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>be 20
>still play with my bionicles
>>27136553
At least use a pic of your bionicles to start this thread
>>27136553
Awwwwww, anon. That's cute. Be yourself, don't worry about what people think. Bionicles are cool.
I watched a Bionicle movie once. Can't remember it well now but it seemed interesting.
my ex is fucking evil
where she live? i'll fuck her up
>>27136476
What a shnoz
>>27136476
She looks like a simpsons character when they look head on nigga ahahahaha
You dodged a bullet
Does anyone else just wake up and be glad that they weren't born in the 80s?
Everything about this decade seems absolutely disgusting
>>27136152
Same here, I am glad I was born in 1990 and not that awful awful decade.
>>27136152
1984 here. All I remember were the cartoons and toys.
>>27136316
1990 was still kinda 80's in style. It always takes a decade a couple of years to get it's own identity.
Just a reminder that if you female it is 100% impossible for you to be a robot and you should just get out and go back to normiebook.
>>27135868
I don't really get bent out of shape or post about it but I do unironically believe this desu
>>27135868
What are you a faggot?
They can be here they just shouldn't expect to get treated like a special princess. Pathetic beta orbiters should leave instead
>>27135868
>female
I dont care if you're roastie, virgin or Stacy you should get out of this board. It wasnt created for you so get back to Normieville.
Who here also likes to get drunk and make a Chad profile on OkCupid to harass the shit out roasties?
>>27135807
Share her nudes plz
>>27135878
just a random roastie, don't know her
Oh, what a coincidence. I like to make a robot profile and troll robots
>But femanon
>My past shouldn't matter anymore
>I love you now
Dumb.
That guy can't possibly cum inside all of those qt girls.
MMMF>FFFM
>>27135790
Except every girl wants a guy that sleeps around because "muh experience" and the desirability meme. In fact if you cheat on a woman she's probably more likely to stay with you.
What a fucking lucky guy
Life's ironic
>be me
>dumped gf for qt3.14 exactly one week ago
>she cries like a bitch
>qt3.14 ditched me exactly one week later
>I cry like a bitch
feels bad
>Know a girl for a while
>We've been getting along pretty well
>When new classes roll around I suggest we sit together
>Other male friend B is mad that I've betrayed him for our female friend
>About 3 days later new classes roll around and we sit together
>The first day we don't do much, mostly just surf the internet and introduce our selves to the instructor
>Doing random bullshit on my screen to make her laugh and trying to keep things entertaining in general
>She noticeably but gradually gets closer to me while we're bullshitting
>Eventually she's right beside me grabbing my arms and thighs, general flirty shit
>Flirt back w/ the same tactics
>We do this most of the class
>Fast forward to that night
>She texts me and apologizes for what went on that day in class
>Tell her not to worry about it and that I enjoyed it
>Talk more and she confesses that she's had feelings for me for a while
>Explain how she thought I always was cold to her
>Eventually text her goodnight and go to sleep happy that night
Cont?
>>27135912
you got me hooked
>>27135912
>Things are a little bit weird for me that next morning, when I see her, but fuck it
>Approach her and say good morning
>Things loosen up and we get flirty again
>Class starts and take our seats
>I haven't been this happy in 1.5 years since my last gf
>Continue flirting and talking about random shit
>Holding hands all of that lovely shit
>Finally I've done it, I'm not going to be forever alone
>Sit next to each other at lunch and people start taking notice of us
>Other girls give me playful shit about what's going on between me and the girl
>B is angry at this point considering this girl rejected him in the past
>Fuck it
>Fast forward to Friday
>Text her after school to no reply for hours
>Go out to eat with a friend and still no reply
>somethingain'tright.mp4
>See her come out of the building, she seems really happy, we live in when coming back
>She doesn't see me, I don't say anything
>Go back inside to sign in my buddy
>Go grab my smokes and make my way down so I can chill w/ her
>Make my way outside, she's sitting outside with her back to me
Cont.
Hey /r9k/
I've only ever seen three anime shows before- Kill La Kill, FLCL, and DBZ.
I know that I should watch Welcome to NHK and Cowboy Bebop, but I'm really in the mood for some raw escapism.
Can you recommend me the essential/best romantic/cute girl anime shows that are relatable for robots? Just some really comfy, robot friendly, preferably feelsy anime?
Also General Anime Thread. What are you watching and how is it?
>>27135665
watch toradora
Barakamon is pretty comfy.
>>27135665
That's the saddest shit I've ever read.
>Neon Gensis Evangeleon is one of the best.
>Gundam (whichever was the good one)
>Azumanga Dioah.
>Deathnote
>tfw too lazy to post all popular animes
Feels Bread
>tfw no gf
>tfw stacey remembers that you're shit
>>27135546
bump
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>>27135546
>get the fuck off your computer
>shave
>go to the mall
>buy acceptable clothes
>don't think about "not having a gf"
>go out more and have fun
at this moment, if you think about nothing else but yourself, she comes in your life
>>27135546
>tfw just feel empty inside
>tfw look search endlessly through 4chan to find something that resonates with me or makes me excited
>tfw realize no one will understand my own experience
>tfw living but not experiencing life
Who /hungry skeleton/ here?
Pic related
>>27135521
that's not skelly bro not even close
>>27135521
If I had to guess I'm saying you're 5'10 and 60kg?
>>27135521
I used to think I was hungry skeleton but I'm more skinny fat than anything. I'm starting to wonder if I have an unintentional eating disorder though, because I just threw up a really nice breakfast and after thinking for a bit, I realize I've thrown up way more meals in the last few months than is probably healthy.
ITT: We make one final post before leaving R9K forever.Thanks R9K for being here for when I had no friends and didn't know what to do with myself. You made me laugh, felt the same feelings and told me the man the fuck up when I acted like a pussy. You taught me to be more confident around women and not put them on a pedestal. Unfortunately I've outgrown this place and need to move on with my life.
Im not leaving r9k, at least not right now, but I just wanted to reply to this thread because its actually a good thread as opposed to the endless shitposting. Also to say have a nice life anon, good luck out there.
Also posting qts
>>27135211
She is a cutie
I don't really want to leave. I like watching all you autists literally fighting over who is the bigger retard, but I believe it's time I left.
>"get into groups"
>>27134934
Oh my fucking god. I thought I wouldn't have to do this in college anymore.
If anything, it got worse.
>>27134934
> tfw got at least one friend in all my classes so groups are easy as fuck to join
Of course he's a sandnigger but it's better than an awkward group of whites
>>27135531
fucking group projects
lazy idiot TA's need to find a better teaching crutch, it's not fair just because they want a grading shortcut
>tfw literally autistic (actual diagnosed autism) loser NEET
>tfw never had long lasting friends.
>tfw 28 and could not even hold onto my McJob, and no one will hire me.
>tfw your political beliefs are opposite everyone else in your generation.
>tfw you are not even /pol/, you just realize degeneracy is fucking the world up and that you "notice things", and that we should instead learn to help one another instead of looking for a messiah to fix things (Trump for 4chan, Sanders for the rest of the internet).
>tfw you tried Church, but no one accepted you because you were an autistic piece of shit that creeped everyone out.
>tfw I can't even get into modern vidya, and just finding myself re-playing my older shit from the 90's and 00's.
>tfw due to autism, I tell people what I really think about them, and obviously no good can come from that.
>tfw you are worthless crap whose best trajectory is working a menial job, of which your much younger co-workers and chad manager just consistently shit on you.
>tfw we live in a society that exalts victims, yet these same faggots don't give a shit about people with autism (legit autists, not self-diagnose special snowflag tumblr faggots).
>tfw I hate myself more and more everyday as I realize I am trapped in a world where I feel I don't belong anywhere and feel absolutely impotent to change anything.
I really have no idea how to turn my life around.
>>27135202
I feel the same.
Most of the day I spend just sinking attention into anime and web novels. I don't even like video games that much anymore because they all feel repetitive(they are, but its not fun anymore) so I listen to dope podcasts and have fantasies I'm telling the hosts how I became a billionaire with my super secret strategies that don't exist.
I live in a fantasy.
>>27135328
I have conversations with imaginary friends is how lonely I am. Likely, tulpa shit. Like invented friends with unique personalities and appearances.
le anime nerds jerking-off together meme
>le gross neckbeards jerking-off together meme
>>27134597
I remember like five or so years ago back on /jp/ how there was this discussion of this kigurumi community in San Francisco that had at least ten people in it, who had like terrifying orgies.
Also some of the hot glue video producers totally jack it with guests in their videos, and rub dicks.
Real talk: I challenge even the straightest of men to tell me there isn't something very erotic about watching two men rub their dick's heads against each other over an anime figure until they climax against each other.
>>27134597
>He doesn't have a JO buddy
That's so sad, op.
Why don't you support Donald Trump, robots? He wants to make Japanimation real.
>>27134552
It's weird to see all the racist anime loving pedophiles so riled up about a Chad who would kick dirt in their face if it meant he'd go up .5% in any state poll
>>27134552
Trump is a literal Chad who's gonna bring back that Chad mentallity and make Chad's and Stacy's run the world. Fuck him.
Is Bernie shit? yeah. Is Hilary shit? Yeah. But Trump is not one of us, fuck off. The old numbskull is out of touch when he wanted Snowden executed. Fuck him.
The only guy I kind of want is Christine, but he's literally too fucking fat to run.
This election season is memetastic
