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If you work at 2 pm in the afternoon, when should you stop drinking and go to bed on the night/day before?
Eat shit wagecuck
Is it a part time job? I'm assuming so if you're working on a Sunday. No one at my work cares if you come in hungover. A lot of people do. As long as you get shit done it doesn't matter.
>>27121099
No thanks fampai.
It's Saturday why aren't you out having fun anons?
Because it's sunday.
I want to be in having fun, but I don't have weed.
>>27121062
I don't know anyone.
I don't have anywhere to go.
Hey guys, ask a high muslim anything.
>>27121051
hmm that is extremely suspect. please do elaborate on how I can't possibly become a greater spriritual version of myself
I can do anything if I try, with friends like tomoty by my side
for an additional cost you can get a TONY's burger at McDonalds of 23.45. Availalbe at a location near you sire.
Please enjoy your stya. We love police officers they have done nothing wrong. God bless you please smoke DISPERSE.
>>27121051
Which floor do you mean when you say high?
What were you thinking on impact?
You made the same thread yesterday, fuck off you dumb Muslim sand nigger.
All I wanna do in life is sniff a cute girl's asscrack and butthole, and I can't even do that.
How cruel is life to not even let me sniff a girl's butt?
>people will pay thousands of dollars for shit-stained smelly female panties
it's a funny world
>tfw hibbers air humping during live concerts is lewd as fuck
You know it's gonna smell like your butthole, right? It's going to smell like poop.
We are immensely complex life forms, hence the advent of religion.
die in a fire, stupid fedora.
atheism should be bannable offense.
This is false and derived from the illusion of species-wide pride as well as personal pride.
>>27120824
do you believe in divinity?
asses to asses, dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag but never in cuffs
>>27122166
SO WHO DO THEY TRUST, THEY JUST NOT RUGGED ENOUGH
>>27122187
when things get rough I'm in da club shootin with Puff
Post ITT if you miss mystery.jpg
I miss her as much as I would miss you if you killed yourself.Not at all
>>27120681
Girl eggman
>>27120698
Why are you manbabies always so venomous?
>tfw I have nobody to share this cute and silly puppy webm with
I can never not laugh at a silly dog. Theres something that I love about animals that just gets me every time.
>>27120627
I hope you find someone rowboat
Lurv doggos
Okay, go to a mirror and say "I'm.a.adult" three times. Report how you feel about yourself.
>>27120477
don't do this please, it makes mustard gas
>>27120477
OP stop trying to make people summon demons
I'd feel pretty shitty that I speak with the grammar of a third-worlder. Can I say "an" instead?
So my license just expired. I don't have any other ID right now. How can I get alcohol? Is there a website or something I can use to prove my age?
Dam son just go to the DMV tomorrow
Most people don't check the expiration date on the license. If the clerk doesn't sell because of it just go to a different store.
>>27120231
its still proof of age and identity so there shouldn't be a problem
>Told a girl online I'm female
>I'm actually a 100% straight transphobic male
>poof whenever I feel like it during ERP
>thirsty bitches still all over my D because I have actual writing skills
>>27120104
I wish I had actual writing skills. I'm infinitely better at making qts than erping with them.
>>27120104
I know what you mean.
I can write a good fucking porno desu.
>implying they exist
if you were given the opportunity would you get an alien gf?
>>27120057
>tfw when Nordic is already a race
whoever designed that poster is stupid
I've been visited by greys, since I was a kid.
>>27120057
>Anunnaki
>brown
hahaha nice try WE WUZ ALIENZ AN SHEET
What are some good youtubers? I need some solid friend simulation
The Sw1tcher has been my main source of friend simulation for 4 or 5 years now.
Debating whether or not I should pick up a pizza and watch some of their videos tonight. Feeling too hard and need to drown out the feelings with food.
Red Letter Media, specifically their Best of the Worst series. Makes you feel like you're sharing something with others.
>>27120033
>That intro to Friday Night Fisticuffs where everyone is excited to see you
>>27120087
Please anon, don't remind me, it hurts that I'll never have friends like that.
>Best of the Worst
Good taste anon, I was going to recommend that too.
>leave /r9k/ for a few weeks
>come back
>gay thread after gay thread on the catalog
>multiple pics of dicks
What the fuck is going on here? Why are you all going gay?
>>27119952
I'll fucking take gays over females. When the fuck was it okay to let chicks make several "fembot" threads?
>>27119952
janny stopped deleting faggot threads coz he's a useless cunt
>>27119952
PSYOPS ongoing for a long time.
>inb4 tinfoil
There have been a relentless promotion of trap/tg, interracial, cuck (just to cite the more visible) theme for a few years. By forcing those theme, everyday, every hour, they drive away classic audience from this site. For the reticent to leave, they are slowly brainwashed into it. Or being ridiculised for speaking their mind.
Sorry for bad english.
I'm almost 30 years old and if I was to die tomorrow, my obituary would be empty. I've never done anything noteworthy or have any achievements. I wish I picked up a hobby as a kid. Chess, Irish dancing, archery...fucking anything that I could practice and become good at. It would have helped me forge an identity for myself and become somebody.
Instead I've wasted my precious youth shitposting on a weeaboo imageboard. Feeling so down right now bros...
if you don't like it leave
le originale
>>27119912
You've completely missed my point. Even if I left 4chan tomorrow and never came back it wouldn't change a thing. I've still wasted my youth. Learn the meaning of the word "regret" you retard.
>>27119883
Is pic related a reference to something? if so what?
![psyops[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G0GIXYw.jpg "psyops[1]")
