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I feel an overwhelming sense of dread and despair that I really shouldn't even exist at all. I have been taking anti depressants for the past 3 years and even though I don't feel depressed in the sense I want to kill myself I already feel dead because i'm so numb. I do nothing all the time except university work. My friends are even bigger losers than me and don't like spending time with me, and I never get any girls In fact since I broke up with my last gf 2 years ago. Is it normal to feel completely dead like this ?
Yes. Go outside more.
>>27133333
I live in the middle of nowhere. Nobody lives here and there is nothing to do
>>27133380
I mean outside into nature. Just go outside with like a knife and compass and food and shit, unless there's bears or something. Just get lost in the forest. It helps you feel better.
IDK if this has a Sigmund Freud explanation, trauma but after this event i want to has normal fetishes
She is 43 years old only walks with tight clothes. And i am 18 right now
>>27133006
more pics pls senpai
>>27133006
well are you going to post the damn video or not
Remember when Alizee danced in this outfit, and I got a huge boner and posted about it on /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
I remember, because it's happening right now. Just letting you know about Alizee, and about my boner.
Remember when this came out?
https://youtu.be/cJpVlFMHz1E
>>27132981
it's the fem night elf dance, good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8oZUcf45Vc
i used to think this was amazing too, back in the day.
Can someone tell me what my sexual market value is? I'm not sure how to add it up.
Stats
>5'6" manlet
>150 lbs
32 years old
>Good job
>Own home
>Own 2 vehicles
>No drug habits
>No kids
>No ex wives paying alimony too
>Looks are probably 4 or 5
Will any girl ever love me?
>>27132852
If you're funny you should be fine to get a girl with those stats. Maybe work out too, I can't tell if you're fat or not just based on the height and weight.
>>27132852
You need to post you face pic to get real evaluation
>>27132852
Women aren't cqpable of love, anon. All they care about is your dick size and income, so in your situation the best you get is her taking your wages while screwing niggers behind your back.
what is the lyric you've most related to in a song?
HEY YO CAPTAIN JACK
Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends
Now I'm in a sanitarium wearing Depends
Done a lot of damage but I feel OK
The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away
[Chorus]
And my Dr says "Man if you apply your self here
You can be working at McDonald's in about two years"
Oh yeah, well alright!! You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!! You know I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
Well these 12 step meetings, they're oh so fun
We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, and wish we had guns
An hour outside, its like a vacation
It's like a fucking prison, but we get medication
[Chorus]
These therapy sessions, well they're oh so sad
Some crackhead fuck found out she hates her dad
She never knew why, Oh now its clear
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here
And my Dr says "Cranford just apply your self here
You'll be working at Burger King man, in under two years
Oh yeah, well alright! You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright! I'd break out but I'm too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
'All you had to do was stay' - T. Swift
basically the entire fucking song
bad feels my man
What are your goals r9k?
>>27132656
get the courage to kill myself
>>27132656
to run faster. on no smoke day 9.
to get the succ
Anybody else weird masturbating to lesbians? I always find i like it the most when the participants seem to be enjoying themselves so when lesbians use strap ons it's kind of a turn off that one of the girls isn't feeling anything. Also just in general there's no sexy way for both girls to get pleasure the best is 69ing but it's still flawed because it's weird and like you have to be on the person and stuff.
I'm a lesbian. I collect yuri images. I don't masturbate to them though, because I'm pretty much asexual in that regard.
>>27132583
I loved this series
I wonder if there's anymore
time to go to /u/ I guess
>>27132931
You have definitely found the board for you
This is an interesting story about the spring break I experienced senior year.
> Be senior in high school
> It's a rainy night during spring break.
> Friends are on vacation.
> My mom is out with my little brother at the pediatrician.
> My dad is working late.
> Trying to get a big assignment done in my bedroom before break ends.
> Rather, I'm hunched over my textbook, staring past it.
> Feeling unproductive here, literally been staring for the past few hours.
> Lightning is creating silhouettes of things from outside my window
> Wind is strong enough to blow the house over.
> Think about my future.
> Think about model biplane.
> Think about a girl in my gym class with a blue track suit.
> I'm definitely not doing my homework any time soon.
> Can't relax.
> Storm is making me uneasy.
> Feel hungry.
> Get up to go to the fridge.
> Turn the kitchen light on.
> The power goes out.
> I'm home alone, but suddenly I don't feel safe at all.
I should be able to wrap this up with one more post. Continue?
go on. this sounds pretty comfy.
What is spring break? Strictly american concept, right?
>>27132541
Go on, I'm intrigued
Is there anything you've done recently that you regret?
I just blew around 60 pounds of my birthday money on nothing but vidya and I immediately regret it.
>>27132241
>I just blew around 60 pounds of my birthday money on nothing but vidya and I immediately regret it.
wow that's hardcore
>>27132241
>measuring money in weight
lmao who does this
>>27132340
It is though think about what 60 pounds of just 1 dollar bills looks like he just spent so much money
>Say hi to anon, Charlie!
>*whispers* "anon might be your new daddy!"
What do you actually do?
>>27131999
"At least she's hot"
fuck off without saying a word.
>>27131999
i left something in car, ill be right back
What if death isn't the end?!
Someone reassure me, that everything will be okay...
i hope you find an unshakable faith in god anon
like actually
>>27131959
Are you afraid that it isn't?
theres a spiritual Realm, its way better than this shit.
Who here /big dick/? Post stats.
>18 cm in length
>14.5 cm in circumference
>>27131894
You could just say 7 inches, there's no need to measure in centimeters unless you want to imagine it's bigger than it actually is. And 6-7 is average for most men
>>27131894
10 cm long
dont know, never measured, its slim
>>27132027
or maybe hes yurpoor
At the 00:12, is she flirting with him?
>>27131644
The realisation of her bliss comes to an end at 0:12 as she realises he squirted a big, fat, juicy load deep into her quivering pussy. She realized she didn't have any contraception but the cock was too much for her as she was too busy in orgasm to care hence why she is slow to tell him to stop.
Usually women want to feel abs, chest or arms of the men fucking them.
Trust me, I was a porn actor.
>>27131886
post one of your scenes
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza.
>>27131550
Chad goes to planet fitness
Jokes on you I've never been inside a gym
>>27131550
>Have to be reminded everyday that Chad is genetically superior to me
Give it a rest
A girl i met a few weeks ago just said that she might have a crush on me.
GOOBYE R9K YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Haha, what a disgrace
right guys? Fucking roastie will leave him for Chad. Should've stayed home like the normie he truly is
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LEAVE NOW, LEAVE NOW BEFORE THEY CONVINCE YOU TO STAY. WE ARE ALL GONNA ROT IN HERE.
You'll be back. They all come back. You're here forever.
Make sure to provide stories of how much of a cunt she turned out to be. We love those.
def looking forward to the thread next week where you cry like a bitch cuz she ditched your faggot ass
save yourself the trouble 2bh
