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How many anime figures do you own?
I own a total amout of 0
Not all anime
>>27094358
12, but half of them are minis so its not so bad.
Can you honestly give one real reason we should exist?
What if I told youjerk off and play video games
>>27094439
so you would tell your child this?
>>27094539
I don't have or every will have a child but IF I did
No, I wouldn't dare tell him that.
You asked me not what I'd tell my child
>"You have 3 seconds to approach that girl and ask her out or I'm shoving this bat up your beta ass!"
>>27094049
I need whoever keeps making these threads to follow me around in real life and motivate me to do things. I bet I'd be more productive.
>>27094072
You wouldn't be productive, you'd be hobbling around moaning in pain with a baseball bat stuck up your arse.
B-but I already have a gf
Is there anything qter than a grill biting her nails?
>>27094013
A girl biting my lip when we make out. It's kind of my favorite thing in the world for some reason
>>27094028
That's a little weird dude.
>>27094013
Playing with their hair when talking to you. But considering where I'm at that likely doesn't happen to ya'll
You can only post in this thread if you did your best today.
What did you accomplish today?
I went outside and fell over and hurt my shin pretty bad, it hurt. But I got back up, don't let anything hold you down.
>>27093878
I'm proud of you for doing your best!
>spoke to a professor of mine about upcoming grad school costs and loans and whatnot
>found out school doesn't have a copy of my immunization records so I have to go to the local health department Monday
>gotta mail something to my graduate school tomorrow
>leveled my mage a bit
oh boy
All i want is someone to talk to...
Same
Get kik, anon-chan and I'll add you
>>27093780
>>27093760
I'll talk to both of you fuckers. Let's make this happen people
Would also participate in an /r9k/ kik groupbut I'm a failed Normie so you might not want me
Old thread is pretty much kill
Let's get this shit rolling
Template for ya'll niggas
daily reminder that no one cares about your chart
Am I pretty?
>/r9k/ confession thread
I will never seed any torrents.
I am not born for this world.
I have a girlfriend, but think I'm in love with one of my best friends. I'd rather stay her friend and not have her than go for her and lose her in my life, so that's why I went for another girl.
Going out with a girl who models and plays Minecraft tonight, madeout out with her two times before and ended up in her bed once.
What do?
grief her minecraft server
>>27093647
>Going out with a girl who models
lets see a pic then lad.
>>27093663
don't know it, i was asking for advice of like how to make sure she's still interested into my massive amounts of GBP
Please sleep tight tonight!
I will like I do every night and I hope you do too!
Remember to fluff your pillows up!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X24LcEGpzkQ
>>27093637
how tight is too tight
>>27094196
I don't think there is such thing as too tight
Some girl wants me to cuck their boyfriend. Not sure to do it or not
>get there
>"Okay anon, let's get started, first let my BF suck your dick, then you can fuck him before me"
First of all, why are you asking robots this. Secondly, don't be a dick, if I were you I'd tell the girls BF about this, but if you go through with it you yourself will become the unspeakable... a Chad.
What sort of cuck? Like she wants to cheat on him with you, or she wants him to know/watch while she cheats?
Tread carefully, I was in a proper cuck situation but it can mean different things to different people.
Just took double the meds.
Am I becoming an addict?
I think you just need to accept that society knows better than you in this instance and should take your perscriptions as directed.
You're not becoming an addict.
You are forming a dependence on something . What that is may not exactly be the meds however.
Well, what meds are they? You're not gonna become a fucking aspirin junkie.
You got the good shit? What're we talking about here? Uppers? Downers? Screamers? Laughers? Painkillers? Dels? Disses? 'Halants? Dick pills? Reds? Blues? Yellows? Greens? Steroids? Whoonga? Poopers? Bleeders? Zoopers? Zippers? Jenkem? Flubbers? Tuggers? Bummies? Cummies?
>>27093576
Xanax.
Fuck off robot
Why do so many of you post asking on how to kill yourselves? like its so easy goddamn.
>garbage bag over your head
>tightly duct tape around neck really fast
>die
hopefully there will be less an hero threads now.
because that's a distressful way to go. people here want painless death. they want to slip out of reality as if they were going to sleep.
there are ways to accomplish this with inert gas asphyxiation but unfortunately most people are too stupid or ignorant to come up with methods for this so they must be told.
we're all pussies when the grim reaper is beckoning.
>>27093347
>implying it's that easy
>implying I didn't try
You're body's natural reaction is to rip that shit off when you're running out of air
That's why you just shotgun blast yourself to the face. You can get a shotgun from Walmart for a couple hundred bucks and it's 99% effective. Just do it in the woods or something so some poor sap doesn't have to scrape your pathetic ass off the walls
>in public
>start tearing up
FUCK
You're lucky. I wish I could still cry, even if it was in public.
I randomly start thinking about sad things like my life and start to tear up.
>>feeling emotions still
Guys help
I tried to go to wizchan and it redirected me to fucking reddit
Wats happening
It is dieding.
Don't visit it from any of these sites.
It redirects you if it detects if you're coming from these sites.
Pretty crafty wizards over there.
>>27093404
Damn
Pretty fucking neato
