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How autistic would it be to wear this IRL?
>>27124395
It's not autistic if you look like chad
OMG Chad... that shirt is teh funniest thing ever. U are so ironic and cute.
>>27124395
Shirts with text or quotes on them are for attention seeking faggots.
SO YEA. I'm done being a robot. Fuck robot life. Fuck being rusty.
Fuck ever having sunken so low to be a robot again.
DAY 2, GENTLEMEN. I HAVE FINISHED MY SECOND DAY OF NOT BEING A ROBOT.
Day0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1ZUKdnYxM
Day0.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3XVDrkMvnQ
Day 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y39D2S204Ik
Day 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xktf5NRc_Pk
You made 2 threads last night about your pathetic videos, and no one responded.
Fuck off you 4 eyed faggot.
>>27124222
Kill yourself you autistic retard. Posting the video itself is as robot as it can get.
>>27124231
It's a new day.
There is a new video.
I'm doing this for 100 days.
DON'T TREAT THEM LIKE THEY'RE THERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU. THEY ARE NOT. I DO NOT CARE. It's for my sake, and anyone curious about my progress.
What's the best TV show of all time r9k?
CBS Sunday Morning is based as fuck. Going to watch it real soon
>pjs, alrightttt... Livin in the PJs!!
Eddie Murphy likes traps too!
>watching television
Why do men complain 50%+ of the time they talk? What do they even really have to moan about?
50% is still less than the 99% of woman
50% is still less than the 100% of woman
My life is shit and I can't talk to people. If forced into social interaction I always say what is closest to my heart - suffering.
Would you wife her?
>>27123907
I'm a ginger and id like ginger kids, so yeah.
I'd definitely fuck her, but I'd imagine that face would look gross once she got old. Then again all women look gross when they get old so I don't know.
>>27123907
If she grew out a ginger bush and we cuddled every day, then fuck yeah.
>no stress keeping up with bills
>no stress from relationships
>no stress to meet upto anyones standards
>no backpain, diabetes or cancer from overworking in an office
>no stress from worrying about the future
>can survive being alone indefinitely
>does not get depressed so easily unlike attention whoring normies
>freedom to do anything they want
>normies can't get rid of us otherwise society WILL COLLAPSE with millions of NEETS on the streets = beta revolution
>if you strike one NEET down then 100 NEETS will pop up to take his place
Why haven't YOU become a NEET yet?
>>27123880
Do you socialise at all? Do you have any friends irl?
Do you ever have any family commitments I.e family birthday occasions, sending the odd card etc?
Tell me
>normies can't get rid of us otherwise society WILL COLLAPSE with millions of NEETS on the streets = beta revolution
Explain
>>27124099
neets cant get rid of normies without their entire way of life collapsing and neets somehow getting even more shitty and degenerate than they already are
Explain fag
Who here wishes you were born in a socialist country so you could get free neetbux? We don't have anything as neetbux here so if we get kicked out without a job we straight up go homeless.
Communism/ socialism> capitalism
no such thing as socialism in one country, red bourgeois!
>>27123855
>socialist country
>free neetbux
You'd be drafted into army or go to jail if you'd be avoiding getting job.
>>27123855
In practice you wouldn't like socialism, it sounds very good and comfy but in reality it's shit and self destructive.
Just because you're country can't into capitalism doesnt mean capitalism is bad. Just like how a toddler can't drive a luxury car, it doesn't make the car bad
>ftw you pull out a big crunchy whopper like this
the semi bloody ones taste the best imo, but not like this one. The blood is wet. It's gotta dry out first to be really delicious
>>27123809
When I was a kid, I had a booger wall and a booger desk. I was hospitalized several times and during my longest stay, I set up a booger desk there as well. One of the boogers on the wall at home looked like a level in Super Mario Bros. 3.
>>27124794
i used to stick apple seeds on my booger wall
I've read somewhere eating them makes your immunity system stronger
What do you prefer /r9k/? Giga tits, chestlets, thighs, asses or do you prefer something else?
>>27123567
>upper nose piercings
Never seen that before.
I love them all but I'll never actually get to love any
>>27123567
A girl with similar hobbies.If you really want me to answer, probably their face.
Post >yfw you realize that it's the year 2016 and you're living in a dystopian future hell
>>27123544
A computer just defeated a human at Go, the "unsolvable game."
>>27123544
>all this violent political instability is making me hopeful that during the second civil war a mortar will hit my room and end my pathetic NEETdom since I can't
>>27123561
human won the second match though
>go help father with carrying some branches
>go on top of a car trailer to flatten the branches
>tried to jump off but one of the branches hooked on my leg and fell knee first sideways so it smacked on the ground and then aches like hell
>father says "well i guess i can't let you do any man's job"
Man, it would be ok if you didn't say anything, you could ask "did you get hurt", but mostly just be quiet, but no you have to be the asshole.
Anyone else have a chad father who mocks you about everything, even when you get hurt?daddy doesn't have any guy friends so i guess i'm the only one who he can release his anger to
>>27123435
my father was a good dude but he got killed in a cop chase when i was 12. he would have never said stuff like your dad did
>>27123435
>dad too cheap to hire landscapers
>tells me to do the yardwork
>I mow the lawn, trim the bushes
>Have to get the ladder to chop some branches off of the palm trees
>I fall, luckily I don't break anything, but it hurts so I lie there for a while
>Dad walks out
>"Get up. You're Cuban, not Mexican"
>>27123435
To be fair you are probably a colossal failure that he has a lot of hopes and dreams for initially.
You have to realize how crushed he is that you're not doing anything with your life
What was the precise moment where everything started going downhill /r9k/ and when did you realize you couldn't fix it?
As I remember, I always was like this.
Unable to fit in, to function in this society.
I never had a chance from the start.
>>27123420
The day I was born.
Only realised I was fucked was when I was 12
>>27123420
I think I was defective from the start but realized it at ~11-12
Does anyone else here like to dance?
>be 15
>one one of those carnival cruises with tons of other teens, hanging out with my chad cousin/friend
>he's a good wingman, manages to get me with this cute looking girl
>we start dancing
>I kind of rock side to side
>she's grinding
>fuck yes
>suddenly I feel hands on my back
>a 250lb black girl I rejected earlier is grabbing me and pushing me back onto her
>people laugh
>i leave
>never go back
So no, I don't like dancing.
I really love to dance but it's like a trial for me. It's like a practice in ego death. Just getting loose, acting how you normally wouldn't act. It's really liberating.
>>27123348
*on one
Why haven't you an hero'd yet anon?
Because I am just lurking to laugh at autism
>>27123243
Because I haven't fully experienced life yet.
Why do it now when I can do it later instead.
How do I get a qt bf with no friends and barely goes out besides work? It seems every guy is a normie with tons of friends and is in disbelief that I have none. I also get sick of hearing about them hanging out with their ugly ass friends... If they love their friends so much they should just suck them off...
>>27123196
>If they love their friends so much they should just suck them off...
Bitch don't think I won't. I will suck ALL those dicks so fast it will make your head spin. Don't try me.
>>27123196
>i'm an overly-possessive narcissistic tripfag where da validation at
kek nobody cares
I have no friends and work from home. I also make around 2500-3000 euro per month and live alone.
