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Guys I need some advice, the kind that only r9k understands and would help with. I'm going to be in Japan soon and I'll be there at least over this Christmas. Based on my knowledge of their culture gained from anime tropes, Christmas is a fairly significant event for dating. What can I do to get myself a Jap gf and enjoy a white Christmas deito like in my animu? My stats...
>29
>white
>virgin
>3/10 (Not going to post photo)
>skinnyfat
>bad teeth
>shitty hair
>4.5" dick
>will have decent Japanese by then
If I can have this event I'll be able to kill myself in peace once I leave Japan, knowing I'd achieved the most significant thing I'll ever possibly achieve. Please help, robots, help me get a peaceful suicide. If there's a shot, any shot, I'll take it.
>>27118513
>skinnyfat
post photo
So basically, your goal shouldn't be just to get a gf, try and live your life man.
>>27119372
I've tried, I was mentally fucked up after school and spent years trying to undo the damage. I never succeeded, mental problems meant I couldn't have close friends, small dick meant I couldn't have a relationship. There's nothing left for me man, dying is all I have left to do now.
I've saved up heaps of money and I want to spend it enjoying myself in a country I've always wanted to spend time in. I've sold nearly all my possessions, have quit my job and will cut all ties with my home country once I'm in nippon. I just want this one thing before I die, this one, small thing. But it seems like the world won't even give me that small morsel before I go. No final meal for me.
Ask a sociopath anything.
>>27118223
How does it feel to be in denial of the fact that you're actually extremely fragile and insecure? The essence of being a 'competent' human being - what the image of a 'sociopath' as per the media that attracts you is, is recognising what you are and utilising the best of that. You're not.
When did you realize you were different?
Do you have the KNOWLEDGE?
Was Joseph a cuck?
He raised another man's child
>>27117831
Yeah but it's an honor to be cucked by God
Not even meming right now
>>27117831
In my mind the whole "virginal conception" thing was just Mary being a roastie slut and getting knocked up, then her lie spiraling out of control to give us Christianity.
>>27117861
>Getting cucked by god
JUSTTT
U
S
T
Are you going to make it through another summer, robots?
>>27117823
The summer its almost over where i live, thank god for that. I dont know why, but summer makes me wanna kill myself. Its almost like all the normies become even more retarded because of the hot weather.
>>27117975
>but summer makes me wanna kill myself
Same here. I'm much more complacent during winter.
I think Elliot would have fared much better if he didn't live somewhere that wasn't warm all year
Only two robots on tonight?
What happened to this place
Would you date a useless NEET girl?
No, we can't be the both of us NEETs
>>27117722
Yes, but a girl would never date a useless neet guy.
Why would I date a girl with no talents or useful skills? What kind of wife would that be?
>not attractive
>not smart
>not creative
>not funny
>not interesting
>not talented
>not motivated
>not strong
>not ambitious
>not socially competent
>not confident
>not tough
WHAT THE FUCK AM I
WHY DO I EXIST
I'M WASTING OXYGEN FOR PEOPLE WHO MATTER
>attractive
>smart
>creative
>funny
>interesting
>talented
>confident
>tough
sucks that I dont have any social interactions since I dropped out of school and only work and focus on hobbys
loneliness is shitty
Have you done anything to change that? Or yet, the better question should be: Are you willing to?
Your purpose for existence was to suffer, OP.
Welcome to the club.
Do you watch anime?
I tried once but found it wholly uninteresting. I seem to fill my time browsing 4chan/text based sites instead.
Used to when i was 12-18
grew out of it and only revisit ones i really liked once in awhile.
Ill never understand the cute girls doing cute things/ moeblob / harem anime appeal and the people who like those animes are the most annoying cunts
Just watch as one of them will reply to this, avatarposting
>>27117366
have you watched evangelion yet? you might like that more than the moeblob stuff most people on 4chan watch.
>>27117366
yes. not like i have a chance in the real world to begin with
anime is a media, not a genre
UI;M VERY DRUNK AND UP FOR SKYPE CALLS NIGGA
ADD ME UP
antke
anteksw67
might kill myself whol knows XDD
NIGAAAAAAAAA XDD
OECOME ON GUYS
LETS GET SOME ROBOT SFEELS AND SHIT
HERWE WE GOO NIGGA
ADD ME UP Y'ALL I'LL CHAVE A GROUP CHAT IWITH YO ALL
Very snazzy guy
>>27117993
Very Very snazzy
Circumcision is the most depressing thing that has happened in my life.
>>27117185
>most depressing thing in your life is something you don't even remember
Consider yourself lucky then.
Sounds like you've had a pretty fun life.
What is it actually like to be poor?
Like straight up "welfare and not by choice" poor.
Pretty much life ruining for most people.
>poor diet and general neglect = poor mental and physical and social development
And that's effectively irreversible on top of all the usual social stigmas and restrictions poverty gets you.
>>27116980
i don't often come to r9k
when did it become /pol/ 2.0?
Why the fuck are liberals so americentric?
What is/was /r9k/s favorite pokemon
I was always a big raichu fan, but I never really was into pokemon past the origional generation
How bout you?
>in b4 arcanine
Raichu is one of my favorites too. I also like Bulbasaur a lot. I actually have a google images tab of bulbasaur pictures right now.
>>27116920
I always loved this cuddly and OP dragon.
Porygon
You guys always ask for a new hitler and I honestly think I can be that guy.
I can be the leader of the beta uprising. Lucky for me I look and talk like a normie so it will help our cause get soldiers.
I think this is my life's plan, to become a leader of a new world.
One free of niggers , shit skins stupid fucks and jews.
let's do it brothers. Let's stand up to the normies destroying our earth. To hell with ISIS or any other idealistic dogmatic belief system.
Let's have a new age of awakening where we live with mother earth. We give back to her and we take care of her because she takes care of us. If we don't start something soon she will destroy us and all the gains humanity has had will go down the shitter. Nothing but our building will be left and the sands of time will destroy those as well.
So I bring an idea, to change our ways for the better. And destroy anyone not willing to follow. We need to cut numbers anyways so I will gladly be the head of the Purge. As a charismatic, good looking, quick witted and idealist as myself I think we can do it brothers.
What do you guys think ? Would you follow me and my orders?
>>27116817
any questions?
No but I wouldn't stand against you. Wait for a time of economic and social unrest and make your move
>>27116921
Good idea brother. I am basically waiting for my opening. Ever since I was little I knew I was going to be doing great things and i think this is my calling. To be the leader of the group that changes the world. To wake up the sleeping and tell the to get the fuck outta bed and start un fucking this place up.
normies never seem to understand or care whenever I talk to them about this.
At least you guys are opening minded and will actually listen. No one cares until shit hits the fan. I want to start this plan before things get too bad. Because once it goes down then its go time for me.
How would you help the cause brother?
Who /trance/ here?
Post rave stories and mixes you like
>>27116816
>rave stories
heheh, good one
I started at 18 and burned out by the time i turned 21.
Went to every rave, festival i could always doing molly, acid Etc.
I would always try to recreate the magic of the first few times, but its just downhill with every time you do it.
I started to find myself just sitting down most of the time, then wonder into a bathroom and look myself in the mirror and be totally disgusted.
I found it to be a great metaphor for life. Everything new and exciting has a magic shine to it, but once you make it your normal, it becomes boring and even repulsive. This is why most relationships fail, no matter how intense they are to begin with.
>>27116936
Sounds like you did it too much and too often senpai. I go to a festival or 2 each summer and love it just as much every time.
What are you guys working towards or saving up for?
>be me, male, 25
>work fast food part time (trying to find one more part time)
>saving up for community college which starts this fall
>around 1k saved so far
Saving up for my next rental home, sempai. The most powerful investment known to man.
Y'all better not be late on the rent, meng
>>27116742
>25
>older than me
>I've already finished my masters degree, savings $1000+ each month without even trying
Sorry bro
I'm saving up for a gun and a notepad. Nothing fancy. Just some things to kill myself with. And maybe write a letter in case someone reads it by any chance. Oh and a knife to cut off my balls. I don't know why the balls part I just think it fits
>BBC ONLY ANON STOP STARING YOU CREEP
what did she mean by this?
>>27116606
You're not watching enough fine shows from the great British Broadcasting Corporation.
>>27116606
She doesnt want little dicked white bois
>>27116606
BIG BLACK COCK ONLY WHITIE
