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>december 22nd 2015
>no gothic lolita gf
>>25164420
I'm glad someone else on here has top tier taste.
>tfw you will never dress up with your gf
>>25164420
>>25165539
>tfw no thigh highs to be tied up by
>>25165758
>tfw no contact with anything feminine for so long that I'm becoming attracted to hyper-feminine lolita and other cute things
>S-Surprise... I'm sorry I didn't tell you I had a penis earlier, anon. You're not mad, are you? :3
How do you respond?
>>25164309
>turn around, grab coat, leave building, walk home
loving anal rape
FUck 'em in the ass
Happy 25th birthday to me......
Happly birthday ann
hey, my brother turned 26 today! I haven't spoken to him since last Christmas when he called me a fucking faggot
Happy birthday OP. Just remember ,it's still not too late to change things.
You're not a wizard yet.
What gives you more satisfaction?
>Taking a huge well deserved shit
Or
>Seeing that the shit you had just taken didn't clog the toilet
>>25164295
Neither
>Seeing the toilet paper is clean after one wipe
Fucking based
Definitely taking the shit.
Clogging up the toilet with my shit feels like an achievement.
>>25164381
I gotta agree
>"EHHHHG! ANON!! Did you finish already! What the fuck?! You are so fucking pathetic! "
What the fuck are you doing in my room, bitch? I don't even like women. Get the Hell out.
>>25164258
Hey! That's a-my fetish!
>>25164258
>not sucking it up and smashing that shit with a floppy
it's like you guys can't even pretend to be chads
Why do you guys promote the NEET life style so much? If you're really satisfied with it you shouldn't have to poke fun at wagecucks.
>in b4 cuckio
>in b4 NEETs get BTFO
>>25164236
Because, I, for one, am really envious of wagecucks being able to integrate into society and become meaningful. All I do is focus on my art and my writing in hopes I can leave something meaningful behind, even if it doesn't garner me a single penny.
NEETs will post on the internet until they eventually kill themselves. It's pretty sad, really.
>>25164392
why don't you get a job, no one wants your "art"
Hey all,
I'm having a Christmas party at my place and most of the things are in order (everyone knows what they're making for the potluck dinner, people know their Secret Santa recipients, etc.) but I'm at a loss for any party games that are appropriately Christmas-y.
We'll probably drink and catch-up, eat dinner, watch Die Hard (for obvious reasons), and then I have literally no idea. Send help.
Cards Against Humanity
FUCK YOU THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING CUNT SHIT STAIN NIGGER DICK FUCKLIPS ORIGINAL YOU STUPID FUCKING SHITDICK AUTOFILTER FUCK PROGRAM PIECE OF DOG ASS MOTHER CUNT FUCKER
>>25164225
>Cards Against Humanity
Isn't Christmas-y, but the card game my social group plays on nearly every occasion because it's fun, though could be seen as edgy(?) because of the satirical nature.
get the Christmas edition of CAH
You go to work, do boring shit and get home. People are busy and can't spend all the time you'd like them to with you. And even if they did, you'd run out of stuff to talk about/do quickly. After playing so many good video games, listening to several good albums and watching really good films, they become boring. So do books.
After talking to so many people in life, you realize no one is really special and they're as flawed as you. Life becomes repetitive and depressing. Even tragedies don't shock you anymore.
Even if you're attractive, all of this still applies. Why is life so boring, senpai?
>>25164165
Obligatory, "why haven't you killed yourself then?"
There's a shit ton out there in the world to do that you dont have to be chad to do.
>>25164202
I don't have the guts to do it
Can 2016 be the beginning of a new era?
>>25164154
I MEAN COME ON GUYS ITS 2016
>>25164179
I MEAN REALLY GUYS
I think so. 2006 is when I got into music and anime and starting not giving a fuck. I was also pretty fedora at the time but that was before it was cool. I predict this year it'll all come full circle.
Once you go black your eyes go black and blue.
When will these white sluts learn?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6bd_1450738780
>>25164062
It just makes them hornier, it's the appeal of the black man. The primal and beastly mannerisms of a nigger is something whites will never be able to emulate and why we're losing our women to these dark gods.
>>25164062
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6bd_1450738780
i don't wanna watch that.
>motel party, chilling with the boys
kek
>ywn save her and cleanse her soul in the light of orthodoxy
Who here amazing food on par with sex?
that looks pretty good. if food and sex were of equal economic value, i'd pick food ofc.
>>25164019
>Smoked salmon
I want that in my mouth.
What's the closest you guys have ever gotten to a foodgasm?
So I know, and probably everyone knows how white stacies look. But how do asian stacies look like?
Here ya go sir
>>25164015
so accurate it hurts
Can someone post the video of that millionaire LA Asian Stacy "professional video editor" who describes her day in a Bateman-esque fashion? I remember it was posted here once but I haven't been able to find it since.
If you beta white fucks smile at me like this one more time i'll knock your fucking teeth loose
>>25163940
sorry for ruining your black panther party
>black people actually think that's a smile
I'll do this more often if it makes you fuckers so butthurt.
Prob gonna knock some teeth loose regardless, fuckin chimp
>"HEY ANON! Past night was amazing! I to preparing up some breakfast for us! I will make the pankakes, BUT you have to decrystalize the cyrup!"
ugly witch
I literally have no idea what that means
What in the actual fuck?
That face when you will never marry a good clean woman because modern feminism dictates all women should act like attention seeking binge drinking whores
Who cares? We're just gonna die
>>25163890
Go to a church. There are less whores but most of them are actually virgins who won't put out until theyre married.
>le modern feminism maymay
>le the worst examples of humanity represent everyone else maymay
>le being so omega you're not good enough for the actually worthy females so you pretend they don't exist maymay
>maymay
>a
>y
>m
>a
>y
