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Hello robots,
Former robot here. I managed to climb to social ladder to chad-dom, and I want to give back to the community that made me feel not so goddamn alone for years.
Qualifications:
Then:
Had 4tb of anime
Been on 4chan since 04
No friends for years
Complete failure all throughout school
Now:
Get laid almost every weekend
Big circle of friends
Not as depressed.
If you want real, tangible advice on how to stop being a social outcast, I will help you as much as I can. I won't give you shitty platitudes like "just bee urself", I know the struggles.
>>25151179
whites cannot be robots, chad. it was only a matter of cleaning yourself up and lifting.
bee yourself.
>>25151192
It was much more than that, anon.
Also, people of every race can be Chad. I know Asian chads, black chads, hispanic chads, etc.
>>25151227
Is it possible to become a Chad when you're 5'10 at 110lbs?
If you post in this thread, you will get gf
If you get dubs, you will get 10/10 gf
If you get trips, you will get 10/10 before the year of our lord 2016
If you get quads, you will get qt trap gf
post a rare pepe with dubs in reply to someone and you get their gf
Fuck you faggot, illusion of fortune it's a danger for your personal growth
I don't want a GF, I get lots of one nights stands.
I'll take a 10/10 tho. Check 'em
Whew ladd
Let's have a room thread. How do you robots live?
s-self-bump...
>>25147049
Osamu Dazai? Nice.
Your room is way too clean though. It looks unused.
My room is a shithole so I won't even bother uploading a pic.
>>25147049
0/10 carpet floor.....
I'm an edgy, selfish loser with no friends and no happiness.
Very similar to pic related but even more bitter and hate-filled.
Ask me anything.
>>25146573
Why do you have no friends?
>>25146573
How is he edgy and selfish?
>>25146573
where do you live? your exact address please I want to mail you something
Do roasties even know they are used goods?
>>25146524
why do you care just shut up and do what you like. i hate roastieposts, wageposts, neetposts, virginposts, heightposts, fembotposts, chadposts and every other form of shitpost on earth
>>25146524
No, all they believe is that they are princesses.
>>25146524
women are more than a vagina. and having a gf is more than sex.
>this will never be you
How do you cope?
>>25146495
I don't like feet, but I love legs, thighs and calves.
Muscular calves on chicks wearing leggings is boner alert.
>>25146495
Crying, often.
>>25146495
post your favs? my fav artist
>tfw no r9k gf to listen to this with
>>25145521
GET THE FUCK OVER IT FAGGOT
IT'S NOT HER FAULT YOU HAVE SHIT MUSIC
>>25145534
>uses image of a girl from a literal meme anime
>watches anime that was made after the 80s with perhaps 10 or so exceptions
>attacks MY taste
You disgust me.
hi i love sotaiseiriron how old are you?
>10 days before it's 2016
did you ever think your life was gonna pass you by this way?
did you tell yourself, when you were a young hopeful kid, that you'll never grow up and die bitter?
thread theme song choice
#1 Time by Pink Floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
#2 Young Turks by Rod Stewart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk
justyna kopania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jnsQg_n6F0
>>25143906
>did you ever think your life was gonna pass you by this way?
>did you tell yourself, when you were a young hopeful kid, that you'll never grow up and die bitter?
no but i do think about this a lot
where did it all go wrong
What does it mean to love yourself? How do you learn how if you don't already know?
>tfw you will never be a big titty anime girl
Just fucking end it all
>>25143700
>Not liking DFC
Get out, high test normie.
>>25143700
>you will never be an aloof and cold big-titted onee-san who secretely forces her cute loli imouto to lick her pussy and massage her massive breasts nightly
ITT: Post your personal 10/10
This girl is literal perfection to me. I probably wouldn't even register to her if she passed me in the fucking desert.
I'm not going to post my boyfriend's pictures onto 4chan, noob
Half of everyone here thinks she's fucking ugly, half think she's QT. I'm the only one that posts her to my knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OPhtQp1C9c
If you can finish this video you are a very strong man.
that's a girll?
Meh, sort of lame but nothing any more vapid than what I hear teenage girls talk
>>25160282
>Rarest Pepe
That was the biggest fucking mistake this board has ever come up with. I hope the faggots who came up with this lose sleep every night.
>tfw SSRI induced nightmares every single night
IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, NOT RUIN THE ONLY TIME I DON'T FEEL LIKE SHIT GODDAMN IT
What's you poison, family?
>tfw can't stop dreaming about the friends I used to have.
I wish I wasn't so alone.
>>25160189
post cool nightmares bro
For years now people have been telling me to go into radio and voice acting. Friends, family, complete strangers, people at bars, and people on buses. What got me interested again is 3 complete strangers brought it up in the last week.
Not only that but some of them are literally begging me. Because if I don't do it I'm "wasting my talent". I don't know... just because I have a deep voice, I don't think that means I have the talent to voice act or have the ability to articulate myself professionally.
I have always mumbled my entire life and suffered from shyness. I think I even struggle to speak since I hardly opened my mouth my entire life and am naturally very quiet. My sister in law told me that I need to take courses to help me not speak in a monotone. I got two job offers in the past to voice act. One guy claimed to be with the video game industry, another with the animation industry. But I didn't trust them.
I was told I should sign up for voice123. But it costs 400 dollars a year, and it'd mean probably spending atleast 1000 dollars on a microphone. Should I take the risk? Can someone honestly tell me if this worth going into? I don't want to waste the money I saved up for nothing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0he9RunMW6R
Make youtube videos and film yourself trolling pub servers on random games
after you get a good mic
Nice voice.
Not amazing as an actual professional voice actor or news anchor but it has potential if you took some vocal lessons and worked on enunciation.
>>25160151
Why? lol
What game? call of duty?
rare wojak thread
post rare wojaksf the robot
>>25159994
jamaicabloxx
very rare wojak :^)
>>25160111
trips don't lie
but the robot bloxx
Whad is the worst memory of your life? I'll start
>be 18 yo me
>had one normie friend and one half friend (friends gf) who I drank with every weekend
>had been down with the flu for a few days, feeling better by friday
>decide to go over and get drunk again
>he decides to have a party at his mom's place, she was a drunk who would party with us
>had traded a pinch of my weed to burnout from high school for 3 1mg klonopin
>save them to take right before party
>take kpins, start drinking 2 hrs later
>familiar flu-shit feeling comin and pressing against my anus
>am already drunk aandbenzoed out
>relieve tension in stomach by releasing my clenched as whole
>could feel myself shitting but don't give two fucks
>apparently there was a lot of it
>sit on some random guys lap who was sitting in the living room
>he pushes me off him and starts yelling because there is a set green/yellow stain all over his lap
>punches me, i fall down and people start gathering
>everyone is pointing n laughing at me
>so drunk and high I still don't care
>look down and the insides of my pantlegs are dark green
>some part of my realized there was shit going down and I go out to my car to drive home and get out of thrre
>cold as fuck outside but don't care
>shitty ass freezes to the leather seat
>swerving around crying while having a cig and scratching my ass... Inside my pants
>wiping my eyes with shitty hand
>drive into parked car on the street
>pass out in drivers seat, woken at ~2am by guy trying to ask me shit
>tell him to fuck off, he opens door and outs me in his car
>still fucked up so I pass out again
>wake up in drunk tank next day with DUI charges and a mess of others
>get done with the processing bullshit, go on Facebook and all I see is pics of me on the kitchen floor with shit running down my legs
>other pics are of my mugshot with shit on my face
And that's why I had to move to relatives in North Dakota and have stayed here to this day
>mfw this will never leave my mind
I suppose next time you take drugs, do it in the safety of your home instead of someone else's.
Unless you're done with drugs. That's cool too.
>>25159945
Did you move in with your auntie and uncle?
>be 10th grade
>steal girl from a Chad
>this Chad is a manlet
>beats me up
>whole school makes fun of me for getting beat up by short Chad who is half my size
>end up skipping classes to avoid bullying
>ended up failing 10th grade
>ended up dropping out of school
Girls aren't worth it
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