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SURVEY TIME
>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>Salary
>>27131410
>20
>male
>america
>0
>haven't
>/r9k/ - /g/ - /fit/ - (/b/ for porn)
>no
>no
>no
>Tech Specialist at retail store
>minimum wage, so like 15k after taxes
21
M
Estados unidos
0
Still a virgin
/k/, /vp/, /int/, /vg/, /pol/, and /r9k/
Yes
Sometimes
Occasionally
Neet
Autismbux
>>27131410
>SURVEY TIME
>>Age
19
>>Gender
Male
>>Country
United States
>>Number of people you have had sex with
0
>>Age you lost your virginity
N/A
>>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/v/ /b/ /r9k/ /x/
>>Do you smoke?
I vape senpai
>>Do you drink?
Two to three times a week
>>Do you use drugs?
Smoke weed once or twice a week. Varies, tried lsd, would love to try dmt.
>>Job
Host at busy/nice restaurant
>>Salary
14/hr 30-40 hour a week.
Are there any big booty fembots?
me ;) and im a boy ;)))))
>>27131048
The word you're looking for is "fat".
A female with dat ass would get a lot of male attention, and therefore wouldn't be a fembot. So no.
Do you like stinky girls /r9k/?
>>27130998
>Do you like stinky girls /r9k/?
Why do you ask?
no showers are a good thing
>>27131070
Because I want to know.
>you wake up after another night of vidya and internet
>naturally, you start up your computer and hop on 4chan
>the Latest Headlines are loaded with the words "HAPPENING" and "DOOM"
>your first thoughts are that it's spam
>you click one to humor yourself
>"fuckhuge asteroid impact in exactly one month"
>OP's sources are legit
>news sites, social networks, streaming sites are plastered with the same news
>You will die in 1 month
>Everyone will die in 1 month
What will you do, Anon?
I know most of you are evil normalfags, so you'd probably do something like rape women or stomp random peoples' skulls in
>I know most of you are evil normalfags, so you'd probably do something like rape women or stomp random peoples' skulls in.
This is something I'd expect someone from Reddit to post.
Anyway, I'd make a homemade flamethrower and just burn people, buildings etc.
Fuck I love fire.
>>27130647
Never been there, and I've likely been on /r9k/ longer than you. Been here since 2011 and on 4chan since 2009
>>27130596
rob a gas station and take all the cigarettes and just sit around smoking weed and cigarettes and drinking for a while maybe drive across the country while i'm doing it fuck it
It hurts don't it?
Redpill comics are awesome, bump for more
Pretty sure the doctor fucked sluts when he was younger too
This comics point is based on the assumption that all successful men are nerds virgins
Most men that make it in life are confident and have an active sex/social life
>>27130579
Just another sociopath who preys on insecure teens that need a little boost.
>try to give bf a bj
>end up throwing all over his dick and the bed
>stay up until 5am cleaning while he sleeps on the floor
>>27130451
You're not supposed to go straight to deepthroat without practice, dear. Top points for effort though.
>trying to suck a dick that isn't fresh out of the shower clean
You gotta be seriously dumb if it takes you hours to throw your bf into the shower and throw the sheets into the washer/dryer.
>he keeps talking about his new female lab partner
>she keeps wafting her fishcunt around the office
Who the fuck is this chick. Seriously
>>27130911
idk but I hope she dies in the manga
just looks annoying af
Kirby just absorbed you. What power does he get?
>>27130393 power of dubs
>>27130393
Crippling depression and gender dysphoria
>>27130393
ADD.
OG Comment.
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
That's old as fuck, mane
>>27130293
vaginer
Do you guys think he's a beta? It takes balls to dance like a faggot in front of everyone, then promptly get turned down by the girl of your dreams.
Just a reminder.
> The "girl of your dreams" made out with some guy at a party.
> Another guy fondled her tits and fingered her pussy.
> Chad shot in her mouth that one time.
> She had a couple of boyfriends in the past, each of them coming inside her and each of them received her declaration of eternal exclusive love: "I love you baby.
The girl of your dreams wouldn't be with you if it weren't for chad dumping her.
Does this count for boys, too?
>>27130147
No.
She wouldn't be the girl of my dreams if she did that.
i dont think i could deal with the stress of having a gf even if i somehow got one
There is literally nothing wrong with possessing child pornography.
>>27130094
In the future pedos will have an acceptance movement, the same way fags had one.
>>27130176
It has already started, it's awful.
>>27130176
Yes and there's nothing wrong with it
>>27130192
Was the fag acceptance movement awful? Even if you don't like gays, it's not like they're fucking each other in your lawn.
No cumfaggots allowed
>March 13th
>>27130007
im wanking again, edging liek a badman. got some milky splurge building up in me balls. someone say something sexy and i will liveblog my cums
>>27130043
Don't accidentally think about your Mum when you finish
Reminder to all Neets: this is your end game.
i used to be a neet
>>27129845
I went beyond this game. I am just bored nowaday.
>>27129845
thomas is a shell of the man he once was
>enter bathroom
>see this
>she says: "I'm going to make you cum, Johnny Boy! :)"
What do you do?
>>27129834
Tell her I know she has a penis and I will kill her if she doesn't get away from me.
>>27129834
>bathroom
Looks like the kitchen to me OP.
>>27129859
>she has a penis
>she
>penis
My parents found my manifesto.
>be me
>35-year-old NEET
>never leave my house
>spend a considerable amount of time filling an old notebook with essays and musings on eugenics, fascism, the red pill, and a beta uprising
>2 days ago
>parents sneak into my room to check the size of my clothes
>find manifesto stashed in my dresser
>parents confront me at dinner
>mother sobbing
>father calling me a degenerate scumbag
>already mad at me because I bought $300 worth of horse figurines with his debit card a few weeks before without his permission
>lectured on how my ideas are somehow unamerican and evil
>says he should kick me out
>orders me into my room
>haven't left since
I'm scared, /r9k/. I've never lived on my own before and I have no working experience. I can't survive without my parents' support. What do I do?!
>>27129402
He's right and if you were my kid I'd have tossed you out like two decades previous.
>yes I know this is bait
>>27129402
To clarify, my birthday is coming up and they wanted to buy me new clothes. That's why they were in my room.
>>27129402
>horse figurines
Order the helium.
