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Livin for the weekend edition
Fucking hell lads I forgot to watch Eastenders yesterday. Guess what I'll be doing while you slave away at work, wagies?
What's the plan today lads? I'm making a steak and ale pie.
it's very early
Post all your rare Elliot pics in this thread,
make vocaroos, celebrate Elliot Rodger
Fuck that ChinKike
He went out before he got old and depressed
Hi anonymous here
>tfw no true fembot gf
how is >girl a fembot at all?
Heh back to passgen with you buddy
Girls can't be robots. They live life on easy mode.
>if it bothers you so much, why not just wear a nice hat? :)
>>27098884
Well? Why the robot-defying fuck not?
>>27098884
Yeah, buy a nice fedora
My goal is to earn money so fast that I can repair my body as it deteriorates. Hair implants can be pretty good nowadays. I'll probably also get my teeth bleached at 30.
Itt: we post things we do to upset normies.
I love putting nails under car tires.
>>27098501
That isn't "upsetting normies" that's criminal activity.
>>27098501
not voting
Jack off in their coffee
How the fuck do you normalfags use omegle?
After one conversation that lasts longer than three minutes I'm exhausted
>implying i can make it past typing out a topic in the bar
As soon as I see the words "Say hi!", I fucking close that tab like a guilty teen searching for porn.
>>27098858
I'm not sure if its me that's awkward or if its other people that are awkward. None of the other guys on there want to talk to guys and I guess I understand it but that shit is still weird.
I just want to have a friendly chat...
who /citalopram/ here?
>>27098323
/escitalopram/ here. Doesn't do shit cap'n.
>>27098664
how many mg daily? my mummy started me on 5mg a day
My psychiatrist has been aggressively pushing SSRIs to me and I'm starting to think she's a shill for the pharmaceutical companies. I have issues with anxiety and panic disorder but I'm not THAT bad. I have Xanax at the least for the real bad times.
Any robots here try /ayahuasca/?
>>27098303
no but i did smoke meth for the first time a few days ago. it was kinda disappointing tbqh
Had an amazing mushroom trip yesterday. Best experience of my life.
>>27098640
I really want to try mushrooms but I'm a robot and don't know anybody to get them from.
So, I was let go from a job a few months ago, and been going into to pick up my shit, but they'd been not giving it back. First, the district manager said that my store manager would deliver it to my home when they let me go, then the store manager saying it was at their home office and they'd send it back to the store location for me to pick it up, and when I come to pick it up, the store manager said he was under the impression that I picked it up already. Which means, in my mind, a current employee took it home for their own self. How can I go about fucking with their shit without getting myself in trouble, and preferably retrieving my property that they are withholding from me? I'm open to all advice. I live in a Commonwealth nation in the Northern Hemisphere and live beside, to the southwest, a group of French people that are English subjects.
Pic related: How I feel about the situation.
>>27098240
nice Dan Johnston pic
>>27098240
You really shouldn't burn bridges, you might need a reference in the future. If you ruin your relationship with them, if you put that job on your resume and a potential employer calls them, they'll hear you're a cunt and won't hire you.
I don't have any practical advice for your current situation but I'll bump your thread at least.
>>27098259
They're not exactly a company I'd want to use as a reference, but thanks for the advice, I know it's not usually a good idea to burn bridges, but as far as I'm concerned, the bridge is already charred to a crisp.
need a good message to text someone
will post conversation
you're going to have to be more specific than that
>using okcupid
Tbqh I wanted to use it but no one is in my town. :^(
>>27098189
Yeah give us even a tiny bit to work with.
>tfw no grimy hipster gf
I hate this feel tbqh fahm
>>27098119
What do you think she smells like?I hope its cigarettes and a slight tinge of BO :)
>No early aughts Mall Goth gf
>tfw cant get past the first skeltons
why am I such a failure at everything in life?
failure thread I guess
Don't go to the graveyard, go to undead burg.
This game isn't like other modern video games, it assumes you have the intelligence to know when to leave an area and come back later instead of just directly telling you.
>>27097937
Get good skrub
/thread
>>27097937
how the fuk I get there?
Why can't we all just banned together, purchase a large plot of land with our combined neetbucks then we all build our own small one bedroom houses and live in a neet utopia btfo'ing roasties at all times living out our gf less lives in peace and quite but also surrounded by similar lads.
>Only thing is we all have to chip in for the Internet.
>>27097913
If only bro
If only
What if the undesirables show up? I don't want to live with a bunch of creeps.
>>27097913
Because nobody here has any money with which to lead a project like this. Additionally I can't imagine a group of people less capable of such a project. Seriously, you're suggesting that a bunch of government leeches somehow become self-sufficient.
But, if you are interested, there's a very relevant thread on /out/ for somebody who might want to go solo:
>>>/out/699987
It's feel o'clock /r9k/ tell me about yer feels.
i hate being alone all the time. can't wait until the end of the semester so i can be with my family at least.
i miss my ex. it's been a year and a half since we last talked on sunday. we dated for 4 years. im strongly considering contacting her, but she has a new bf and i don't want to get burned emotionally
i wish i had drugs
Whatever happened to that robot who was supposed to be on Dr. Phil?
Did the episode ever air? If so, where can I watch it?
>>27097944
Looking into it now, I wanna see it too.
You are now banned from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>have been hugged by a girl
>had a female friend
>are a homosexual
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female
>>27097646
I have a few female friends and it's pretty chill to be quite honest
>be in highschool
>walking with two friends
>one of them is a short long haired blond kid with low self esteem
>the other an ugly fatty but lovable as fuck and had MANY girlfriends
>make a bet with the short one
>first guy to ask a girl out wins
>he pusses out
>fine first to get a hug from a girl
>fat guy goes "what getting a hug is so easy dude?"
>tfw
I never talked about relationships with that smooth fucker ever again
31 y/o wizard reporting in.
How old are you OP?
You better be a wizard, and not some 18 y/o faggot.
