairy. I'm no drag queen.
Bitch I'm a balding muscular guy with wide shoulders.
>tfw I will never be a qt girl
Thread created to stem digression from another thread.
This should be a good one I can't wait.
>>27184401
I suppose we'll see.
>>27184375
since i don't live in the us i can't fathom why someone would do something like this to their child
Why are there so many supposedly wealthy people, on r9k?
How come the average r9k member who posts their status, is making at MINIMUM $50k, on average $150k salary?
Why would you push yourself far enough to make that much money, and spend every waking moment of your free time, arguing with NEETs?
How fucking wasteful is that.
The say what their parents make.
>>27184362
because in the olden days the riff raff have to walk the streets and be subject to scorn and rumors. Since now the riff raffs squirrel away on the internet instead of going outside, we find joy in deriding the less fortunate here.
Because this is the only family I have. I have more money than I ever thought I'd have yet I am trapped here.
Uncle Bernie's gonna lose, isn't he?
But maybe uncle Trump will win.
>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
>BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATER
ONE THING, I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
>>27184177
It's probably for the best. He would clash with Congress so much that he would make Jimmy Carter look efficient and effective by comparison.
What does /r9k/ eat like?
Pic related is a pretty typical dinner for me.
Brown rice and steamed vegetables. Pan fried brussel sprouts on the right.
That honestly looks pretty good op. I wish i ate like that.
>>27184139
fuck you you vegan fuck
>>27184139
0/10 looks like shit
Took off points especially for the autistic weebsticks and the fact that there's no meat
how do you take your coffee r9k?
I have mine black from granulated with one sugar
>>27183863
>how do you take your coffee r9k?
up the ass
>>27183863
I normally just have a cappuccino with no sugar
>>27183863
I'm taking it black like a good goy
I don't get all the millennial hate
>baby boomers born after World War II
>literally the whole world was fucked except for America
>there was no way they COULDN'T succeed
>most could pay their college tuition on a summer job
>if they got a degree, they got a job, regardless of what it was in
>millennials coming to age after a series of economic collapses
>massively rising college bills and lots of student loans
>zero promises for careers after graduation
so why do they call millennials lazy? Why don't they see that millennials just got kind of fucked over?
>>27183769
it's just contrarianism, anon
>>27183769
Millennials actually work longer hours than any other generation.
Also earn less and have nonexistent assets
juvenoia (uncountable)
(neologism) The fear or hostility directed by an older generation toward a younger one, or toward youth culture in general.
