Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4961. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4961. page
use the tag rninek guys!
>>27113848
theyve infested it
>>27114382
its just john pretending to be the bot
>>27113848
let's go guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im ready to go
why does a website that started out as a Japanese cartoon board became so obsessed with hating blacks?
I live in a country with virtually no blacks, so i have no opinion on them. I just don't understand why all of 4chan obsess on black Americans
>>27113779
Yes, because clearly on r9k what we have is too many raycisses and not a flood of asspained shitskins spamming the fucking board with threads bitching about white people
Fucking retard
>>27113779
People don't hate blacks. People hate niggers.
black are terrible. when i was young in private school with no blacks i was liberal and pro black and anti racist. i graduated, moved on to the real world, met blacks, and now I am a "racist", which what that actually means is i judge people individually, and it just so happens the majority of blacks I meet are violent, selfish, unruly apes.
Driving his bmw, wearing Armani sun glasses, truly glorious.
Dump all your rare Elliot's in this thread.
This isn't really a rare Elliot, but it's still amazing. God-like Snake impression. https://youtu.be/zgDmiIy_NEM
I like this Elliot, it's not really rare but I love how the sun presents him like an angel.
>>27113600
gay face, fish face ugly autist
Lets play a game, /r9k/
>go into your reaction image folderor one of them if you're the kind to have multiple
>open the window to full
>pick the image on the 4th row and furthest to the right
>share a greentext relevant to the image (e.g. sad looking one would be a sad one, laughing would have a story you find funny, etc.)
>Met a guy online
>Told me I'm cute
>Go to his house
>He cooks pasta for me and himself and we eat
>He tells me about his job and friends (He's a civil engineer)
>Starting to feel funny, drowsy almost yet still alert and very warm
>Suggests we watch a movie
>Puts on the lion king
>Before the opening scene even starts he's already next to me rubbing my leg
>Feel myself getting a semi and my heart rate is increasing
>I look at him
>He kisses me aggressively
>It feels amazing
>I unzip his pants and start stroking him
>He tells me to wait
>He leaves and returns with a chastity cage
>I put it on and he locks it
>I start sucking his dick like it's the best thing I've ever tasted
>He pushes on the back of my head making me gag on it
>He turns me around and spanks me hard as fuck
>He puts his cock in my boipussy inch by inch
>Soon he's all the way in pumping away at my insides
>I can't control it waves of pleasure bounding through me
>He cums inside me and I cum onto the floor at the same time
>I slump down and cuddle up next to him
>He tells me I'll be wearing the cage from now on
>My mind is fried I can only say "Thank you daddy"
>be me a few years ago
>going to 3d modeling class for the first time
>thankfully I'm one of the first people here, so I have my choice of seats without having to awkwardly choose who to sit next to
>class starts, teacher basically says she has no clue what she's doing
>says we'll be using blender for the class
>she asks if anyone has blender experience
>I raise my hand, say I took a class on it over the summer at MSU
>"Ok Anon, we'll be relying on you for help"
>shitty laptops are passed out, I open blender
>Nothing looks familiar
>mfw I mistook the software I had experience with for blender and now everybody is relying on me
>be around family
>suddenly start giggling
>can't stop
>everyone looks at me like I'm insane
>mfw
Normies constantly cut in front of me while I'm getting on the bus like I'm invisible, so I've started messing with them. I need more ideas.
>walk on the back of their shoes every step they take
>cough on them loudly without covering my mouth
>sit right next to me even though the bus is almost empty
>shoulder right back in front of them even if there's no room
*sit right next to them
>>27113380
sit behind whoever offended you
clap loudly whenever someone boards the bus, like it's a celebration
>>27113380
Snort every two seconds.
Would you be a house husband?
>>27113290
hell yeah, that's like being a NEET except with a family and a wife that supports you
>>27113290
Fuck yha
>>27113290
Fuck yeah, I would. Sounds GOD TIER. Lazy NEET all day, being taken care of by a qt girl.
>if I can't pronounce an ingredient, it's bad
>chemicals are bad for you
>natural food doesn't have chemicals in it
Bet your orange there doesn't contain any dihydrogen monoxide or Citric acid, right?
>>27113226
>tfw can pronounce hydrogen peroxide
i'm fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not really a quote, but normalfags who think they're uncovering some illuminati conspiracy by saying soda/juice/candy has a lot of sugar in it. I mean holy fuck, why do you think it tastes so sweet?
>>27113226
What if you are at some ethnic restaurant and ll the food items are in some foreign language?
I got 800$.. should i buy a PC or a PS4give me pros/cons
>>27113145
I would recommend the pc. What can a ps4 do better? Weeb games maybe.
>>27113145
An $800 PC basically does everything a ps4 can do but better. Only thing the ps4 has going for it are console exclusive games but that's not really much when you compare it to a pc which is basically an entire entertainment system (music, vidyas, web)
>>27113196
Well pc has shitty eroge and vn so i think that counts for PC too. Along with more shitty weeb games getting ported.
Jawlets are you jelly of my jaw?
Honestly life without a jaw must be really hard
You're not even white. Why would anyone be jealous of you?
Omg you must be Chad I am so angry at your bait, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiii normie get out.
Is that the kind of post you wanted?
>>27112818
I am tho desu
>be a woman
>not allowed to have any male friends without them falling in love with me and sperging out about me "leading them on" even though we've only been hanging out like friends
>mfw I tell them I don't feel the same way and they cut all contact with me
I will never experience the true camaraderie of a male-male friendship.
>>27112778
4/10, a bit long to get many replies
>>27112828
I'm seriously not baiting.
>>27112778
It's true. Finally, one of the rare girls who get it.
You can kind of have this if you are around guys who have GFs or as long as you have a BF and let this be known.
would you date a girl who was trying toeatyoursoul
>would you date a girl
stopped reading there, I would
thats my fetish
super original comment
>>27112511
> oh anon, you're such a natural at being soul-sucking
> please be my sempai and teach me all your secrets
Anyone else here unironically feel sympathy for modern women?
>Be naturally more gullible and naive than men, which leads to predatory men taking advantage of you when in the past these men's behaviors would have been heavily stigmatized and you would have been made aware of them.
>Most men really do simply not want to settle down.
>Be expected to put out by the second or third date at the latest.
>Be expected to cater to any sexual fantasy, no matter how fucked up, out of "love".
>Culture is constantly telling you to be a whore, to act like a whore, that you NEED to act like a whore in order to compete with other women for men.
>Deep down all you want is love, a husband, kids and a cat/dog.
Call me a white knight, but I feel sorry for modern women.
It must be basically impossible for conservative girls in western countries these days.
>Deep down all you want is love, a husband, kids and a cat/dog.
this is what white knights actually believe.
>>27112322
>Be naturally more gullible and naive than men, which leads to predatory men taking advantage of you
Stopped reading there.
They don't want love, a husband, kids or even pets (other than cats) by the way.
>>27112322
this shit is hilarious.... it's like, how the fuck do you even come out with this garbage.
How are women gullible and naive... what are you talking about.
>Be expected to put out by the second or third date at the latest.
That's why you go with prostitutes you pay once and you are assured sex. You know why they are expected to put out on the 3rd date??? because dates are expensive AF... and since she agreed on a 3rd date it's kind of expected, what are you saying is wait for her to ask for sex??
>Be expected to cater to any sexual fantasy, no matter how fucked up, out of "love".
Well yeah since that's their only use.....
>Deep down all you want is love, a husband, kids and a cat/dog.
Except that's not what they want, what they want is status.
After a long internal conflict, I'm ready to admit there's no way out.
I'll never be what I wanted to be.
Every little problem makes me lose my mind.
I'll never be loved.
So, what should I do now?
I have a lot of money in the bank, should I just shoot myself now or spend it all before doing it?
>>27112262
That picture is scary. Move to India or something and help people with the money.
>>27112262
Tell us why things suck in your life. Let's try to see if it can be worked out before you completely give up.
>>27112293
I don't like helping people, or dealing with them at all. I know because I've tried.
Dumping 10 songs. Replies let me know to continue. -That 90's OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX0goWI0N_s
-That 90's OP
Wait.. are you asking for sad songs from the 90s? Or just in general any era? Or you just want to dump shit for yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s3iGpDqQpQ
>Gf went to a music festival with her (mostly female) group friends for the weekend
>I didnt go because i have work, and really dont like EDM, I prefer IDM
>Know the way she does molly is by some guy finger dipping it, she says thats how he gives out doeses
>she uploaded THIS pic to the insta a few minutes ago
She literally lied to me when she showed me what she was gunna be wearing this weekend
what the fuck should I do?
I would call her, but I dont wanna seem like a beta cuck who is too dependent and lonley
Looks like she probably just got dp'ed.
I would just block her and ignore her. Ghosting her is the worst you can do to her.
Who are those guys, OP?
why is EDM so popular all of a sudden???
I kind of liked LCD soundsystem in 2011 but it was just okay even then, didnt think it would just blow up for no reason?
