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who is /r9k/ voting for this election? Trump? Bernie? Cruz? Hillary?
>>27110206
spoiler alert shillary wins
I'm not going to vote for any of those ass clowns. They'll all screw up the country in one way or the other.
>voting for Trump
Outside of /pol/ this is irony. How would a businessman literally handed everything to him by his daddy running a party of fringe extremists not be a complete disaster.
What if we just stop eating
Like
Completely stop eating for a few weeks while drinking a lot of water?
Lets just fuck our own shit up famalamadingdong
>>27110160
food is the only thing that makes me happy
apple + coffee diet desu. can't possibly fuck you up that much
>>27110217
which is why we need to stop eating
then if we stop trying to run from the pain either one of two things will happen
we die inside
or we kill ourselves
and the results manifest as time goes on
I'm going to stop eating today. Lets lay some ground rules:
>coffee and tea is fine, limit sugar, black preferred
>water+++
>meal substitutes are food you fat fuck, no protein shakes or gaylent shit
>>27110240
You mean apple juice, right anon? RIGHT?tfw no more eating fish sticks and tendies while griefing dark rp servers
Is there anyone on r9k you personally hate? A specific fembot, a tripfag, a guy who makes the same threads every day?
>>27110120
That guy who made the shipman threads every day for about 2 weeks, thank fuck he's gone now.
The guy who somehow scored a hot girlfriend but inexplicably pimps her out for money.
that guy who looks like a weird version of ross from friends who posts his face in every single "ugly thread"
Lets play some Mincraft /r9k/.
67.202.109.35:26361
Towny and lockette included. Normies not included!
op is a faggot underage confirmed faglord
>>27110059
Im 28 fgaggitititi
>>27110059
this poster is confirmed faggot underage
>be in school
>learning about nicholas ii
>teacher hands us text on him
>see this
we are literally being taught in schools that people under ~6ft are disgusting weak babies
>tfw called Nicholas
>only 5'7''
Maybe I'm fated to do great things.
>>27110042
that's accurate
>>27110042
He was probably a giant compared to all the other potato starved slavshits of his era. Probably written by a woman who doesn't realize not every man is a 7 foot chad
Is there a virtual girlfriend simulator coming for that oculus rift thing?
HOLY FUCK! Fucking christ, OP. You almost gave me a heart attack.
For a second I thought that you knew the same robot I did. She looks fucking identical. Jesus... my heart
>>27110062
Huh, you know a girl this pretty? Who is also a robot? You're the luckiest man I know.
>>27110126
Dude, I literally had to double check the pictures of her that she sent to make sure it wasn't the same girl. My hands are shaking
Even now it keeps freaking me out
Why do children on 4chan "mock" songs from the late 90's to early 2000's? (ie Evanescence, Coolio and others)
Is the style/culture unknown to them? Or do they indirectly mock their siblings/older people who know and enjoy them?
I don't get it.
Everyone really only likes the music of their generation. It's pretty much as simple as that.
Go watch the South Park episode about Stan being a cynical asshole and having Asperger's. You should learn a thing or two about yourself when you do.
They're shitty songs that were just thrown together to make a quick buck. That was the era of complete commercialization, everyone sold out and nothing of artistic merit emerged out of that, besides a few outlier bands. You don't actually like Evanescence and Coolio, do you?
>tfw your reactfu is going to get blacked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0csa_FJKuo
>tfw your high school crush was a mudshark all along and had fucked every black guy on the football team
I wish I was joking.
>>27109902
jesus fucking christ, literally my worst nightmare
>>27109902
>>27110051
>crush fucks the whole football team
>first concern is that they're black
How do you rationalize this...
What do you see when you watch in the mirror
>>27109793
A thief and/or rapist.
Then I remember to relax my face and force myself to feel the appropriate emotions. Then I just look like a cute, submissive, disheveled geek.
an ugly beast
then I remember that mirrors flip reality and I look EVEN WORSE THAN MY REFLECTION
An idiot who speaks more than he ought to.
>meet a depressed girl who connects with me on many philosophical levels on IRC
> start private messaging her
>she says that she wants to use Skype, I say no because I don't want this to become a regular thing (we had spent a long time talking about very interesting things that I never get to)
>eventually I add her on steam
>next 4 days or so go by and I spend all day talking to her while she plays games
>the entire time I feel like I'm finally connecting with someone for the first time in my life (let alone a woman)
>I haven't been playing games or anything because I don't want to miss a message or when she comes online
>tell her that I'm obviously infatuated and I hope this will pass. she says she doesn't care
>time passes and what I thought at first was nervous/shyness turns out to be a complete disinterest in how I feel at all
>I tell her that I'm not feeling that appreciated
>"I don't care if you hate me, as long as the chat works"
>"so am I just like a sentient talking app to you?"
>"yes"
>I continue talking to her all day getting one word replies
>genuinely cannot fathom how she is enjoying herself because I'm not
>she says "if I didn't like talking to I would have blocked you"
>tell her I only stay because without her I would be even emptier, and that there are genuinely nice times while talking to her but the vast majority I hate
>ask "if I leave will you just get a new app"
>"depends on my mood"
>I'm 100% being used but still come back like a dog
>more time passes, constantly discouraged from doing anything productive in my life because she says she is jealous
>still can't bring myself to block her
Now it's today and I get this message:
>>27109691
>"I can say that everything you learned about me in the last few days was genuine and true, every last bit of it. The only thing I altered is my basic identity , I'm not Natalya Volk, but rather, [edited], I'm the same age and everything, just have a different appearance obviously. You might be asking why am I doing this? I don't know, I'm absolutely straight and everything, but I just can't be myself on the internet, it's impossible for me. So I found a set of some random whore who seemed to have the autistic photos of my style and used them. Literally everything else, well, you already know."
What the fuck bros? Why do I gotta be played like that?
What kind of sociopath does this to someone?
pic related it's him
hahaah, holy shit, this is brilliant
>>27109691
haha you're a fucking faggot, and so is your queer boyfriend
>post you made gets a number of positive replies
>proudly reread what you wrote
I reread my posts dozens of times, regardless of whether or not anyone replied.
>reread my posts over and over again, snickering to myself at their brilliance
>these fucking pawns don't even respond because it's far above their troglodyte minds
Have you ever noticed that the overall tone and attitude of replies seems to be governed usually by the first 1 or 2 people to respond. I've noticed that the first reply tends to be mimicked a lot. It's kind of fun to get in early on a thread for that reason.
Hello gradie,
Working hard to get an A I noticed. Good for you, maybe one day you will be elevated to wage slave? What's your major? Oh it's not stem? Shame..... Enjoy working at Starbucks.
Oh what's that? It is stem? Great! Are you planning to take it to phd level? No? Just a bachelors? Enjoy Starbucks. I'll enjoy neetbux.
So gradie, I'm just curious, your goal is to spend $50,000 and then hope to be elevated to wage slave? Solid life plan, I'll just stick to my library books, learning for free.
Hurry up gradie, you got a calculus test Thursday and a paper due Monday. Professor silverberg won't let you turn in a late paper.
>>27109594
But I have an md
>>27109594
>Enjoy Starbucks. I'll enjoy neetbux.
This made me kek
>gradie
I loled
Velkommen til /Scandifeels/
Dette er en traad for alle Skandinaviske roboter. Vi maa samle det skandinaviske robotmiljoet her!
Pass paa:
>Kun for Nordmenn, Svensker og Dansker
>Normier holder seg borte
>Nordiske bokstaver gir ASCII-feil, saa bruk f.eks. aa, oe osv..
>>27109494
> vara norrbaggerobot
> ha ett sae gulligt och oserioost spraek att man till slut flippar ur och boorjar braanna ner kyrkor
Solen ligger sig,
Morket slutter sig om mig,
Det er snart sengetid.
Faen saa goy det er aa vaere alene paa en lordag gutta!
>parents want me to see a therapist
Why do they do this
I'M FUCKING FINE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
You've obviously got a lot of pent up aggression. Maybe you should ask yourself why, and if it's time to confront that.
>>27109434
You'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
Trust your parents anon.
Anyone else bored & lonely on this Saturday afternoon?
Maybe we can keep each other company.
tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
has the furfag spammer gone?
>>27109383
someone spamming imgur links...i just don't wanna be lonely ;_;
>>27109477
Wanna be friends anon?
