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Has 4chan ruined you?
God some kids in the this generation are so fucking insufferable
I've surprisingly never actually heard someone name 4chan IRL.
Closest I've heard are a couple short-run kids laughing and saying "top kek!" a couple weeks back. How about you guys?
>mfw considering the implications of that image, and considering that it's probably a lot more common than we think
I never thought I'd read seriously. One day I tried it and realized it was more immersive than any anime or movie ever.
You can really get lost in this shit. I had no idea. I can ignore whatever goes on in real life.
Someone recommend some more good books to get lost in. I like pic related a lot and other sci-fi.
What have you robros been reading?
>>25160521
Book of the New Sun series by Gene Wolfe
It's fucking amazing. And I love Hyperion.
>>25160521
>starts reading
>reads Hyperion
fuck dude
this is like losing your virginity to a 10/10 by sheer luck
nothing else is ever going to measure up to that series
>>25160547
>>25160549
It's so good bros.
I would recommend it to every robot. Has a bit of everything. The imagery is unbelievably good.
It's the type of book that pulls you the fuck in.
I found a pdf for anyone interested.
https://www.uploady.com/#!/download/k_ooCiWs6LJ/SJFII8Zv2YGOdb2D
What are you listening to, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc
Laying comfy in bed with this playing. :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpIrFglZfQU&index=30&list=RDl1Z7hW_f8Eo
I like these guys
https://youtu.be/R7CJgzNomfs
Checking out OPs now. Will let you know.
>>25160520
Not usually into foreign stuff but this is nice
>>25160531
Shit desu
Ask a 20 year old femanon who's never touched a dick anything
>>25160392
there's literally nothing stopping you unless you're disfigured or a quadriplegic
Why not?
Original commentjfifjdjf
Why don't you touch a dick?
>tfw 14th day of NOFAP
>tfw dick and balls hurt
i just want to end it all, i just want to whip my cock out. Put on some delicious porn and bust a nut all over my fucking stomach and grunt so loud the neighbors will hear.
take a walk
heeereee you goo man :))) >>>
>he fell for the nofap maymay
lmfaotbhfam
>getting changed for gym class
>"wow anon is so skinny"
>>25160275
HAHA EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS FEEL RIGHT HAHA? :)
>>25160289
Can you explain this meme please
>>25160326
he's fat
>be American
>cut off skin dick because it might get dirty
>walk around in my house with my shoes still on and also put my feet up on all the furniture
>get shot
>>25160254
>get shot
kek
>>25160254
>Be yuropoor
>never go to the moon
>no defense against hordes of refugees
It's like you enjoy being cucked
>>25161020
sure is handy u got that fucking huge ocean ;~]
Anyone else here truly not mind not having a gf? I used to get upset about it in middle school but eventually I forced myself to stop putting pussy on such a high pedestal and ever since then it feelsgoodman.jpg
>tfw no nagging bitchy gf who projects all of her insecurities on me
>tfw no stupid gf who can't handle her shit on drugs/alcohol and embarrasses you to be seen with her while she tries to cuckold you with the chads who're groping her drunk ass
>(mostly) satisfied with jerking off
don't get me wrong, a gf would be nice and I probably wouldn't turn down the opportunity but all of these beta faggots on here need to learn to appreciate independence
I agree, comrade. Women these days are nothing but baggage.
>>25160248
I'm glad you were able to fool yourself into hating the most basic human desire beyond homeostasis. Enjoy freedom, for now. Pursue science.
But what about a gay BF?
Tell him he's a cuck
How are we supposed to do that?
Maybe you should call him one instead.
>talking like you're on 4chan anywhere but on 4chan
psychcentral com/quizzes/autism.htm
>>25160872
With the poor name masking, and retardation, I think this is a shoop trying to defame some poor fellow named Ethan.
Who seems like your standard well adjusted normie.
A girl from one of my lectures added me on facebook, then gave me her number. That's all she did.
What do robots?
>>25159985
Text her "sup it's ____"
Ask her you fucking fag not us
You know what to do normie.
Out with you.
>You will never have a former pornstar mom
>>25159972
You want your mother to be a whore?
>>25159972
Good tbqh
My mom shouldn't be hot
>>25159992
Most of our mothers were probably sluts when they were younger
It's weird to think about them being young and sleeping around
After 25 years of marriage my parents broke the news that my dad cheated on my mom. My brother and I just got back from a trip and I don't even know what to feel.
I'm not sure what this feel is
My mom is a great woman and I hate that she's so hurt. But my dad wants to make things work and I can't hate him.
Hold me, robots
>>25159961
>having parents
fuck off normie
>>25159961
Sounds like your dad is a former Chad. He wields the power of the relationship. Understand this and master it.
Honour dictates that you kill your father.
I just want to have an adventure, like something movie tier. Any advice
>>25159904
Fly to Iraq and become a one-man war against ISIS. I assure you it will quite dramatic.
>>25159904
if you dont have money, its not easy. if you have some put away, come to socal and walk the beaches all day. eventually youll just become homeless
>>25159904
i want something like that too. lets form an alliance and remove kebab and start an uprising anon
>Be me, 26
>Get turned down by girls my whole life
>Single all through out high school, college, any job I've worked
>Asked girls out constantly no replies
>Lower standards to fat girls, ugly women, and single moms
>Try dating sites for 2 years
>Finally get a girl who actually doesn't get board immediately with me
>We talk for several months on this dating site
>We become facebook friends
>We agree to go on a little date in town this thursday because its the only day she's free
>She's 33, single mother with 2 kids and works a shit job.
TL;DR Is it worth dating a single mother with two kids? I hate children and would rather date a 2/10 but this woman looks like a hard 6 is it worth it?
>>25159891
She will destroy whatever happiness you have left in your life, don't do it
It's your decision mate, I could go on about how single mothers are the worst cause statistically... Yadayadayada
But in the end, if it makes you happy then go for it, don't overcomplicate with what if's
You could also just use the occasion to gather some experience
As long as it's bettering your life dude..
>>25160013
Exactly, I've been seeing all the r9k red flags
>two kids
>tattoos
>crazy sex life at young age
>no college degree
>Works as a waitress for a shitty restaurant that serves cheap beer and buffalo wings
She even ask about my income and work life, I almost freak when she talked about her promiscuous sex life and just wants to settle down away from all the sleazy guys. My biggest fear is falling in love with her.
>>25160051
This is what I'm hoping for, I've never been in a relationship but I've heard people talk about it a lot and just say that single moms tend to rush things. I just want to date her without ever meeting her kids.
>the year 2013+2
>still not doing dabs
>>25159837
Hey, Tom.
oil is too strong and harsh for me, I prefer buds and water/dry sift hash when I can get it
>tfw my local dispensaries have replaced their cheap water hashes with overpriced, often poorly purged oils
How can you justify smoking marijuana? Shatter or wax is only 25/g and it lasts 3x as long
