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Anyone else trying to no longer be fat fucks here?
>>27101054
Yea bro i moved out and realized i can eat whatever i want. I kept that up for a year and gain a whole bunch of weight and lost my skinny physique. What I found helps me the most is not to buy junk food to begin with. When i buy junk food i have no self control and can just down an entire bag of family sized doritos in 30 minutes. If you buy food that takes time to make, you probably wont impulse eat. I weight 205 a few weeks ago and now im down to 185 and im still losing pounds. Shits good man
Me, and it's fucking hard.
I go to the gym four times a week, lift and play sports. The only way I lose weight is if I eat less than 1000 calories a day and work out. I track my food, weigh things out, try and eat clean but it's just a weird thing my body does.
I'm thinner than I was when I started but my weight remains the same. I've been doing this consistently for years now.
>>27101112
>it's weird that i cant eat over my tdee
Dumb fat fuck, you are probably like 5ft5.
Who /flat-chested/ here? How do we get these puppies to grow?
>>27101045
You don't. DFC is best.
![[FFF] Hibike! Euphonium - 03 [C0F1C5D9].mkv_snapshot_09.16_[2015.06.28_05.02.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xqsoNvD.jpg "[FFF] Hibike! Euphonium - 03 [C0F1C5D9].mkv snapshot 09.16 [2015.06.28 05.02.16]")
Uh girls don't get to post Kumiko.
>>27101045
By being an actual girl, you silly transfag.
>yfw you found out ugly + weird = creepy, but handsome + weird = quirky
I knew this when I was 13 years old. Does this make me 10 times smarter than you?
You new here?
Handsome + anything = attractive
Ugly + anything = unattractive
Not hard to figure out.
>>27101157
What about Ugly + Handsome?
Guys, how attractive do you have to be to get a girlfriend as good-looking as this.
Chad/Chad
Applies to every woman ever
>>27100784
I wouldn't mind a serious reply.
>>27100763
You have to be pretty attractive, a girl that hot is used to getting hit on by tons of guys, so you'd have to be really impressive to go out with her.
>tfw you add a steam friend and they end up being a dirty roastie
I DONT WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU ROASTIE WHORES, GET OUT OF MY HOBBY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27100520
>TFW add person who wants to play games, asks if I am a roastie and then blocks me when I say no
They even ruin things when they aren't there
>person replies to my steam boyfriend request
>fun to talk to and has similar taste in games/anime
>turns out to be a girl
What the fuck is wrong with people? Can't a guy find pure and innocent love without being bombarded by unwanted female attention?
>>27100575
What games do you guys play out of curiosity.
Who /pug/ here?
Can we get a discussion going about God's chosen dog breed?
One topic I'm particularly interested in is how cozy a home becomes when a pug moves into it. I can only imagine it becomes comfy AS FUCK, but alas I will have to wait for some enlightened pug-owning anons to post here as I have never had the privilege :(
When I see pugs all I can think about is how humans turned them into little walking timebombs for painful and debilitating genetic problems just because they wanted a dog that looks funny.
>>27100493
Bumping with a comfy pug because I'm curious too.
>>27100522
Pug health issues are ridiculously exaggerated. They need some surgeries but have you ever heard of a pug that lived in the wild? They exist only as pets and most owners are aware of the procedures they need.
>when you smell your own BO from sitting around all day
>when you realize your body has more non-human cells than human cells
>tfw a big bag of mostly water
>when you wanna fap but you already showered
I have a tin of tuna that's been sitting in the sun for 6 hours with flies around it and I'm going to eat it.
I'm disgusting.
Fembots... do you find this attractive? Would you have sex with this guy?
no
no bloxxy blox
That's a pretty juicy looking dick. But I'm more into trannies nowadays. Also I'm not a fembot.
>>27100347
this, except for the trannies thing, they're okay but i like real people better
Don't you think you're going to regret being a NEET when you get to old age and are all alone no kids nothing to show for it? your parents are gone your siblings if you were lucky enough to have them have their own lives and no one cares about you.
There's no alternative. There's no escape.
>>27100281
Exactly. What's the alternative?
To start wagekucking? To work hard for society that humiliated and bullied you for things out of your control? That makes no sense to me.
>>27100254
>work hard your entire life
>die
>lose it all
Sounds retarded.
5 ALL-TIME TOP DONATORS:
Asianking2011 - $6,310.01 + Mattress
Noisytone - $5,717.00
Chreeeeeeeeeeeeeestopher - $4,331.79
GameingandAnime - $2,895.00
Blackworkx - $2,700.15
>Asianking2011
>$6,310.01 + Mattress
lel fucking asian cuck, providing her white bf with a place to fuck the shit out of her
>>27100112
>Asianking2011 - $6,310.01 + Mattress
>>27100112
Do all gamers have shitty judgement in life?
Honest question to anime lovers.
What makes you like anime so much?
What makes it better than live action TV?
Why does it being a cartoon make it better?
I honestly don't get it.
>>27099837
The themes and art style are generally more appealing to me than other genres of television. That being said, anime is actually pretty diverse, so it's a difficult question to answer in general.
why is art better than photography
I'm into animation in general. I don't limit myself to just anime.
Animation is beautiful, you are taking art and giving it life as it lives and breathes. There is so much you can do with animation that you could never achieve with live action. If you don't understand what makes animation great, you haven't seen enough.
What are my fellow robots eating or got planned?
Gonna grillz me some chicken breast.
chocolate and weed, maybe some acid a little later
>>27099392
Sounds alright desu
wtf is wrong with that chicken? it looks like its already been boiled or something
Any other NEET's like me who are absolutely terrified of getting a job? I have a cousin who says he can get me a job at best buy, but I'm too afraid that I'm going to do terribly, and in return that will reflect badly on my cousin and possibly cost him his job.
Why is the real world so scary /r9k/?
>>27099184
You could try talking to your cousin about it. Ask him what's involved in his job, where you're likely to have difficulty starting out. As first jobs go I'm guessing a big box store like Best Buy is going to be pretty awful, though. If I were you I'd try to find a job in a small mom & place where you know the folks who run things and they're laid back and understanding.
>>27099260
mom & pop place*
>>27099184
NEET reporting in
I've never worked a day in my life and have depended on mommy and daddy for anything. I've never even had house chores assigned to me ever since I can remember
I'm mentally and physically incapable of any kind of job that I know of and I have no interests in experiencing the horrors of the outside world and it's people
>being black
>not having a 7/10 white gf
I sincerely implore you to not engage in this folly.
>be black
>come to an explicitly anonymous imageboard
>do the exact same things everyone else is doing
>bring up the fact that I'm black and expect special treatment for it like the worthless nigger I am
>7/10
Bruh dat bitch is beat like props for getting some pussy but damn nigga dont brag about that shit
>>27099208
Same but female
How do we fix ourselves guys? Why were we born this way, is this a cruel joke? I just want to be happy.
>>27099166
define pedophile
What the hell is there to fix? am i a pedophile because i like 13 year old girls? Would you consider people who like fresh prime fruit a pedophile?
Why do i have to eat fruit with wrinkles and brown spots all over it that's been on the floor?
>>27099170
Prepubescent children.
