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i woke up to this this morning. how does it make you feel? are you mad you'll never have what i have? love is a great feeling.
>>27087213
I hope you are a girl. If you're a guy then it's time for dat freaky sex.
Your happiness doesn't make me mad. My anger is mostly self hate.
Congratulations? Sure, I guess I am envious. But, at the same time I am also happy for you man. Now, don't fuck up what you've achieved.
>>27087284
im clearly a guy, my girl was saying the word boyfriend.
Yaaaaawwwnnnnnnnn
Ah, hello there wagie!
How are you on this fine day? You look rather tired! Did Mr Shekelstein make you work unpaid overtime AGAIN?
Haha, don't worry wagie, I also had to work very hard today on my rendition of Mozart's Requiem. I'd invite you to listen, but knowing Mr Shekelstein he'll have you working tomorrow, haha, am I right wagie?
Also, my philosophical studies have been quote fruitful, wagie. Through the teachings of the great Greek philosophers from Socrates to Zenodotus, I think I've been truly enlightened.
Oh I mustn't keep you waiting, wagie, after all who knows what time Shekelstein will have you in for tomorrow!
And as always
Another day, another dollar
This is excellent
>read some Greek philosophy so he thinks he's "enlightened"
Read Stirner or Hegel and then come back.
>>27087135
I worked overtime this week, but I always get 1.5 x pay
If it's a Saturday it's 2.3 x pay. Yes don't ask me why it's 2.3
>"Gosh I'm so glad the week is over! Hey sorry if I've been boring these past few days Anon, I've just been so stressed out recently. Thanks for talking with me last night about everything, it really has settled my thoughts on a lot of things. I'm so lucky to have you here to reassure me when I'm feeling bad, I really appreciate it Anon. Hey, I know. How about tomorrow morning we have a lie-in and then I can cook you a big breakfast? Then whatever you want to do with the rest of the weekend I'm down. Does that sound like a plan?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY ]
>"I can't believe it took us so long to finally speak to each other! You know I did try my best to give you hints that I was interested in you. I just suck at stuff like that. I always felt so stupid when I tried flirting with you only to have you stare back at me without reacting. After a while I figured you just weren't attracted to me. That's why I was so shocked when you asked me out the other day! I'd waited and waited for you just to start some sort of conversation with me and there you were asking me out on the spot! No, it wasn't weird Anon. It was sweet. I feel like a very lucky girl for having you in my life."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwZNL7QVJjE ]
Fresh new pasta for me? Naww, you shouldn't have...
Rodents scuttling leaves falling pawn moves to white he sees.
Enjoy your school years robos. After that you won't get shit for female interaction unless ya pay for it. Make the most of it it only gets worse after school.
Nigga i am 28
It's over
What if every female interaction i have ever had has been at work or through mutual friends and never at school?
I never went to school, but I'm pretty sure there are failed normalfags here that went to school and still never interacted with females.
What does it mean if a girl calls me her "work boyfriend?" She keeps calling me that and telling everyone that I'm her "work boyfriend" and I have no idea what's going on
It just means that you guys spend a LOT of time working together. That's all.
Oh, and she wants to blow your cock in the supply room. But, whatevs
Work boyfriend = I think you're cute and I like your company but I'd probably never date you
>>27086962
Really
She likes to put her head on my shoulder if I'm just standing around and say she loves me and tries to get me to say it back
She's got a real boyfriend though and he's a big guy who could blast my ass
>find a /po/, fascists, nationalist room
> they think they are the most intelligent people in the universe
> they plan on making a fort in north dakota
> the regulars are well know t-chat dipshits, tempest, goy, etc.
> I constantly blast them with manycams "sanic going fast" the second something racist or antisemitic is uttered
>can do so easily on and on the daily bc I work from home and have a three screen setup
>they are unable to ban me most of the time, and if they do I have an ip reset so I can be back within 3 minutes or so
>thus far I have made them abandon 3 chats, however I always find them again and again.
Am I doing the wrong thing
>>27086488
so progressive
you're on the right side history!!!
that's funny as fuck to tell you the truth
>>27086488
you found a room full of fascist on paper craft and origami?
>>27087071
maybe if you abuse substances
>slut shaming is wrong.
>virgin shaming is OK.
>>27086109
And then people wonder why we quit society
>>27086109
>said no one evercomentario original
>>27086152
Bullshit, ask every slut who has been slut shamed what she thinks of virgins and she will laugh.
Thinking about buying one of these. What do you guys think, is this watch comfy enough?
>>27085779
Anything Casio is classic. It's function over form at its finest. I personally own an AE-1200WH. I say go for it.
>>27085779
That's pretty autistic familia.
Get a Seiko like mime
But that's a terrorist watch
I recently started wearing picture related.
Anybody who got more of these laying around? I recall seeing them around here a while ago.
Only one I have, sorry :/
HOLY FUCK
IM SAD NOW
That first one is actually brilliant.
Why do normies constantly do this?
But they don't. Why do robots constantly make up shitty threads?
The normalfag craves nothing more than social status attention. The easiest way to achieve this is by posting yourself with money.
>>27085604
But this isn't that much money. I could go down to the bank, withdraw much more than this, take a picture, then return it.
idk, one can post negative shit and hate on everything or one can just post cute girls.
anyone else just wants to post cute girls?
why is this body type so attractive?
can anyone please tell me the scientific reason for why this kind of body type makes men go crazy?
>>27085810
>>27086436
Body language, lighting, facial expression, some photoshop. Obviously it's a beautiful girl too, has long hair, a pretty face, hour glass shape etc.
>tfw not a girl
>>27085100
you need to understand OP that during birth your brain developed a genetic defect that makes you desire to be a girl when you were formed in the womb to be a boy hence all the testereone you have. The thing that is telling you to be a girl isn't you, it's the primal part of your brain which is your flesh. Try to become spiritual and disconnect yourself from your fleshly carnal and primitive desires and then you will find freedom and happiness.
>>27085100
Iktf
>tfw lost the 50/50 coin flip when I was born and am now destined to live a life of misery
>>27085100
Upside of being female:
can masturbate better
cute
Downside:
menstruation
Who here /notgettinglaid/
>>27085097
Me
>tfw don't see any point in life when I can't even get the most basic necessities that everyone else takes for granted
>>27085097
If anyone here IS getting laid they're on the wrong board.
>>27085097
Last time I got laid was about a year ago with my last "gf", I didnt even like her I just wanted someone to fuck. But then the sex for boring and when you think about its only like 4 seconds of pleasure and the rest is just building up to it. Its pretty shit DESU . I've totally lost my sex drive in the last year. Even a good ol' wank leaves me unsatisfied. Think I'm going gay or something because porn doesn't even get me hard anymore. I have to think of devious acts that include some kind of intercourse to get me going and then its the old " wow, I dont feel any better after that wank" and then I get thinking I must be gay or something again.
>Be 23yo KV Britbong
>Go to Japan with normie friends
>Literally less than two nights in, I end up making out with a cute Japanese girl
Seriously, fuck. I'm still a virgin, but I was shocked over how easy it was to get with her. You guys were right. Just go to an Asian country and apparently "be white"
>doing japanese studies at university
>have a whole year abroad in the third year
gonna be a good time desu
also are you the real britbong or is that just a meme
also, how did it happen?
like, event or step by step what happened leading up to you making out with her?
Nah. Japanese girls are no more or less easy than western girls. You simply gained more courage than usual by being in a foreign country and with friends.
Not saying that's a bad thing. On the contrary. Hopefully this gets you a boost that you can apply back home too.
>suck my sweaty feet you fat piece of shit
>>27084505
>turkfeet
ew no thanks
>>27084505
those are some fat feet, woman must be projecting her own self hate on betas.
>>27084526
not really fat feet
